I was raised by my mother ever since my dad left us 10 years ago.
I think she did a good job. I was a straight B student, had a job, had a girlfriend, kept out of trouble.
But my life changed prom night which coincided with my 18th birthday. My girlfriend, Lori, was dressed up. I rented a tux and a limo, and about 8 of us went out for a great time of drinking, dancing and messing around before I crashed at a buddy's place until noon the next day.
I stumbled home around 1pm. Unfortunately, my mom was waiting for me.
My mom is a big woman, very curvy. If you've seen Katy Mixon from "Mike and Molly" and "American Housewife", you get the picture - a big buxom brunette with big brown hair and a loud voice. I was a beanpole, a stick of a kid though we shared the same shaggy dark hair. Unfortunately, my mom could be an angry drunk and she had been throwing back the beers, waiting for me.
"Oliver, you stink!" My mom announced when I walked into the house. I knew I probably reeked of cigarettes and weed. We had started a campfire to roast some smores.
"Mom, please. I'm so tired." I tried to get past her to go to my room.
"Not so fast, Oliver! That tux is a rental. Get out of those clothes. I'm going to have to clean them or else you're paying if they end up charging for a damaged suit!"
"Mom!" I threw off the jacket, the ruffled shirt. I scooted across the floor as I unbuckled the pants and shook them off.
"Everything off, young man!" She was gathering items as I shed them down the hall.
I was down to my shorts and socks, and I laughed as I headed to my room.
"Oliver? What is that!" My mom was still following me.
"What?"
"You have marks on your back."
"Oh," I smirked. "I was out with Lori last night." I turned to head back toward my room, but my large marge mother pushed me onto my bed.
"Let me see what she did to you!" My mom sat on my bed and inspected my back. "What did she do?"
"Mom! Please! You're embarrassing me."
"Those look like scratches! Why would she be scratching your back like that?"
"Seriously, mom? Seriously? She scratched me when we were messing around."
My mom shook her head, puzzled, curious, "But I thought Lori was one of those promise keeper types - no sex until marriage. That's what reason why I thought she was a good girl."
I laughed a bit. I was sooo tired and still buzzed from the night's drinking, I laid on my stomach and watched my mother inspect my back. "She is, mom. We don't have actually sex but she still loves oral."
"Oral? Then I don't get it. Why all the scratches?"
"So stupid. Okay," I began, like explaining math to a baby, "Imagine her lying on her back. Then I climb over her, my face at her crotch, so my crotch is over her face. Sixty-nine. She was sucking me when my balls got suctioned into her nostrils so she can't breathe, and she starts clawing at my back. That only made me hotter so I'm pushing more dick into her mouth. Which only makes her wetter and hotter so she's gurgling more spit around my dick, and I'm... holy shit, mom. TMI. Too Much Information!"
"Oliver! Don't sass your mother like that! I'm trying to understand why Lori would hurt my son!"
"Not hurt, mom. she was excited. but i guess with my balls in her face, she couldn't breathe. So she scratched my back, that's all."
"But how could your balls get into her nostrils? I don't get it."
"Because we were in a 69 position. mom! Geez."
My mom looked puzzled. She made hand puppets but she was still confused. "Oliver, pretend I'm Lori." She shoved me over so she could lay down on my bed. "How were you positioned?"