Just want to say hi to Lisa and all my Cream Pie friends; this story is about the exquisite treasure of cream pie, and the nectar of the gods. It was not meant to be a taboo story, just happened like that.
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My wife Mary was just putting the finishing touches on the surprise birthday party for our daughter; she really went all out to make our little girls eighteenth birthday something very special, and I knew Audrey would never forget it. The candles were the kind that you can't blow out, just for fun! The streamers and banners announced proudly that she was a woman now, but to us still our precious little kitten. Surveying the decorations, Mary happily chimed in, honey do you think she'll have a fantastic birthday? I had to laugh and tell her that any kid would love this marvelous celebration.
Tommy, our oldest son, wheeled into the driveway and was lugging a huge box out of the trunk of our car; he was being especially careful with his little sister's expensive and heavy gift. My wife Mary, and I, had saved our spare dollars for quite a while to get this gift for Audrey. It was something that we knew she would love and cherish, and the kind of present that would turn her girlfriends green with envy.
Tommy, easing the enormous box to the floor panted, the lady at the shop tested all the parts and guaranteed that it would be in perfect working order for the birthday bash. He seemed almost as excited about it as we were, unusual for a teenager who was normally sullen and typically uninterested with family matters. Mary asked Tommy to help her set it up in the family room where the party was to be held, and with a little shrug and a sly grin, Tommy complied.
Because this was that extraordinary moment when she would become a woman, we decided to invite a select few parents over to enjoy the festivities with us, and give it just a bit more of an adult atmosphere. We tried to choose the ones that were not stuffy or uptight. For the occasion we bought a few bottles of some medium priced wine, because Mary thought a toast seemed to be appropriate for a budding young woman and her celebrants. Most of the parents agreed that a glass of good wine with supervision would be fine and should give the kids a taste of adulthood.