A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette:
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Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are professionals and good at what they do. So please, don't try this at home; if such things were even physically possible. If you still insist on trying this at home, please send all pictures and feedback about the experience to myself at: lordodietheauthor@gmail.com. If I can't stop you I can at least make sure you're doing it right. Consider yourself disclaimed.
Masturbation
Eighteen year old Emily moaned softly to herself as she tried to jill herself off as quietly as possible in the soft confines of her own bed. She'd already kicked off her sheets and was lying, naked from the waist down, spread eagle for all the world to see; should anyone other than her sister, Cora, have been present in their large bedroom to observe her. She'd taken care to ensure the rest of the family was sound asleep fifteen minutes ago when she'd begun her nightly masturbation session. She knew Cora wouldn't have bothered her even if she had been awake; other than to maybe watch her performance quietly and lock the mental recording away for later use. But her sister almost always got herself off earlier in the night and slept like a very satisfied rock until Laura, their mother, woke them up in the morning. Emily glanced at the clock again. 3:24 AM. Good, she reassured herself. She should be able to orgasm at least once or twice, maybe even a third time if she was still feeling horny, clean up and be back to sleep without anyone being the wiser to her nocturnal activities.
Emily was still wearing her old, faded, tight pink Hello Kitty T-shirt, which was her favorite nighttime sleepwear. And that was it. She glanced down again, past her perky, medium sized breasts, with the rock hard nipples clearly visible even in the dimly lit room's light, over her flat, athletic stomach to the empty doorway and out into the hall; it was a nervous "God, please don't let anyone be there" action she did repeatedly while she masturbated at night. She would have locked the door to their bedroom if any of the rooms in the house, other than a few of the closets, actually had doors on them. Her parents had firmly believed that a close and loving family had no secrets to hide from each other and therefore no reason to close any doors; and even less reason to lock them. The first thing Emily's father had done with all the doors in any house they'd ever moved into was remove all the doors and put them up in the attic, only to be re-hung if and when the house was resold. It was kind of a forward thinking concept, even in today's day and age, but Emily had grown up with it so it was as normal as normal got; even if it was a bit inconvenient when she attempted to get herself off in relative privacy.
Emily returned her attention to the moist slit between her legs. If her mother ever caught her doing what she was doing to herself there'd be Royal Hell to pay. That was sure as death and taxes!
Well, it wasn't as much as what she was doing to herself but how she was doing it.
Emily's right hand was working her clit furiously; her left hand was busy plunging two fingers in and out of her dripping pussy, trying, and succeeding, to tickle her G-spot each time she bottomed out in her sloppy front hole. While her fingers focused on the -- all too important -- task at hand, her mind was replaying her memory of the captain of the swim team's glistening, barley clothed body climbing out of the school's Olympic sized pool. Of course, in her version of events, the skimpy little Speedo he wore for competition swimming was conspicuously absent; the source of the large bulge in the front of said Speedos was not. Emily had been, not so subtly, pursuing Matt for over a month now and she'd finally succeeded in getting that elusive first date only yesterday. She couldn't wait for Saturday night to get here so she could be alone with him! She'd succeeded in winning his attentions where at least a dozen other girls who'd been fighting for them had failed. The race for Matt's heart, or at least his loins -- "those huge, beautiful loins" Emily obsessed longingly to herself --, had been ongoing ever since he and his longtime girlfriend had broken up a month and a half ago. A pack of starving wolves fighting for a succulent lamb lost in the woods was not an inaccurate metaphor for the weeks long contest. "And Matt thought he had faced fierce competition when he won state last year in the 100 meter butterfly!" Emily added mirthfully.
Last night's masturbation session had been the most fervent in recent memory as she'd celebrated her hard won dating victory in her own, private way. "Tonight's is promising to be almost as spectacular" she thought to herself as she came closer and closer to losing herself over the peak of her approaching orgasm. Emily tried, again, to ignore the large hunk of latex buried up her bottom hole as her hips gyrated in rhythm to her expertly dancing digits. Tired and failed. She would have just taken the plug out before she started diddling herself but she'd long since realized that her orgasms didn't seem anywhere near as strong when she masturbated with an empty butt; Emily was just too well trained for that to be the case. "Damn my mother and her notion of a proper upbringing to Hell", she thought as the peak drew ever closer. "If it wasn't for her insistence on such a 'proper'" she vehemently cursed the word, "upbringing for a young lady I wouldn't have this need to have my butt packed just to get off!" she complained bitterly. Emily always told herself she kept the -- thrice damned -- plug up her bum while she masturbated just in case she got caught so that she'd have a readily available out. She didn't like admitting the truth; even to herself in the privacy of her own mind.
Her mother had always insisted that her daughters, of whom Emily was the youngest, maintain a properly dignified amount of anal dilation; which meant that they were all required to sleep with a large, smooth plug buried deep up their backsides since they were old enough to have sex. Her older sisters had taken to it well enough, enthusiastically some would say -- very enthusiastically in her oldest sister's case --, but the young Emily was a stubborn child and had refused to accept her mother's anal administrations with anything approaching the gusto of her older siblings. For example: Her oldest sister, Amanda, was ten years older than herself, an intelligent, driven college educated woman with a degree in mechanical engineering, and happily married to a really great guy. And she still kept her back hole well stretched and open for anything her overbearing mother, or overly supportive husband, fancied to shove up there. In fact, if Todd -- her aforementioned husband -- wasn't around, she'd damn sure invent something to stretch her butt out still further just to satisfy her own craving for it; just because she could! It was all madness to the young woman masturbating quietly in the dark!