Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it. Love Mica xx, Yorkshire England.
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"Mum, can I ask you a question?"
"Yes."
"Why were you so mad when you went into your bedroom? What was Dad doing that got you so cross?"
"Oh."
I waited. I knew what he was doing, but I wanted to talk to Mum and see if she would say something.
"He was doing something I had asked him not to do."
"What Mum? What could be so bad as to make you angry?"
"Oh, for goodness sake Melanie, he was masturbating. There. I have said it."
I was silent for a moment. I needed to gauge my words carefully.
"But what is wrong with that? I mean everyone does it, you are married, I mean you must have done it for him, I am confused, I mean I don't want to pry into your private life, but, I mean, it's normal."
"I don't do it."
"Wow, Mum, really? Gosh."
"I am not interested in that side of things anymore, my body changed, and now, no, and I had repeatedly told your Dad not to."
"Mum, er, look, I know that you said that you are not, you know, feeling that way, but that doesn't mean Dad should stop. It is natural you know, the alternatives are worse."
"What alternative?"
"Well he could go elsewhere if you don't let him, he could go to someone who will let him and I don't want you guys to split up."
"I don't want to talk about it Melanie."
"Okay Mum, sorry, I just, look, I am sorry, okay?"
I had sowed the seeds of doubt. Let's just see how it plays out. I was genuinely concerned for their relationship if she kept on at him for what was a totally natural thing, and I like my Mum and Dad together.
Mum went out to Grans grave and then to pick up some dry cleaning, so she would only be an hour. Dad was sat on the sofa watching cricket and I was sat opposite watching reels with my buds in. I knew it was naughty of me, but I had short skirt on, a tight top with an unwired bra and the skimpiest knickers I owned. My plan was to get dad all riled up and unnecessary so that he would have to go upstairs, and that he would be upstairs when Mum came home, and she would catch him at it again. By it, I meant wanking.
I had my phone facing me and I paused my reels and turned the camera on, facing Dad, it could give me a close up of his face and especially his eyes. I opened my knees a little, my skimpy knickers would be on display tightly stretched across my fanny. They are really two small, and I would never consider going out in them, too tight around my waist, and to be honest, they cut into my fanny, pressing in to my valley, my lips would wrap around them whilst I was walking, most uncomfortable.
Uncomfortable whilst I was walking, yes, but I wasn't walking, my fanny lips hadn't yet wrapped around them, yet. If I fidgeted and moved in my seat enough, they might just do that, and of course Dad would be watching. I fidgeted, all the time my eyes on my camera focussed on Dad's eyes. He was looking, Lord he was looking, his eyes almost on stalks.
But why? Dad had seen me very close up and personal. He knew exactly what I looked like, he had watched me wank, yet there he was staring at my knickers covering my fanny hoping for a better view. I will never understand men. Once I have seen a man's dick I know what it looks like, I don't need to keep seeing it. Obviously seeing it and using it are nice, and to be welcomed, but I do not need to try and keep getting extra views of it. Why do men?
Talking of dicks, I lowered the phone slightly, my camera view now of his lap, and yes, a very nicely forming bulge. I fidgeted a bit more, I could feel my knickers begin to slide between my fanny lips, Dad's bulge twitched. I smiled and then laughed as if I were reacting to something on my reels.
I tilted the phone back up, watching Dad's face once more. I swear his eyes were almost on stalks as he stared at my crotch, all the time pretending he was watching the cricket, all the time I was fidgeting in my seat, and my knickers were invading my valley more and more.
I was pretty sure that my knickers were fully inside my valley now, my fanny lips must be touching with the white silk of my underwear hidden from frontal view. They would have been buried between my buttocks too, but a rear view wasn't available for Dad, I was sitting on it. I had a thought.
I managed to knock an ear bud out and let it fall onto the chair. I knew exactly where it was, but I was about to put on a show.
"Oh bother, I have dropped a bud." I said getting up, my hand secretly grabbing the errant bud, and I turned around, my legs straight as pins, and bent over trying to find my lost ear bud, my backside facing Dad, my buttocks would clearly be on view as I bent over, as would the rear of my fanny with my knickers tightly squeezed inside and inside my buttocks.
"Ah, found it, crisis over." I said as I turned around and sat down again.
My phone once again was focussed on Dad, his face was quite red, and his bulge almost moving on its own as if it wasn't waiting for his hand.
"I think I am going to go upstairs Baby," Dad said, "would you like to, er..."
"Oh Dad, not just now, I want to watch a couple of things on here." I replied, I wanted Mum to catch him, and not catch us. Anyway, my knickers game had made my fanny a bit sore.
As soon as Dad left the room I put my phone down and readjusted my knickers. Next time I played this game I would keep a regular sized pair of knickers to change into, they could live in my handbag, and a quick swap when the coast was clear would help my fanny no end.
I killed the camera view and went back to my paused reel. I did not press go again, I wanted to wait for Mum to return, and hoped that she wasn't too long, and she wasn't. I heard the front door open and Mum walked in with the dry cleaning and she went straight upstairs to hang it in their wardrobe. I heard her walk in and I heard her gasp.
She didn't shout at Dad, well, that was progress, but she didn't stay either. So, some progress, just not enough. Mum came back down and went into the kitchen, and I heard her fill and switch on the kettle. I got up and went to join her. Sitting at the kitchen table, she would not be able to see my much too small knickers. I definitely did not want Mum to see them, that was absolutely for sure.
"Okay Mum?" I asked.
"Yes sweetheart, would you like a cup of tea, kettle is on."
"Oh, yes please Mum."
She fussed around putting a tea bag in a second mug and retrieved the milk from the fridge. Hot water poured, mugs stirred, milk added, and the tea was made. She put a mug before me and another before herself and she sat. Would she say anything I wondered.
I sipped at my tea and heard Dad come downstairs and then the TV sound turned up as he went back to his cricket. Mum watched his movements through the walls and then turned to me.
"He was doing it again when I got home."
"What?" I said, knowing full well what, and why. I tried to look concerned.
"Masturbating."
"Oh, good, it is only natural and at least he isn't doing it in secret from you, or even worse, elsewhere."
"No. I couldn't."
"Couldn't what Mum?"
"Bring myself to help."
"Oh, that is a shame, it could have helped you both."
"I don't do it, and I don't understand why you do, let alone him."
"Oh, it feels great Mum, such a rush of pleasure, perfect for when I am not with a boyfriend. I am human too Mum, I have my needs just like everyone else."
"It just seems, I don't know, wrong."
I know Gran and Gramps were devout churchgoers, perhaps they had bought Mum up in the belief that it was simply a necessity, to have babies and no more, I don't know, I never talked to them about personal things. There was not a lot of laughter at my Grandparents house before they died.
"Oh Mum, it is not wrong, did you know that the female clitoris only has one function and that is to give a woman pleasure. It serves no other purpose. Kind of has to be there for a reason don't you think? Men don't have one, all they can do is wank."
Mum looked shocked at my use of the crudity. She buried her head in her tea. I sipped at mine. More progress, at least Mum was thinking now.
In the morning Dad went out, he would be out for most of the day, playing Golf across near York, a good hour or so away. After breakfast I went back and laid on my bed, watching reels on my iPad and just wishing I had recorded dad wanking, I could play it back. Mum tapped on my door and came and sat on my bed.
"I have to ask you something," she said.
"Okay Mum, of course."
"How do you do it?"
"Do what Mum?"
"Mast... you know, masturbate."
"Oh. Okay, I wasn't expecting that question Mum."
I paused and then answered her. "Okay, well, I take my knickers off, and I rub myself. I might put my fingers inside or I might use my toy. You know, just the usual way."
"No Melanie, I don't know the usual way, I have never done it. You put your fingers inside?"
"Yes Mum, of course."
It seemed this was wanking one oh one.
"And what do you mean toy?"
I reached across into my bedside drawer and bought out my vibrator. Eight inches of plastic heaven. "This Mum."
"What on earth is that?"
I suppose that if you had never seen one, it might not be obvious. It did not look like a plastic dick, it was just an eight inch long and pointed cylinder of plastic with a built in vibrator.
"This Mum is called a vibrator. I call it Bob, short for battery operated boy. It vibrates and I hold it against my clitoris and I often slide it inside. Oh it is delicious."
She looked at me as if I were mad. "Vibrates?"
"Yes Mum, and boy it can really get me going unlike anything. Why don't you borrow it and give it a go?"
"What, I wouldn't even know where to begin."
"Well, you know, down there, on your clit, that would be a good place to start."
"What, no, I really wouldn't know how to, I have never even heard of these, never mind seen one of them."
"Mum, they sell them in Tesco, right between the tampons and the condoms."