I'm sure it was the two glasses of wine we'd just had that loosened Julie, my sister-in-law up enough to embark on the conversation neither of us will ever forget. It was Friday afternoon and Steve was due home anytime. His sister was staying with us while looking for an apartment. She had just left her husband.
"Please tell me my baby brother knows how to use that horse cock of his. I had a couple of big ones when I was in college... not as big as Steve of course, but neither of those guys could last long enough to do much for me. In fact, one of them couldn't even keep it up long enough to change positions."
I couldn't believe it when I heard myself say, "Well, fortunately, your brother doesn't have either of those problems. He does just fine in that department."
"Oh really? Do tell."
I felt my face grow flush. "Uh, that's a bit more than I feel comfortable discussing with someone... especially his sister."
"Oh c'mon. It's just between us girls. I won't repeat anything to anyone. I promise. My lips are sealed." And she made a zipping motion over her lips.
I thought about it for a minute before deciding that sharing a little couldn't hurt anything. "Well, if you really want to know, a friend of his gave him some Viagra to try last year, and he's been using it ever since. I told him he didn't need it—that he satisfied me just fine without it, but I must confess, once we tried it, we were hooked. He's been an animal in the sack ever since. That stuff is amazing."
"Viagra!" she almost shouted, her hand flying to her chest. He's 29. Surely he doesn't need-"
"He doesn't need it." I defended my husband. "But holy shit! After taking it, he lasts even longer, and just needs a few minutes to be ready again. He can literally go all night, and his... penis gets so hard I sometimes worry that it will burst."
"Oh my gawd! I saw it hard once when I walked in on him while he was jacking off. That was back when he was still a teenager. He covered it up quickly, but I got a great look at it. I can only imagine what he'd be like after taking Viagra. I'd probably cum just from looking at it."
Thankfully our conversation was interrupted when her phone rang, but it didn't last long. Then right out of the blue, Julie asked me "Okay, so my baby brother can keep that monster cock of his up long enough to take care of business, but how is he in other areas?"
"What... what other areas?" I asked, blushing again.
"You know. Is he a good lover, or does he just climb on, fuck, and then roll over and go to sleep? Is he any good at foreplay? Does he know how to use his tongue? Shit, girl! How is he at eating pussy?"
I was shocked at both her language and her questions. "I... well... I'm not sure how to-"
"Deb, he's good at it or he's not. Which is it?"
"I... I don't know."
"You don't know? How can you not know?"
I was almost a virgin when we got married. My one previous experience with sex consisted of 10 minutes in the backseat of Randy Boyle's car, and that wasn't even worth remembering. "We don't... you know—do that stuff."
Julie's jaw dropped. She stared at me for almost a full minute before somberly mumbling, "You don't do 'that stuff'. Are you telling me you two never have oral sex? He doesn't go down on you, or you on him?"
"Uh, yeah... we don't do that."
"But you have with other guys, right? You have done it before, haven't you?"
I couldn't answer so I just shook my head.
I didn't think it was possible, but my sister-in-law's eyes grew even wider. "You've never experienced oral sex—never given a blowjob? You've never had your pussy eaten?"
Again, I just shook my head. Until that moment, the thought of doing those things had never crossed my mind. Steve never brought it up, and I was happy with our sex life, so I hadn't seen any need to experiment with other things.
"Oh my gawd!" Julie's tone reflected her amazement. "Girl, you have no idea what you're missing out on."
Fortunately, Steve came through the front door and the conversation ended right there.
* * *
Steve and I had been married for just over 3 years, but I'd never seen him have more than one drink on any given day. That changed after supper. I couldn't really blame him, since his sister had been hitting the wine enough to introduce sex into the conversation again. That was a topic even he and I didn't talk much about.
Julie's promise to keep our earlier conversation just between us went right out the window when she blurted out "So, brother of mine, I understand that you and my sister-in-law have a... let's say 'limited' assortment of activities in the bedroom."
I'm sure my face had never been flusher than it was right then. I glared hard at her but she barely glanced my way. Steve, on the other hand, jerked his eyes toward mine, then immediately got up to mix his second Jack and Coke.
He didn't look around while asking "So, exactly how much wine did you two have before supper?"
Julie laughed and then answered, "Just enough to loosen your wife up enough to participate in a little girl talk."
"So it would seem." He said with a frown on his way back to the couch. "And apparently enough that you now want to draw me into your girl talk."
"Don't worry, little brother, Deb did nothing but brag about your sexual prowess, even before you got hooked on Viagra."
Again, my husband jerked his eyes toward me with a red-faced glare.
I couldn't remain quiet any longer, "Julie, let's change the subject, please."
Steve seconded that, "That's a great idea."
"You two are acting like old prudes. It's no wonder you don't have any variety in your bed if you can't even talk about it. You do know there is more to sex than missionary intercourse, don't you?"
"We do just fine, thank you."
From the tone of his voice, I could tell that my husband was starting to get irritated, but Julie wouldn't let up. She shook her head, "For now maybe, but it won't last. You've only been married three years. How long do you think you'll stay interested in fooling around, especially without any variety to keep things exciting? Would it kill either of you to try some new things?"
Steve got up and went to the wet bar for third time. "Ok, sis, what kind of things do you think we need to try to keep things 'exciting'?"
I knew the alcohol was starting to affect his judgment, otherwise he never would have swung the door open for her like that.
"Hell, you could just start with the very basics like oral sex. Then, if you like it—or even if you don't, move on to trying other things. Don't practice contempt prior to investigation. Try everything."
Steve let out a tipsy chuckle, "I'm not sure I'd enjoy getting all that hair between my teeth, let alone in my mouth and throat. It just doesn't sound all that appealing to me, and I'm sure Deb can live without gagging while trying to do that to me."
Now I knew we were in trouble. Steve was actually starting to think about what his sister was saying and he was defending us for not following her advice. Then he turned to me and asked, "Have you ever tried it?"
I just shook my head before getting up to head to the wet bar myself. I hadn't had any wine since long before supper, so I mixed myself a Screwdriver. I made it much stiffer than my usual, figuring I was going to need it if I was going to have to listen to more of this.
"See! That's my point. She doesn't know if she likes giving head, because she's never tried it. And I'm sure she'll love you going down on her after you learn how. And besides, if getting hair in your mouth is the only thing holding you back, she can always shave."
"The shaving thing sounds a little dangerous to me. I might cut off something." I said with a chuckle.
"You'll be fine... the first time can be a little tough, but after that it's a piece of cake. I'll help you the first time."
"Now that I'd like to see."
I couldn't believe my husband said that. "What, me clean shaven?"
"No, you getting shaved by my sister. That would be really hot!"
Julie sprang to her feet and looked at me, "Well, what are you waiting for. Go get a pan of hot water and a towel. I'll go grab my razor and shaving cream. This is going to be fun."