I'm Kevin Martin, I'm 23 and I live in Surrey, just south of London. I've always been close to my Aunt Angela -- but we got a whole lot closer recently.
My mum's 50, and she has two sisters. Angela's the baby of the family, 46, very bubbly, and when I was growing up she was always the 'naughty' aunt: the one who bleached her hair and wore too much make-up; the one whose skirts were too short and whose tops showed too much cleavage; the one who'd buy me sweets and chocolate despite mum's disapproval; the one who told me loads of filthy jokes, and who called me 'Kev', another thing my mum disapproved of. I get the impression that in her younger days she was a bit too friendly with the opposite sex for her family's liking, but when I was a kid she was married to Uncle Norman, and the mother of the beautiful Cara, my cousin who's the same age as me.
This is what Aunt Angie was like: one day when I was in my teens I was sitting in the quiet house alone, my parents having gone out for the day. I didn't expect them home for hours, and I was boldly sitting on the front room couch flicking through a girlie magazine I'd bought third-hand from another kid at school. I was just examining the centrefold with enthusiasm when suddenly, right in my ear, I heard a voice say, "Blimey Kev, look at the tits on her." I nearly shat myself, it was such a shock! I whirled round and there was Auntie Angela, leaning on the back of the sofa, the dark gulley between her boobs inches from my face, gazing at the magazine. Then she calmly moved round to sit next to me and took it out of my hands, leafing through it. She turned to me and said, "So Kev, which one of these d'you like more, the hairy blonde or the redhead with the shaved twat?" At first I shrivelled up with embarrassment, but after a few minutes I actually began to enjoy myself, feeling quite grown up discussing the merits of each model with my adult aunt. Despite my occasional sideways glances at her generous tits there really was nothing sexual about it. In those days I didn't think of middle-aged ladies in that way; no, it was Cara I fancied something rotten back then.
This story really starts a couple of months ago, at Cara's wedding. Uncle Norman had dropped dead several years earlier, from heart failure (my dad told me with a wicked grin that Angie had shagged him to death!), but he'd been a successful businessman and had left his widow a pile of money, so she had no problems affording a white wedding for Cara. Sadly, the groom wasn't me. I'd had a one-night fling with my cousin on the back steps of our house when we were both 18. We'd cuddled and kissed for a while, and I managed to get a hand inside her bra while she pulled my knob out and gave me a hand job. I naturally assumed we were boy and girlfriend after that, but Cara avoided me for weeks, clearly not wanting to repeat our evening of passion. Then she cleared off to university, which was where she met Slimy Stewart, as I think of him. Her fiancΓ© oozed charm, but Aunt Angie didn't like him either, and referred to him behind Cara's back as 'the snake oil salesman'.
The wedding went off smoothly, although my mum gave me some dirty looks when I kept sniggering at Aunt Angela's whispered humorous commentary on the vicar, the groom, the bridesmaids, and just about everything else inside the church. The reception was to be held at a swanky local hotel, but my girlfriend Nathalie and I ducked out to nip back to my home to change into jeans and T-shirts -- we both hate getting tarted up in suits and fancy togs. Nathtalie's a funky black chick, as tall as me (five-eleven) and about as muscular. I met her at the gym where I work out three nights a week, and I'm very proud of her - she's one of the best triple jumpers in the country. When Aunt Angie met her for the first time she told me Nathalie was lovely, then added with a chuckle, "and I'll bet she's a dirty little strumpet in bed too."
Not that she was wrong about that. Nat and I were a bit late getting to the reception. Well, she was standing in front of me in just her bra and thong panties, and one thing led to another, and pretty soon she was slumped against the bedroom door panting while I knelt at her feet with my head lodged between her thighs. I love eating pussy, and I also happen to be very, very good at it -- I've got the testimonials to prove it! That's one advantage of Nat's skin colour: unlike a white girl her face isn't all flushed when we meet someone five minutes after I've gone down on her!
When we arrived at the reception Aunt Angie greeted us both with big hugs and kisses. She did look a bit flushed. She was done up to the nines, with a little black pillbox hat perched on her big blonde hair, an expensive purple cotton two-piece suit, a white silk blouse, black stockings and stiletto-heeled shoes which showed off her shapely legs to best advantage. Her complexion used to be pale and creamy, but she's a bit red in the face these days; she 's put on a couple of stones in weight since her husband died, and she's a bit more fond of wine than is really good for her. Already it looked as if she'd quaffed a couple of glasses of champagne.
Nathalie and I did all the usual wedding reception things -- gave Cara a peck on the cheek, congratulated Slimy Stewart, elbowed our way to the food buffet, then went for a bop on the dance floor. Nathalie also helped herself to a glass of champers, but I passed on that. I've never really developed a taste for alcohol. Apart from anything else, I'm an electrician by trade and liquor and high voltage currents don't really mix. My mates wind me up about my abstinence, calling me the O J Kid, but they're glad of it when we head out to a nice country pub somewhere and they need someone sober to drive them home.