Just so you know, this tale involves my efforts at tricking my mother into giving me blowjobs and having sex with me. Just because our hero is a perverted guy doesn't mean he is heartless. Thus she doesn't get pregnant and there are no STDs to be passed around. Enjoy, just don't believe.
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I rose early Saturday morning and went outside and started washing our three cars. About an hour later Tracy walked outside wearing just her baby doll nightgown which was nearly see-through making her look even more sexy than she is. I was just finishing her car and she gave me a very un-sisterly kiss in thanks. "Thank you for doing this John, but I really wanted to wake you up this morning! You would have really liked it!" After she said that she kissed me again her tongue delving deeply into my mouth.
"Christ sis, we're going to get caught by mom if you don't stop it!" I told her sternly as I pushed her back a bit. She started throwing a hissy fit when I spied our mom looking out the window at us. Just before mom stepped outside I sprayed my sister from head to toe with the hose drenching her completely.
"ASSHOLE SHIT!" she screamed at me as she tried to stop the water with her hands.
"Well now, at least that SOUNDS like my kids getting along as usual!" Mom stepped closer then noticed that Tracy appeared to be naked from the front and gasped out, "Oh my god Tracy, cover yourself!"
Tracy stood there with her feet spread shoulder width and her hands at her sides. Mom tried stuttering and stammering but no words came out. Sis looked down and then at both of us before she said, "Are you happy now, bro?"
"Hell yeah sis! And trust me; you have my vote to win ANY wet T-shirt contest that you enter! My god you are beautiful...for a sister!"
"Jesus you sure find strange ways to compliment me. But hey, thanks bro!" Then she backed her way to the house until mom called to her once again to cover up. She didn't but very slowly turned with a smirk on her face.
Mom got right in my face and shook her finger at my nose barking out, "Don't you dare EVER do something like that to her again! Good god she's your SISTER! You don't do things like that to your sister!"
"She asked for it! Besides, I can't help what she wore when she came out here any more than I can help what you are wearing."
Mom had on her pale flower print robe over what I guessed was her usual shear nightgown. I had never seen her in any of her nightgowns but every one that I ever saw in the laundry was extremely see through. It took her about ten seconds to realize what I was saying. The moment her facial expression changed I said, "Ohhhh yeah!" and sprayed her full force with the hose turning her two layers into nearly the same state as Tracy's had been moments ago.
Mom surprised me by jumping at me instead of running for the house. The hose was trapped between us spraying full force right on her chest as she smacked and punched at me with her one free hand while she held to me with the other. I am nearly a foot taller than she is so I just bent down and grabbed her in one arm and stood back up, her feet flailing wildly below us.
"Put me down, you little shit!" she yelled.
"If I was little I wouldn't have to put you down," I told her. "Have I told you just how HOT you look when you are wet? Like that white bikini...or right now!"
"JOHN!"
"Well you are mom! And I don't blame that dork from last night for growing so many hands! I love you mom, you're the best!" I said as I started letting her slide down my body. What I didn't think of was how the water was affecting my own shorts which are a light tan, very thin, and I was going commando. Having her body tightly squirming against me was having a marked effect on my cock that was nearly half hard by then. The water made my thin shorts cling to every little bump and hair on my cock making me look almost like a marble statue.
Once mom could stand on her feet she shoved my hand away deflecting the water from her chest. She looked down to inspect her front to determine just how visible she was -- and she REALLY WAS -- then she pulled her top away from her body trying to hide her boobs from my view when her eyes finally beheld my manhood poking straight out against my shorts. If she had stayed before me for another half minute she would have seen me pointing nearly straight up but she didn't. In stead she looked at my eyes then my cock once more, her mouth gaping wide, before she simply turned and ran for the house without a word. I looked down and laughed at my hard-on, then put the nozzle inside my shorts and sprayed the cold water onto my cock quickly shrinking it down to near normal.
I went back to washing the remaining cars and finally put everything away and walked back inside. Mom was in the kitchen puttering around doing something and blushed as she moved away from me when I went to the fridge for a cold Coke. She was dressed in a motherly looking top and shorts. When I moved to sit at the table she stepped away from me once more.
"Are you still mad at me mom?"
Her head snapped towards me and her eyes flicked to my crotch before our gaze met. "No son, I'm not mad at you! You were just being your goofy self, maybe just a little bit more than usual. But my reaction was totally unacceptable! I...I'm your mother and I never should have reacted like I did."
"But mom, you just got wet! How is that 'reacting'?"
"Never mind."
"Yeah sure...whatever you say mom. But I still think it's been way too long for you since you...um, you know."
"Not you too! First your sister and now YOU! Whether I am or am not doing...um, well you know...is none of your business young man! And it's none of Tracy's either!"
"Well, obviously WE think it is!" She flinched when I spoke louder than I needed to. "Good grief mom, you are really sexy for a woman of forty!"
"I am ONLY 37 I'll have you know!"
"Even better! Good god mom, you know you are at your sexual peak! Shit you must be going out of your mind with horniness!"
"JOHN!"
"I already said it...and I can't take it back even if I wanted to." Grabbing my Coke I stood up and moved closer to her as I said, "I love you mom, with all my heart! And just so you know, before you ran inside this morning you looked so incredibly hot! The guys at school would say you looked 'good enough to eat'!" Her mouth dropped open about two inches and she just stared as I gave her a good once over with my eyes while I left the room.
I was about fifteen feet through the family room when I heard her plop onto a chair gasping out "JESUS H!" I laughed inside as I went to my room to study.
After about 2 hours Tracy slipped into my room and snuggled up super close to me. "Hi my super wonderful brother, could a horny gal interest you in some fun?"