On Saturday morning, the doorbell rang early. I grabbed a towel (I always sleep naked) and answered it. Anne was there:
'Did I wake you - sorry!' she began, nodding at my towel.
'That's OK - want to come in?'
'No - we want you to come out. It's such a lovely day Mike and I though we'd go for a walk over the fields. I've made a picnic. We thought you might like to come?'
It did sound like a great idea. There wasn't a cloud in the clear blue sky and it promised to be a scorcher. We lived right on the edge of miles of countryside.
'Give me ten minutes.'
I dressed in shorts and a T shirt, and grabbed a carrier bag and filled it with cans of beer from my fridge.
'My contribution to the picnic,' I said.
We went back to Anne and Mike's house, picked up two picnic boxes which Anne had prepared. Their mum was in the kitchen, and I was stunned to see a mature version of Anne who had clearly taken care of herself. She was wearing black leggings which showed of her still pert bum and a baggy T shirt. There was no bra and two nipples were clearly visible through the cotton. She cheerily told us to enjoy ourselves and we set off.
We walked through woods and across fields, chatting about this and that. Eventually, we settled on a grassy clearing and set down the picnic stuff.
'We'd better eat and drink all of this,' I said, 'it weighs a ton.'
'We'll let's hope your thirsty!' Mike lifted the lid of his picnic box to reveal it was full of beer.
'Don't worry' said Anne there's plenty of food in the other one.
So we settled down on the grass, and began to eat the sandwiches and started on the beer. A couple of beers each loosened our tongues and we were chatting about our adventures together. Anne and Mike had discussed everything about sex for as long as either of them could remember. Every time something had happened with one of them, they had gone straight home and told the other one!
'Come on,' I said, handing out more beer 'we don't want to carry it all the way back, do we?'
'I can't' protested Anne 'beer goes straight through me - I'll be pissing like a racehorse. It's OK for you two. Men can piss anywhere.'
'So can you' I retorted 'we've both seen your pussy before'