Ooh, my head hurts! It's never been this bad before? At least, I woke up in my own bed. Why is this so bad you may ask?
After finishing college, I stayed in the town where my college was to start a life away from my parents. They're not bad parents in the typical sense you might think; they just were always up in my business about everything.
Where are you going, who are you dating, where have you been?
After I told them, I was done with school, and I used the money they were sending me to get myself an apartment, they sent my youngest sister to the same college and told her to live with me.
They never asked; they just expected. What they didn't know was that my little sister was an alcoholic. I mean she drank every day, and not just beer.
Somehow, she managed always to get up in the morning and go to work, classes and then come home and start drinking. Besides everything else, she has some sort of photographic memory and remembers everything she reads. That makes for a perfect student and daddy's little girl all at the same time.
From time to time, she took me with her to one of her drinking parties. When she thought she had enough to drink, she would take me by the arm and say, "Well me and my boyfriend need to get back to our place," and she would grind herself up against me giving me only a very chaste kiss.
In her stupor, she said, "I didn't want to get you too turned-on?"
For some reason, probably because she was my sister, my dick never got hard. She couldn't understand it though, thinking she was too pretty for me not to get hard. She must've thought I wanted to fuck her or something.
When she says something like that to me, I would just say, "You're drunk ... go to bed!
With us being born in the early 90s, my name is Brad and hers is Tiffany.