Knock! Knock!
I hurried to the front door. A few minutes before the knocking, my sister had sent me a text, saying only "Coming over, be there in a few". I opened the door to see her standing there, a drenched, mud-covered mess. Lightning flashed in the sky above the cabin, briefly illuminating my lawn and the torrential rain that was pouring down.
"Holy shit, Sis," I said as I took her arm and pulled her inside. "What the hell happened?" Shaking from the chill, her long dark hair hanging in wet clusters over her face, she turned to look at me with raging eyes.
"I caught him!" she said, pissed like I'd never seen before. "Sorry goddamn cocksucker piece of shit!" Rose stood there, shaking, fists clenched, staring at me.
"Sweetie, who are we talking about? Bill?"
"Yes! Who the fuck else would I be talking about?" Bill was Rose's husband of thirteen years. He's all right, I guess. Kind of a slow-witted tater, definitely running a few gears behind my sister. I always wondered what Rose saw in him. "I caught the son-of-a-bitch red handed this time!"
"Doing what, Rose?"
"Cheating on me! With that fucking whore he hired to be his administrative whatever-the-fuck she is. Caught them at the motel, going in a room together. I thought about shooting them, but then it occurred to me that I couldn't divorce the bastard if he was dead."
"Nice save," I said, giving her a nod of approval. "Sis, let's get you cleaned up and into some dry clothes before you catch a cold or something. Okay?" She looked down at herself. The rain had rinsed away some of the mud, but there was still plenty to deal with. Water formed a growing puddle around her feet.
"Sean, I'm so sorry. I ended up sideways and stuck on that damn dirt driveway of yours, and when I got out I slipped. Shit, I'm making such a mess."
"No problem, hon," I said, holding up a finger, "just wait here a second and I'll bring you a towel." I hurried to the bathroom and grabbed a towel from the shelf. I also brought the empty laundry basket I still had in my bedroom from earlier. Bachelors can get away with stuff like that.
"Okay, Sis," I said as I dropped the laundry basket on the floor beside her and handed her the towel, "I'll turn around and you can put those wet clothes in the basket and dry off. Get a hot shower and I'll find you something to wear while I put your clothes in the wash." Rose pulled me down to plant a cold smoochie on my cheek. I smiled and turned to walk toward the kitchen. "I'll fix us a snack and we can talk when you come out."
I kept my back to her as she stripped off her clothes and put them in the basket. My imagination can be a cruel fucker, sometimes, this time providing me with mental images of my naked sister behind me. Understand, though, my sister is a total babe. Gorgeous, lightly-freckled face, big firm tits, wide sexy hips and full ass that had just enough jiggle to be in the perfect category. I made us a small tray of crackers, sliced deli meats, and cheese.
Hearing the shower turn on, I went into my bedroom and searched for something she could wear. I rummaged around my closet, perplexed. I'm a big guy. Lifted weights since my early teens, ex-military, and so on. At six-four and two-hundred and thirty pounds, I'm a massive fellow. My shirts were all 3XT and 4XT, and my sister was five-four and a voluptuous hundred and forty pounds. Everything I had would hang on her like a tarp. Giving up, I pulled a T-shirt off its hanger and a pair of shorts from my dresser drawer and put them on the bed. My thick terrycloth robe was hanging on the bathroom door, and I decided to put it on the bed, also, in case she preferred it to the clothes. Leaving the bedroom, I retrieved the laundry basket and loaded the clothes into the washer, praying the mud didn't kill my machine.
I walked into the living room with the snack tray just as Rose emerged from the bedroom wearing the robe and a pair of house slippers she found at the edge of my bed. The robe was huge on her, but I loved the way her boobs pushed out the front of it. We both went to the sofa and I set the tray down on the coffee table. She gestured toward the fireplace as she sat down on the middle cushion.
"That fire is nice," she said, her voice finally calm.
"Yeah, with the thunderstorm heading this way I thought it would be a good idea, in case the power went out. Sis, what would you like to drink? I've got..."
"Beer," she said, cutting me short.
"Cool. I've got..."
"Beer," she repeated. "Don't matter which brand we start with because we're going to end up drinking it all before morning." I started us each off with a couple Dos Equis, first. My butt had barely hit the sofa and Rose was nearly finished with her beer. I took a sip and watched her put her first empty on the table.
"Wow, you must have been thirsty," I said, trying to lift her mood.
"Oh, I'm thirsty all right," she replied, malice in her voice as she picked up her second bottle. "I'm thirsty for blood." I put my hand on her thigh and gave it a sympathetic squeeze.
"Sorry, darling, I ran out of blood yesterday. I'm down to beer, wine, and tequila." Rose perked up.
"You got tequila?" I nodded. "Do you have everything to make us some margaritas?"
"Of course," I said. "Why else would I have tequila?"
Rose smiled for the first time that night, getting busy with her beer. Over the next hour, we managed to wipe out the snack tray, all the Dos Equis, and all the Guinness Draught I had in the fridge. During that time, Rose slid over close to me, cuddled in close as we talked. I told her how proud I was of her decision to not shoot anyone and come to me, instead. When I said how I thought her decision to divorce his stupid ass was the right thing to do, she pulled on my shirt and planted another kiss on my cheek, this one lingering for several seconds.
With the beers all gone and both of us pleasantly buzzed, Rose was ready for those margaritas. I don't use crap tequila in my drinks, and no nasty, pre-made mixes. I use Patron tequila, Patron CitrΓ³nge, agave syrup, and I squeeze fresh limes. It wiped out my stock, but I made us an entire pitcher. I set the pitcher and two salted rocks glasses, already filled with ice, on the table in front of us. Rose looked very pleased and she wasted no time in filling her glass. Neither did she waste any time waiting on me to fill my own glass. After a tentative sip, she took a real swig, then another. She pulled her legs up onto the sofa, leaned her knees against my thigh.
"Damn, Sean, you don't fuck around with these, do you?" I raised my glass to her in a silent toast then took a sip.
"Why would anyone want to make a crapgarita when they could make these?"
"Want to know a secret?" she asked me, firelight twinkling in her eyes. I nodded and she scootched in even closer to me. "Tequila makes me horny as fuck." I cracked up, nearly wasting good tequila.
"Oh, my god, Rose! You are now, officially, my favorite drinking buddy." She gave me that big smile of hers and drained her glass.
"You think I'm kidding, don't you, big brother." I returned the big smile and shrugged.
"No, I don't think you're kidding. I just think your glass is empty, and that makes me sad." Rose broke out laughing this time, rubbing my thigh as I refilled her glass, teasing the skin beneath the fabric with her nails. I felt my cock twitch as a little too much blood was pumped into it.