(But first – a health warning! If you're one of the appreciative, but limited number of, readers who have been following my 'Ambridge' series in the 'Celebrities' section – read no further. You'll find the plot somewhat familiar. I just thought, with the amount of effort that goes into these stories, I'd try for a wider audience ...)
"Good-morning, Joe," Claire Gordon greeted her father-in-law cheerfully as she bustled round the kitchen in her robe, fresh from her morning shower.
"I don't see what's so good about it," he grumbled as he picked up the cup of tea waiting for him, and drank it noisily, looking round for the morning paper.
"Where's Eddie?" he asked. "Isn't he up yet?"
"He's been up for ages," replied Claire, heaping four rashers of bacon and two eggs on to Joe's plate. "He's laying paving slabs for Linda this morning. He went half an hour ago."
"Better him than me," said Joe, attacking his breakfast vigorously. "That woman could talk for England – she drives me mad."
"What about you?" Claire asked. "Have you anything 'on' this morning?"
"No – nothing much," came the indistinct reply, as Joe mopped up the remains of his egg yolk with a piece of bread.
"Well, I'm on the lunchtime shift down at the pub," Claire announced as she picked up Joe's plate and carried it over to the sink, dropping it into the basinful of hot water. Turning round, she leaned against the sink and folded her arms in front of her.
"So, I've got a good hour before I have to start getting ready," she said. Her father-in-law looked up at her.
"Is there anything you need, while I've got a bit of free time, then, Joe?" she said, her voice a little lower than before.
"What have you got on under that robe?" he asked, his eyes glittering.
"Why don't you come over and find out?" As she spoke, Claire's tongue slid over her lips, and she watched as Joe levered himself out of his chair and crossed the kitchen floor. She unfolded her arms and put her hands on the edge of the sink, supporting herself with her arms.
Joe's rough, gnarled hand reached up and pushed the material of one side of her robe aside. A full, heavy naked breast was revealed. Joe's fingers closed round it and his index finger and thumb gripped the thick brown nipple and twisted it. Claire gasped and closed her eyes.
"Ah, you've got lovely tits," said Joe. "My Susan had nipples like yours, God rest her. Her tits weren't so big, though."
He always said that, Claire reflected, but she did love the way he treated her breasts – roughly, painfully, sometimes, but it always aroused her. He had never kissed her – she wouldn't want him to. To Joe, sex was an animal act and it excited Claire to be treated the way a stallion would service a brood mare. Not that Joe was everyone's idea of a stallion, but, for an old man, he was astonishingly virile and his cock was half as big again as his son Eddie's – Claire's husband.
Joe's other hand was already busy unbuttoning his trousers and Claire reached down to help him. As usual, his cock was already hard and it was difficult to get it out. Joe gave up in disgust and left it to Claire, raising his other hand to drag the top half of her robe fully open so that he could grab her other breast.
As he twisted her stubby nipples, Claire felt the wetness between her thighs and her mouth dried with excitement as she released his penis and it slapped against her palm. The tip was already leaking and her fingers grew sticky. She gripped his cock at the base and flooded as her fingers failed to meet round its circumference and she anticipated it stretching the mouth of her vagina as it pushed its way into her.
As a young bride, when she had first come to live at the farm, Claire had been very careful about locking the bathroom door and getting fully dressed before she emerged from the bedroom she and Eddie shared. Not that Joe ever tried anything with her, but she could sense his eyes on her, especially if she was bent over, showing a bit of cleavage, or sitting awkwardly, affording a view up her skirt.
Eddie, of course, never noticed a thing and she never talked about it to him. As far as Eddie was concerned, Claire was his wife, pure and simple. It would never occur to him that his own father could think of his daughter-in-law in a sexual context.
Things had been different with Eddie's brother, Alex. He had never made any secret of his sexual interest in his fresh young sister-in-law, and Eddie, who looked upon his no-good elder brother as some sort of a hero, had been quite unable to cope with the situation. Fortunately, when Claire first arrived at the farm, Alex had been serving time in the Army.
But he came out, a year after the wedding and, from that point on, Claire had never felt safe. Whenever he was in a room with her on his own, he bombarded her with suggestive remarks about what she and Eddie got up to, in bed, together – and, even worse, he lost no opportunity to touch her whenever he had a chance. His favourite trick was to creep up behind her when she was reaching up to a cupboard and grab her breasts from behind, holding her in a tight hug, so that she could feel the pressure of his erection against her bottom as she squirmed and wriggled in his embrace.