A long time ago but not so far away I had just returned from being overseas in the Army. It was December and I was vegging out for a few days. I spent the first couple of days in bed just trying to recover from jet lag and too much drinking. Then I spent the next couple of days finding some of my old high school friends. They were a little tougher to find than I thought and all those plans I'd made in my head when I knew I was coming back to the states kind of went by the boards.
Now I grew up in an old house. It was built in 1790. It has five bedrooms and numerous other rooms. I had one of the large front bedrooms and a queen size bed. The bed was rare because I was a true antique, carved headboard and horizontal coil springs. I didn't think they made more than double size beds before the 1950s but my grandfather had gotten his one made special.
Anyway, it was the Saturday before Christmas that year. I was sleeping in late. Suddenly my bedroom door burst open and my Aunt Chris came bounding in and tearing the covers off me said, "Hey, get out of bed sleepy head!" What she didn't know what that I had not put on any pajama bottoms the night before and she wound up looking at my piss hard on. It didn't dawn on me right away why she was staring at me and then it did.
"I'm sorry," she said as she started to beat a quick retreat from the bedroom.
"Aunt Chris!" I called to her. "It's all right. You didn't mean anything by it did you?" Now my Aunt Chris and I had a long history of passing a lot of sarcastic remarks back and forth many times to the dismay of my mother.
"Well maybe," she said and winked at me as she left the bedroom. Aunt Chris was a little over 50 at the time. From about the time I was 14 or so I had been ogling her body. Aunt Chris had huge tits and even my mother would kid her about it. Aunt Chris was from the generation that wore single piece bathing suits but even those were hard pressed to contain her figure. She was hugely overweight but a little so and she was always smiling. I guess she was about five feet six and had the most gorgeous wavy auburn hair. My mother would say how Aunt Chris looked just like my grandmother.
That evening my date didn't pan out. I took this girl out who I'd had the hots for in high school. I found her to be sweet by totally socially inept so I ended the evening a little earlier than I had planned. I was polite but I decided I didn't want to pursue anything more at least not that evening.
When I got home I found the house empty except for Aunt Chris. She had built a fire in our parlor and was sitting in front of it reading.
"Hi Aunt Chris," I said, "where is everybody?"
"Oh they all went over to the Steadman's for a Christmas party don't you remember?"
"Oh yeah, mom told me. I forgot." As I stood next to her talking I could see down the front of her blouse. Aunt Chris always wore these billowy blouses and this evening was no different. I got a good view of her cleavage and I wished I could see more but other than the top of her bra I couldn't.
"So Peter, how'd your date go tonight?"
"Not so hot. The hot girl from high school wasn't much of a date."
"Well, don't be too hard on her. Maybe she's shy."
"Yeah maybe but I couldn't get her to talk about anything."
"Well, some girls are like that you know. Do you like her?"
"Yeah but not enough to go out with her again."
"Why not? A second date might loosen her up a bit you know."
"Yeah maybe. I'll think about it."
I pulled a chair up next to her and plopped down in it. I loved to sit in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter evening.
"I'm going to get some brandy. Would you like some too?" She asked.
"I'd love some." Aunt Chris disappeared and came back a minute later with a couple of snifters of brandy and handed me one.
"I've had a couple already so I probably shouldn't drink this but your father has such good taste in brandy."
"Yeah, well, you know how dad's family was, always had to have the best of everything."
Aunt Chris smiled, took a sip of the brandy and then went back to reading her book. I took a sip too and glance over at her. I noticed that one of the buttons on her blouse had come undone and I could see the side of her bra. As she adjusted herself a little more came into view. I couldn't help but stare. She was still to be lusted after as far as I was concerned.
"Peter, what are you staring at?" she asked suddenly.
I jerked myself back from my trance and said, "Nothing, I mean," I was stumbling over my words, "your blouse is undone."
Aunt Chris looked down and said, "So it is!" But she made no attempt to button it. I wonder what that was all about. "So are they big enough for you?"
"What?" Her question caught me so totally off guard I didn't know how to answer.
"My breasts, are they big enough for you?" Now our discussions had always been candid when they weren't sarcastic but this was uncharted territory for me.
"Um, yeah, I guess so."
"You guess so? Don't you know?"
"Well yeah Aunt Chris, they are I guess. It's hard to tell."
Aunt Chris acted a little perturbed and then unbuttoned two more buttons on her blouse and pulled it open. "Okay, does this help?" She did say this in her usual sarcastic voice and she laughed a little too. The jokes, both practical and otherwise, had always flowed easily between us and she was obviously making a joke out of this situation.
"I dunno, maybe you should show me a little more," I replied in my best sarcastic voice.
"Do you know," she said with a grin. I guess my tAunt was a little to much for her to ignore because she quickly reached behind her and undid her bra allowing her breasts to spill out. My jaw dropped and she said, "well, judging from that look on your face I guess they are big enough. George liked 'em big too." George was her ex-husband who had left her a year before for an 18 year old. Well, she wasn't really an 18 year old but that's how we all referred to what he'd done. I think the girl was actually 28.
Aunt Chris's breasts were pendulous. As I sat there staring at them I couldn't help but wonder what they felt like. Throughout my high school years I had gotten my hands on a number of teenage breasts but none, of course, approached the size of these.
"Well well, your dear old Aunt is a turn on for you," she said as she pointed towards my crotch. A twenty-one year old's penis has a mind of its own and it wasn't about to let this go by without being heard from so to speak.
Our chairs were so close together that I reached out and brushed my fingers over her nipples and said, "Looks like you're turned on too."
"Hey, you're not supposed to do that," she said sharply but with a smile on her face. Then she reached over to me and quickly grabbed my penis. "There, tit for tat."