The future direction of this story is to be determined by PM, knowing their interests I have placed this under incest.
Please no comments about editing etc. unless you are offering.
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"So what do you say buddy?"
"I'm not sure Uncle it seems like incest to me."
"No not at all, you're my nephew not hers and, well the DNA will be close enough to match mine."
"It don't feel right though. What does Auntie say?"
"I haven't mentioned it yet, I wanted so see if you're on board first."
"Can I discuss this with Mum and Dad?"
"We'eelllll I'd kinda prefer not."
"I'll have a think, this is too much to take in, in one go."
"Sure thing Bud." He slapped me on the shoulder then slipped his hand to the back of my head and pulled us together, forehead to forehead, rubbed the back of my head and let go.
Later I met up with my friends at the garage where we were modifying yet another car, this has a big engine and we ran out of battery power to start it for the first time since the rebuild so left it on charge since the night before. Much to our surprise it started straight away and after ten minutes of tweaking it was sounding quite nice.
As always the obligatory six pack appeared, we all opened a can thumped them together and waited for the first suggestion for a toast. Running through my mind was the conversation from earlier and muttered "Aunty Sue."
The other three repeated "Aunty Sue." Without question and the latest vehicle from our stable had been named.
"No, no. that wasn't supposed to..."
"Too late Terry, you know the rules."
"Yeah but..."
"Anyway why were you thinking about your Aunty sue?" came from behind me.
"Arrrhh, that's a tricky one." I took a slug of beer, placed it on the bench and picked up some tools to do some more work.
"Come on Terry, tell."
"Haaaaarrr... No."
Simon put his arm round my neck, "You OK Del?"
"Yeah I think so."
He gently led me outside with our beers. "What's up mate?"
I looked at the closed door, "Haarrrr... Uncle Harry and Sue are trying for a baby and it seems he's got a low count."
"Low?"
"Yeah, twenty."
"Twenty mill... that's good isn't it?"
"No, twenty not twenty million."
"Jees that's tough."
"He's asked me to help."
"How?"
"Father their baby."
"Wow, and?"
"Not sure about it."
"Go for it mate, you only have to wank into a jar, job done."
"He reckons they don't have the money to do IVF mate."
"So how then?"
"Wants to do like a threesome."
Simon crashed cans with me, "Way to go, Del. Fill yer boots mate."
"It doesn't seem right."
"Fuck off, I'll do her if you don't."
"He wants me so the DNA is close."
"Wow..." he fiddled with the ring pull on his can. "Wow... cool. What does Sue say?"
"He hasn't spoken to her yet."
"Where are they now."
"He's gone to work till six in the morning, I assume she's at home."
"Go speak to her now, before he does."
"Reckon?"
"Yup I do."
"Laters mate." I passed him my can, stepped out of my overalls and went back inside to clean my hands.
I knocked on their door.
"Hello Aunty."
"Oh hello Terry what are you doing here? Come in, come on in."
We kissed on cheeks and without asking a coffee arrived for me.
"What do I owe this lovely visit to?"
"It's a bit... er.. delicate."
"Not Mel?"
"Huh?"
"Dumped you?"
"Huh?Ooh no not that."
"Don't tell me you got her pregnant, oh you silly boy."
"Huh? Pregnant yeah. Right now that would be an easier conversation."
Sue looked deeply into her mug, drifting off in thought somewhere else.
"It's about you Aunty."
"Me? What about me?"
"Getting you pregnant."
The look of shock on her face was a bit alarming. "Me?"