This is a true story, more or less.
All characters are 18+ if their age is not expressly stated.
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A Word From the Wise
A blinding flash of light immediately followed by a rolling clap of thunder shook my bed. The trees were dancing wildly in the wind as raindrops tapped against the window pane like a chorus of fingers rapping on a tin filing cabinet. The closet door was open a crack and I strained in the dark to see a humanoid-like shape peering back. The farm creeped me out at night to start with, it scared me half to death when it was storming. I pulled the covers over my head, my knees to my chest in a fetal position to guard against whatever was coming to get me. I could almost feel the hands of demons wrapped around my ankle pulling me under the bed.
My heart was pounding in my ears as I dashed for my Uncle's room. I'd be safe with him. Invisible hands grabbed for my nightshirt as I sprinted down the hall on my tiptoes, trying to be stealthy about it. I'm sure that my grandma wouldn't approve.
"Boys can sleep with boys and girls can sleep with girls." She said. "Girls can't sleep with boys because they can have accidents."
I wasn't entirely clear on what she meant by that but I knew that she had the rule so I was as quiet as a mouse when I opened his door and slid under the covers beside him. I turned my back to him as I pulled the sheets up to my chin. I'd be safe there. He'll guard my back and I'll be on the lookout for whatever Spector came my way. He was warm as can be. It was snuggling up to a hot water bottle. I dosed off in my cocoon as the storm faded into the distance bringing holy hell to some other farmhouse.
I was on my left side with my ass to Uncle Buck. My left leg was straight out, and my right leg was bent at the knee, out in front of me; some semi-fetal position I guess. The sensation of something on my leg woke me. It was sweeping along my inner thigh. I froze in place with my eyes wide open as I considered the origin of the contact. It was warm and firm, about the size of a small banana. It advanced slowly up my thigh toward my crotch and then slid back, retracing the same path over and over again with a predictable rhythm.
That's Uncle Buck!
I thought to myself as I gathered my wits through the cobwebs of my dreams.
He's humping my leg! Accidents! I get it now.
My mouth was suddenly parched dry as I flushed with excitement. I held my breath for a moment then I drew long deep breaths to calm myself. I resisted the urge to reach down between my legs or to push my ass closer to him. I didn't know if he was awake or if he was having a wet dream but I didn't want him to stop. I was afraid, that if I moved, he'd stop either way. I scrolled through the Rolodex of pornographic images in my mind's eye, trying to imagine what he looked like. I could feel it; tapered near the tip, thick in the middle, and tapered down again near the base. He was about five years older than me so I'd say, uncircumcised.
I often wonder what it's like to live with something like that, an appendage that has a will of its own. It seems to come alive at the most inappropriate times: classrooms, office spaces, and restaurants. My boyfriend had an erection every morning. I'll give him a reach-around if I was camping out at his place. Sometimes, I could make him cum with just a few tugs but the sex is amazing if he could last long enough to climb on top of me. Uncle Buck was larger than my ex-boyfriend.
Buck made at least a dozen passes up and down my thigh. He was gentle and each stroke moved his cock closer to my crotch until he bumped against my moist clam. He wasn't leaning into me with his hips, it was just his erection. It was just the ghost of a feeling, there but not there. He wasn't firm and deliberate about it but it was so exciting that my nipples were puffing and my crotch was warm and damp. I lifted my knee as little at a time to make room for him.
Fuck!
I thought to myself.
Why is he wearing underwear? Who wears underwear to bed? I want to feel his cock.
I was just so excited. He could have done anything at all to me at that point. I hadn't been laid in months so I was overdue anyway but it was just so unexpected, that made it more exciting and I have zero inhibitions when I first wake up.
Oh geez! He's awake!
I thought to myself as I felt his hand come over my arm and graze my breast.
There was a remnant of light in the room from the yard light out near the barn so I could see. I looked down my nose to see him rubbing my nipple softly with the tips of his index and middle finger. He was sly about it at first but he got bolder the more excited that he became. He cupped my breast with his full hand and the weight of his lower body was on my ass now. I could feel my hair fluttering against the back of my back with each breath that he took. He was taking short, rapid breaths like a winded athlete.
I closed my eyes when I saw him peeking over my shoulder and I felt his hand move to the buttons on my shirt. His hand was shaking as he undid me, button by button until my shirt was open. His hand was warm against my breast now and he was up on one elbow so that he could see what he was doing. He fluffed my nipple between his thumb and forefinger as he leaned in to kiss my shoulder. He was gentle as can be. His lips were warm and he left a thin line of saliva with each kiss. Goosebumps rolled up my arms and my nipples were puffy and perked as the wave passed across my chest.
He tugged lightly at my nipple for a moment before he got brave enough to pull on my shoulder to roll me onto my back. I kept my eyes closed until I felt his mouth on my nipples. Light kisses became licks that became light sucking as he put his leg over mine and resumed humping. I saw the back of his hand hovering above the mound of my pubic bone and then a finger traced a line between my thighs. My legs were closed but I could feel his finger sliding over my clit and onto my wet labia. His finger was lubricated with my vaginal fluid as he tickled the head of the little man in the boat.