AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story owes a great debt to "Six Times a Day" and its author, spacer_x, along with many others.
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On Friday morning Josh asked his boss if he could leave a little early for a doctor's appointment. As per usual, his boss was irascible and threatened to dock his pay, but Josh pointed out that he was the only person on the crew that could interact with customers at a socially acceptable level. The rest of the co-workers, friendly as they were, were not born conversationalists and were usually reduced to grunts and blank stares when customers confronted them about paint splatters or misplaced moving boxes.
The boss agreed, grudgingly, and cut Josh loose early with a pocket full of cash. He felt proud of himself. The Josh of only a few weeks ago probably would have backed down from an argument like that. He felt that his time with Lana, or even just the idea that there was a Lana in his life, was emboldening.
When he arrived at the doctor's office, it was clear that Lana had indeed made all the necessary arrangements. He simply filled out some paperwork and was ushered into an exam room right away. The doctor was friendly but forgettable. He asked some questions about family medical history, examined his ears, eyes, and chest. The doctor asked Josh to drop his pants and he did so. With gloved hands, the doctor gave a quick look at his cock and testicles.
"Any painful urination or other problems?" he asked.
"No. Never."
"Good. Now turn around and bend over the table. I'm going to check your prostate."
"Wha- what?"
"Your prostate. You're a bit young for most medical issues, but it's certainly never to early to check."
Josh bent over and a few seconds later...
"Hnngh!" he exclaimed, as an unwelcome intruder made its way up his rectum. The doctor prodded for a few moments, then pulled out and snapped his glove in the trash. He gave Josh a toothy smile.
"Everything checks out fine."
Josh got his pants hitched back up just as a nurse entered. She was only as old as he himself was, but dowdy, like a nun missing her habit. She asked him to roll up his sleeve and drew some blood. Her hands were rough and Josh felt like the doctor had been positively gentle with his asshole compared to this lady and her prodding needles.
The whole affair was finished in 10 minutes and he was ushered back out to reception.
"Do I owe anything?" he asked, bewildered.
The receptionist glanced down at her screen. "No, it appears you're all taken care of. Have a nice day."
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Josh got home around 3pm, hours before he would have otherwise. His mom wasn't home yet and wouldn't be for a while. He looked around the house. Dishes had stacked up in the sink. The laundry basket was full of clean clothes but had yet to be folded. He thought about Lana's words from the night before:
You're the man of the house, but she's pulling in all the dough. She raised you, put a roof over your head. The least you could do is make her feel special.
He got to work on the dishes first.
When Allie arrived home two and half hours later, the house was sparkling. She set her purse down at the counter and stepped out of her high heels with a little grunt and a sigh.
"Josh?" she called. The state of the kitchen actually caused her to do a double-take. "Good god," she murmured, "it hasn't been this clean in months."
"Years, I'd like to think," said Josh as he rounded the corner with a toothy grin. "I'm quite good at it. Probably the best in the world."
"Thank you, Josh." She took his face in her hands. "Thank you very much. That was very thoughtful."
"It was nothing. Least I could do. I did think of a way that you could make it up to me though," he said. He'd meant it as a joke and was about to say "cook me dinner," but Allie's hands went suddenly stiff on his face and he thought he saw her pupils dilate a little.
"Wha --" she said. "What... uh... what...." Her mouth was moving but Josh could see that it wasn't connecting with her brain. A thought suddenly popped into his head, but he buried it at once. Did she take his comment to mean...? No, she was just in shock from the cleanliness. That was all.
"I'm, ah... just wrapping up in the living room," Josh said as he gently extricated himself from Allie's grip.
Allie shook her head, clearing the cobwebs. "Right. Great. I'll start dinner?"
They sat at the table an hour later. It was less a dinner and more a feast. There were practically mounds of food on the table, far more than two could eat in a weekend, let alone a single dinner. They talked animatedly all through the meal, trading stories about their jobs and the strange customers and coworkers Josh had dealt with.
She pushed the bowl of mashed potatoes towards him. "Mom, I'm stuffed. It's great, really, but I couldn't eat another bite."
"I show my love through food," she said while picking at her salad for overlooked tomatoes.
"You must love me a lot," he said.
She smiled sleepily. "Do you have plans for tonight?"
"I don't think so." He hadn't gotten a message from Lana yet, much to his frustration. After all, he'd gone through with the doctor's visit at her insistence and she still hadn't given him so much as a guess when they're next date was. Still, what a date the last one had been, ending in a hand job in the parking lot of a restaurant while a dozen old biddies looked on.
"You never did tell me what you did on your birthday," said Allie.
"Oh, right," said Josh. That was the night that had set the whole thing in motion, one week earlier. The night he'd gone to the Kit Kat Club, met Lana, and lost his virginity. He could practically smell the dark, seductive aroma of her room again and felt a slight swelling in his pants.
"Just out with some friends," he lied. "You know, from school."
"I see," she said. "Well, maybe you can invite them over some time for dinner." He half-smiled, trying to imagine his mom meeting Lana, with Lana dressed in nothing but her push-up bra and panties, mom in her little...
"Yup!" he said suddenly and loudly. "Guess I'm home tonight."
"Oh good" said Allie. "Movie date night?"
"Really?" he said skeptically. "Movie date night. We haven't done that in years."
Movie date night was just as the name implied, harkening back to when Josh was just a boy. They'd go to the video store together then pick up pizza on the way home. They were fond memories, fonder than he'd realized as they began trickling back into his conscious brain. He realized it had probably been eight or nine years since their late movie date night, and that his mother probably missed them even more than he did. That's how it was with moms, wasn't it? Always looking back and seeing not the man in front of them but the continuum of his life, from birth to boyhood to now. He was a man grown and would probably move out of the house soon, never to return. Why was all this just occurring to him for the first time, he wondered.