Notes [Last revised 9/14/15]:
- Special thanks to Ciguardian for patiently giving feedback on pacing, editing and re-editing of this story.
- All characters are the product of the authors' imagination, and are 18 years of age or older.
- Although this is a standalone series there are undisclosed details in
Unintended Consequences
and
Empty Nesters
.
- We don't think there is a particular reading order, since the reveals make it more interesting in the order published. However, several readers have commented that the order should be
Unintended Consequences
, then
Empty Nesters
, followed by this tale.
- Some reveals in this story precede and follow both of those stories.
- Any spelling errors should be attributed to the use of 'Texas jargon', which litters the pages of this story like so many armadillos along a busy roadside.
- This story, like most of our stories, has a long lead up.
- Checking the story tags may spoil the twist.
It was the start of my sophomore year at North Carolina State University (NC State). Living on campus for the first two semesters had been okay, though having three roommates made study - and life, for that matter - a little difficult at times. I had lived in a four-bedroom apartment that shared a single open 'common' area and one bathroom. That wasn't ideal, but I'd been mostly okay with it since it was inside the engineering dorm, which was supposed to be for the more dedicated students.
The problem with 'supposed to be' is that it often differs drastically from reality. I found my fellow occupants were dedicated, but their dedication was to pursuit of game. Their 'prey' consisted mostly of combatants in online video games, but a couple of the guys had a side pursuit of bedding as many of the females on campus as possible. These particular young men also seemed to tilt the tables to their advantage by making themselves immune to the effects of alcohol. The fact that the drinking age was 21, didn't seem to interfere with their managing to languish on the edge of sobriety. They reminded me of my stepfather, although Pete had generally kept his sheets 'throwed' more firmly to the wind.
These distractions, coupled with simply adjusting to this new environment, caused my first year in engineering to go less smoothly than I'd hoped. I wound up pulling low B's in some of my core courses, and I hadn't expected that, since I'd gotten mostly A's in high school. Another thing that I hadn't expected was how well I'd done in the biology class I'd taken as an elective. I had taken AP Biology in high school, but always figured I'd follow in my Dad's path by taking up some type of engineering. It seemed to have worked well enough for him. Instead, I found myself engrossed in all of the new advances in biology, so I'd followed up with two more core BIO courses in my spring semester. I found myself just flying through them, along with calculus I and II, and general chemistry I and II.
I'd gotten into college, mostly, based on my math SAT score and good grades. My English score was passable, but on the low side. That meant that I had a few courses to make up, but I'd done pretty well in my remedial English classes, both semesters. In fact, I'd gotten A's in every course except my major, so I was really rethinking my chosen path.
Towards the end of the spring semester, I had already decided I wanted to take a break over the summer. I wanted to go see my Dad and think about things. But when I'd called in April, I found out that he and Aunt Katie were going on a vacation to Europe. I was in the midst of making a whole 'nother set of plans when he'd called me back to invite me to go with them. Of course, I jumped at the opportunity. I'd loved taking French and German, in high school, and wanted to see more of the world. Dad had been to all kinds of cool places after my parents divorced and I felt pretty fortunate to have been invited along, on this trip.
By the end of my second semester, I had just about had a full hat of the dorm situation. I'd done the calculations and, if I spent just a little more, I could afford an efficiency apartment. The burn rate from the college fund Dad had set up wouldn't increase too much. Additionally, I felt I could forego the
fun stuff
he'd told me there would be funds to cover. The final straw that pushed me to move was an incident where one of my roommates had used my room for sex while I was out studying at the library. This guy had a reputation for being the sort that was naturally horizontal. However, his activities had cost me a night's sleep before a big test in engineering. In my opinion, it had been the reason I'd gotten a C on the final. It dropped my overall grade for the course to a mid B. That was actually a little higher than the previous semester's engineering course, but I felt as though I should be making A's in my major.
So I spent the last week of May moving into my new efficiency and, when June came, I flew to Vienna to meet up with Dad and Aunt Katie. From there, we went off to several different cities and had a great trip. It was a very enlightening trip in many respects; I learned a lot about myself. I learned a lot about Dad and Aunt Katie, as well.
One of the side-benefits of the trip was that I had time to get Dad's honest input on the possibility of my chancing my major. Since he was an engineer, I'd expected him to balk at my idea of switching my major to biology, but he was actually super supportive! His words had been, "Tommy, I'm still putting money in your college 529 and personal funds. You need to make sure you really like what you are preparing to do in life. Get that right, everything else is gravy."
Well, that's my version of it. Dad has an odd way of speaking, to my way of thinking. I spent most of my 'growing-up years' in Texas, while Dad was raised in North Carolina, so we have slightly different vocabularies. When Mom left Dad, she moved us to Austin, and my use of colorful Texas colloquialisms increased dramatically. Lately, though, I've noticed my language skills are changing - most likely the result of my remedial English classes. I find myself working constantly to adjust my speech and writing. Now that I think about it Dad would never have used the word,
gravy
. In fact, I was starting to drop it from my vocabulary, too.
My Texas drawl had gotten me some sideways glances, my first few months on campus. It garnered some chuckles in English class, as well. Funny thing was, I was born in North Carolina, not too far from campus. On top of that, my accent had started to change to match the surrounding people fairly quickly, too. I'd bet money that most folks from up north couldn't tell a Texan from a Tar Heel, just by listening to them speak. When I hear someone from either place, it's pretty clear, at least to me.
Still, there's speaking, and then there's writing. I very quickly learned that most of my writing, in college, would be of a more technical nature, and there was no room for colloquialisms in such documents. As for speaking, I simply disliked feeling self-conscious when the instructor - or my classmates - looked strangely at me because of my choice of words when I gave an answer to a question posed in class.
One day in class last spring, while giving an answer to a question, I used the phrase, 'rode hard and put away wet'. After the students settled from their belly laughs, the professor had me spend several minutes explaining myself. I worked hard to share the concept of the proper care of horses, before the instructor caught on that the phrase - one that any Texan would easily understand - was another way of saying 'mistreated' or 'abused.' Then he explained to me that around here term had a more vulgar meaning in the students' vernacular. I thought about it a bit and realized the two meanings might not be all that different.
After returning from Europe, I found two experiences similar. Coupled together they both encouraged me to improve my ability to communicate and become more aggressive with my language and accent adjustments. I honestly liked hearing all the different accents I was exposed to, on campus. The thing is, accents can identify you with a particular place, and that can lead to your being incorrectly 'pegged' as being of a particular intellectual level, often a low one. So I listened to the sounds of the voices around me, and worked hard at minimizing my south-Texas drawl. I even fantasized that I might lose my accent, all together, while pursuing an advanced degree up north somewhere.
Dan - my father, and Pete - my stepfather, couldn't be more different. Pete can strut sitting down, but can usually barely afford to put beer in the fridge. 'Barely afford' means that he does it, and then complains about anything else he has to buy.
Dan makes really good money, working as an engineer out on the oil platforms in the Gulf, and his month-on, month-off schedule doesn't give him as much time to go spending it as most folks with 'normal' jobs have. He doesn't flaunt his money, though, like some folks do. He's got a fancy house, with a pool, down on the Gulf, but he says it's just a house - a place for him to keep his stuff. Maybe he's right, and it just seems like a fancy mansion to me, compared to the double-wide Mom and Pete have, just outside of Austin.
Dad always looks forward to having me visit for at least a month, in the summer, and a week or two every other Christmas. He's kept my bedroom, there, just like it was when I lived with him. It is a place that is just mine and didn't have to do double-duty as some other sort of room, despite the fact that I only spent a few weeks out of the year sleeping in it.