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Author's Note
This continues a re-telling of my Homelands series. I'm proud of the original versions but don't feel that they lived up to their full potential. This time around, you can expect a slower pace, stronger characterization, and a less grandiose plot. This is no longer an epic fantasy, with a huge battle between good and evil waiting at the end. If you read the original versions, you should feel as though you're revisiting old friends, but you shouldn't assume that you know how their story ends. If you haven't, there is no need to do so. This re-telling is meant to stand on its own and is my preferred version of the tale.
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It was only a little past two a.m. when Frank woke up. Despite that, he couldn't get back to sleep. He tossed and turned for a while, but it was hopeless.
He felt like a little kid, unable to sleep on Harvest Eve because he couldn't stop thinking about what joys the morning would bring. It wasn't the pile of presents that kept him up that night, though, nor the hope that he might glimpse Scarecrow Jim through the window. It was visions of his mother that danced in his head, wearing only stockings and heels. Her, and the rest of the family, though none of the others figured as prominently.
Apparently, Frank was still struggling to tell the difference between reality and make-believe, though. Did he actually think that he and his family had been carried off to an exotic palace by a gust of wind? That someone had cast a fucking spell on them?
That must have been a dream. Frank was pretty sure that he
had
kissed his cousin, but the rest of it? Nah. His subconscious had just needed a way to work through the residual guilt and so had served up an imaginative take on their holiday dinner. He and his mom had kicked butt at Trivial Pursuit, closing things out with a sports question, of all things.
Frank lifted the covers, expecting to find a familiar flabby form. Instead, the paean to masculinity awaited him; the same one he'd inhabited twice since arriving at the farmhouse.
Which they were no longer in.
He hadn't realized it at first, the room being dark and all, but the bed he lay atop wasn't the one he'd gone to sleep in. The mattress was bigger and softer, and the patchwork quilt had turned into a silver duvet. There was no heat to combat the October chill, either.
Assuming it was still October. Or that calendar months even applied wherever they were.
Hadn't he answered that Superbowl question last year?
It
was
cold, though. A cloud of mist formed in front of his face whenever he exhaled. Yet he wasn't uncomfortable. It seemed their windswept forms weren't just easy on the eyes. Now that he thought about, Frank realized that every transformation had offered a temporary escape from aches and pains he'd thought would be with him for the rest of his life, as well as a boost to his vigor and vitality. Shit, they'd even granted a selective resistance to alcohol. Frank had spent most of the day drinking, and he'd had a nice buzz going throughout dinner, but it had faded as soon as dull wits had become a liability. Not as soon he'd changed bodies, which was interesting, but after their stupid game had gotten interesting. Frank hadn't quite realized it at the time, but, looking back, there was no mistaking the way he'd sobered up. How surprising was it, then, that he wasn't bothered by extreme temperatures? They probably couldn't experience any unwelcome sensations while under the effects of the spell, the better to keep them from panicking.
That realization probably should have spooked the shit out of him, but it didn't. Not even after Frank remembered the ominous letter. It didn't seem like they were in any danger.
He sat up slowly, which still made the bed creak. A glance to his right confirmed he hadn't woken either of his brothers. Todd didn't stir, and Dom wasn't even there. That might have meant something to Frank if it wasn't so common for his older brother to sneak off somewhere in the middle of the night to smoke a blunt.
The hardwood floors had been replaced with tile, so Frank had no trouble making it to the bathroom in silence. Unfortunately, the door had become a silver curtain that he couldn't draw shut without making noise. The grating sound must not have disturbed Todd, though, because his brother didn't grumble loudly or throw any epithets Frank's way.
There was a second curtain on the other side of the bathroom. Frank drew it aside just enough to peer past. It looked like another bedroom lay on the other side. The one his sister shared with Brianna, perhaps? That looked like red hair pooled on that pillow.
He fumbled for a light switch, out of habit, but there wasn't one. As soon as he cursed the nobles for not providing an alternative light source, a glowing orb appeared overhead.
''Holy shit,'' Frank said. He looked up through squinted eyes. There was no bulb screwed into a fixture or anything like that—just a silvery sphere suspended in midair, filling the room with soft luminescence. A terrifying, wondrous thought occurred to him and he asked, ''Did I do that?'' In answer, the light winked out. He willed it to return, and it did. ''Fuuuuck.''
Something very strange was going on, and it wasn't just happening
to
them; they had what his sociologist roommate called ''agency'', or at least some measure thereof.
Whether that should have reassured, confused, or alarmed Frank was an open question. What it
shouldn't
have done, though, was felt familiar. Yet it did.
As soon as the initial wave of disbelief passed, Frank realized he'd done crazier things than conjure a ball of light. Magic had been a part of his life since puberty. An irregular one—it took hours to store up enough energy to do what he'd just done, so Frank tended to use his powers sparingly—but still nothing to get too excited about.
That was why he'd taken everything in stride up to that point. The soothing sludge had kept them all from panicking, but it was far easier to keep someone's mood from changing than to control their thoughts. Frank had no great talent for mind magic, but he knew that much. He should have been a whole lot more confused earlier, even if he'd managed to keep his emotions in check. There was a reason he hadn't reacted like someone who'd just had their first brush with the supernatural, though. Because for Frank, that had come many years before. He couldn't recall any of the specifics at the moment, but a general understanding of things he'd somehow forgotten was starting to return. It was both unsettling and exhilarating, reassuring and yet baffling. He couldn't stop smiling.
Frank still didn't know what was going on, who the palace belonged to, or what exactly they wanted from him and his family, but there was no longer any doubt that supernatural forces were indeed at work. Nor that he was capable of manipulating them himself.
His entire family was.
Frank drew a deep breath and looked in the mirror. The face staring back at him was at once familiar and foreign. His skin was fair, his eyes brown, his hair black, and a thick but neatly-trimmed beard covered the bottom half of his face. The red highlights were gone, though, as was the odd little curl at one corner. If he was ever going to look like the guy in the mirror, he'd need to lose some weight—then dye his beard, grow his hair out a little, and switch to contacts. With a little wishful thinking, though, Frank could convince himself that he was looking at
his
face. That wasn't something true from the neck down; his windswept physique was more impressive than he dared dream of achieving without supernatural assistance. It was clearly based on his original form, but only loosely.The face in the mirror, however, was more recognizable. He could look at it and think that he wasn't inhabiting someone else's body so much as seeing the best possible version of himself.
It helped that he still wasn't
that
handsome. Frank liked what he was seeing, to be sure, but also knew that he couldn't compare to his uncle or his grandfather. And that was fine. Really, it was. Better to be handsome, without any qualifiers, than so obnoxiously good-looking that he couldn't suspend disbelief when he looked in the mirror.
Lest he change his mind about that, Frank extinguished the light and crept back to bed.
He got under the covers and stared up at the ceiling. A thousand thoughts ran through his mind, but he wasn't sure he was prepared to grapple with any of them. So he tried counted the stars and crescent moons, just to keep himself distracted. When that didn't work, he sat up and summoned a couple of the cupcakes Aunt Liz had made, even though they had to be in a plastic container somewhere in a farmhouse that was countless miles away. Now that he'd reclaimed some measure of his powers, that sort of thing didn't matter. He might not have drawn those particular cupcakes across time and space, so much as created exact replicas. Either way, two of them appeared as soon as he pictured them.
He set one on the nightstand then started in on the other.
A painting on the wall grabbed his attention. He conjured a small light, taking care not to form an orb or anything that would illuminate the entire room.
The dark-haired noblewoman was even more beautiful than the blonde. The bust in the banquet hall did not do her justice. Her silver lips were full and pouty, her cheekbones proud, and her nose delicate. Those dark eyes glittered like amethysts. Her skin was a light indigo and her hair a shade of purple that was at once darker than pitch yet radiant and metallic. Large breasts strained the fabric of her midnight blue dress.