AUTHORS NOTE
Rhian learns that being a girl on a farm means more than feeding chickens and baking bread. There's anal and oral to get to grips with, but not to worry because the family is here to help. Can Rhian master them both and still retain her virginal purity?
Chapter one: "You have to go very slowly and bit by bit to get your finger up a fly's backside." - old proverb.
Mrs Bevan prepared the family bed for the night. A quick check for any mice warming themselves under the thick woollen tartan blanket and one last flattening out of the bumps in the mattress. It had been freshly stuffed with straw and wool for their guests, but it hadn't quite settled in yet.
Her husband was finishing the last of the ale with his brother, Wmffre, who had just arrived this morning to help get the sheep down off the hills. Their daughter Rhian, despite being 18, had not yet found herself a husband despite being a good cook and skilled with a sewing needle.
Normally, Rhian slept closest to the wall, her mother in the middle and her father Hari on the end. It would have been better the other way round so the women could get up first to make breakfast, but Hari's bladder got him up twice a night. Tonight, Rhian would have to surrender the nice wall spot to Uncle Wmffre and lie squeezed between him and her mother.
As the youngest, it was Rhian's job to warm up the bed. She slipped into her nightgown, got between the chilly sheets, and rolled around. It wasn't her favourite chore, but in the tiny cottage, it did grant her ten minutes of rare privacy.
Uncle Wmffre took his spot in bed, followed by Rhian's parents. She hadn't lain with a man other than her father before, and even then, her mother always lay between. As usual, she lay on her side facing her mother and said her good nights as her father snuffed out the candle.
Almost immediately, she felt her uncle snuggle up close behind. Her mother had warned her he might do this and not to worry, so she lay still as his body moulded to hers and his arm folded over. Slowly, he began fidgeting, and a noticeable lump began pressing against her cloth. Rhian may have been without knowledge of men, but she was a farmgirl and not entirely clueless of the ways of the world. His movements, although tiny, were annoying, but Rhian was too polite to ask him to keep still. Instead, she remained still and tried to ignore the growing bulge pressing upon her buttocks.
Wmffre's actions hadn't gone unnoticed by her mother, who lay smiling softly at her daughter through the darkness. She knew Wmffre wouldn't go further than snuggle up, not tonight anyway, and at least her daughter wasn't repelled by his closeness. Rhian tried to put her uncle's fidgeting out of her mind and get some sleep, but the lump digging into her didn't make it easy.
The next morning, Rhian and her mother got up first to make breakfast. Rhian set the table and prepared the buttermilk while her mother slowly stirred the oats over a low fire. "You look tired, couldn't sleep," she asked.
Rhian shook her head, "No, I couldn't get comfortable," she replied diplomatically in case she was overheard.
"Least the bed was a bit warmer with an extra body in it. You could almost take your nightgown off."
"I don't think Uncle Wmffre would have appreciated that."
Her mother gave a knowing smile, "Least he didn't snore too much."
"That smells good," said Wmffre as he entered the room, "a good night's sleep always makes me hungry."
The men set off after breakfast to round up the sheep, leaving the women to clean the cottage and prepare lunch. Rhian's life seemed to move from preparing one meal to the next.
"So," asked the mother, "What really kept you up last night? You could sleep on top of a church spire in a storm."
Don't know really, guess just been in a different spot."
"Wmffre seemed to be pretty close to you last night. Did you mind?"
"It was a little awkward."
"Well then?"
"Well, what?"
"You know. When he prodded you with his little awkwardness."
"MAM. How did you know? It wasn't exactly comfortable."
"He's a man, dear. You've got to expect a little prod when you share a bed."
"He could have had the decency of pointing it elsewhere."
"I'm sure he'd love to, dear."
"MAM. You know what I mean. Besides, he is my uncle, you know."
"Well, he's my brother-in-law, and I got poked a plenty back in the day."
Rhian blushed, "Does dad know?"
"Hard not to when you're sharing a bed. Of course, we weren't married back then, so a little bit of back door was OK."
"Backdoor?"
"You know, the passage less travelled."
Rhian looked confused, "I don't think I follow."
"A man has nocturnal needs, and a woman must provide for them."
"Don't we do enough cooking? I'm not making him a sandwich."
"You do know he may try and go further tonight? since you didn't reject him last night."
"Further?"
"I'm just saying you might feel a little visitor within."
Rhian stopped polishing for a second as things began to sink in, "One shouldn't jest about such things Mother. What would Father say?"
"One would imagine they're discussing it now on the mountain."
"And you're saying father would be ok with such things? To lie there while my back passage endures Wmffre's lustful lunges."
"Don't dramatise it, dear. More a cwtch and a little jiggle. You must have thought about it on those nights your father and I snuggle up."
Rhian was well aware that on those nights, she had to face the other way that her father was taking his pleasure, but she never once considered "that" hole would be used. "What does the Bible say on the matter?"
"Beats me, but Father Gareth hasn't spoken against it, so it must be OK. Would do you well to get accustomed to it. Now you're 18 people will expect you to offer it up on occasion, especially since you're not yet with your husband."
"Offer it up?"
"You know, a little thank you for a kind gesture. Take last week when Mr. Iorwerth chopped down that dead tree for us. Only took five minutes in the barn to say thank you."
"Thank you? I don't think Father would see adultery as a gratitude."
"It was your Father's idea. Let him keep a quarter of the wood and take his pleasure with me. Normally, he'd take half the wood. Oh, don't look at me like that. We all do it."
"And I suppose you've offered me up to Uncle Wmffre. Help bring the flock down and have my daughter."
"Not at all, Wmffre would be happy with a jug of cider. But it must be on his mind, especially when he's lying by your side. The temptation to try for more than a snuggle can be hard for a man to resist."
"And if I find him tempted? How should I react?"
"Do I detect a hint of curiosity?"
"No, Mother, I mean how will I know of his intentions? I assume one doesn't enter without knocking."
"Well, it would normally start with a gentle prod to see if you respond in kind with a gentle bump back. Then, just to make sure, he's likely to slide his hand upon your bottom. Should you not object, well, he'll take that as an invitation to take you."
Mrs Bevan knew her daughter well. She wouldn't have continued the conversation if her curiosity hadn't been heightened. She also knew by now Rhian would have assumed her blessing to give it a go.
Evening fell, and the cottage was filled with conversation as Rhian's parents recollected stories of yesteryear over jugs of cider and apple cake. Rhian's thoughts were elsewhere. Would her uncle really do what her mother said? Would he really risk it with her parents in the bed? Given her mother's attitude, was it even a risk?
A thought popped into her head. Her mother never asked her if she was OK with Wmffre taking his pleasure, nor did she offer to have a word with him to stop him. Perhaps she should have spoken up, but would that have been inappropriate? As the hour drew late, she wrestled with what to do should he push his luck tonight.
Mrs Bevan asked her daughter to accompany her to check on the chickens before bed. As suspected, she wanted a word in private. "You've been unusually quiet tonight. Not worried about Uncle Wmffre, are you? Not saying he will do anything, but if he does, are you OK with it?"
Before Rhian could answer, her mother thrust a small ceramic pot in her hand, "Here, poke a little of this in your back hole before bed. It's a mix of lanolin, butter, and kelp, with a little lavender to hide the smell. He'll slip up like an eel into its bolt hole."
Rhian wasn't keen on the idea, but it seemed her mother had already made up her mind for her. It felt like that time granny knitted that awful dress she just couldn't refuse to wear. Her mother had the same look of pride in her eyes you just couldn't shatter. Rhian knew tonight she would experience something new.