"You feel so nice, baby. I can't believe it took us so long to be together…"
And so did he. Feel nice that is. William was in my Topics in Political Science seminar and had come over to work with me on a presentation we had due at the end of next week. One thing kinda led to another and next thing you know, here we were in my parents king-sized bed and he was on top of me thrusting his huge cock deep inside me. I'd always been real attracted to him. He was on the track team and had a lean but muscular body. Good for him he didn't swim, 'cuz with like zero body fat he would sink to the bottom of the pool like a barbell. I was thoroughly enjoying every bit of this hardbody when all of a sudden I heard a voice.
"Hiroko, you there? Anybody? Anybody home?" It was my Uncle Steve, speaking in his passable Japanese, which he always felt obligated to use despite our all speaking perfect English, even my mom Hiroko who never spoke a word of it until she came to the States 25 years ago. I hoped to God he wasn't going to walk in on us.
No such luck. I saw the doorknob turn and he poked his head in. "Hiroko, you th…oh…oops, sorry Anna, my bad"
No shit Sherlock.
Doesn't anybody knock anymore?
He stood there dumbfounded for a moment staring at us, mouth agape.
"Uncle Steve, do you, uh, mind?"
"Oh, of course." I actually thought for a moment he was gonna introduce himself to William.
Sure Stevie, come on in and let's all have a chat why don't we.
Finally he closed the door.
"Sorry 'bout that, William."
"Maybe some other time, gorgeous." He leaned over to kiss me. I didn't particularly want him to, I was so not in the mood anymore. But I let him anyway.
"Maybe we can finish what we started some other time," I offered with a smile. We both got up and got dressed. We did make plans to meet again on our assignment as I walked him to the front door. After he was gone I went back upstairs to figure out what to say to Uncle Steve. Ignoring the whole thing was a definite possibility.
Seems it was now my turn to potentially barge in. I started to knock on the door where Steve and my Aunt Noriko were sleeping. (They were changing their hardwood floors or something in their house, and I think my aunt was still over there yelling at the contractors.) But before I knocked I could hear some pretty heavy breathing. I had to laugh, but then I figured, you know, I kinda doubted whatever he's doing in there was because he thought William was as sexy as I did!
I knew Uncle Steve was always way attracted to me. He was real sweet though, my favorite. Growing up I loved to snuggle up next to him. He was so tall I could disappear in his arms, he made me feel so safe. So even though I enjoyed hearing him tending to his "manly urges" it was creeping me out a little. Especially since I coulda sworn I heard an "Oh Anna" or two.
I went downstairs to see if the next movie in our Netflix queue had arrived. It had.
Rocky Balboa
.
Great.
My dad dragged me to go see it in the theaters and it seemed he hadn't gotten enough. It wasn't bad really, just that the formerly sexy Sly Stallone seemed to have ended up on the receiving end of a botox experiment gone horribly wrong.
Uncle Steve came down the stairs and I thought it best to just air the little incident right away. "Uncle Steve, I'm sorry you had to…"
"No worries, sweetheart."
I loved when he called me that.
"I won't tell your Mom and Dad."
"I don't care about that. I think, while they may not like it, that they're pretty sure that I have sex. I'm just sorry you had to walk in on us."
"No worries, sweetheart."
He seemed to be repeating himself tonight
. "Nothing I haven't ever seen before."
"Huh? Since when have you seen me naked?"
"Ha! Last time I changed you, remember? Course you don't!" Steve was trying to make a joke but I could tell he was navigating in uncomfortable territory, hence the abrupt subject change. "So this guy you couldn't exactly introduce me to…boyfriend?"
"No, friend of mine from school. We just…ummm…well we were supposed to work on a project this afternoon but we got distracted."
"I see…kind of a, how do you say it…friend with privileges?"
"Well I wouldn't say that either. I don't know what I'd call him."
"How about lucky?" He always said the sweetest stuff to me. Plus he didn't crack at all on me for William being black. He was cool like that.
"Thanks, Uncle Steve. Unless Aunt Noriko's coming over I think it's just you and me. Tell me you don't want to watch this Rocky movie."
"Nah, seen one, seen 'em all. Rocky loses, Rocky fights back, Rocky exorcises some inner demons. Been there. Done that. Let's just see what's on pay-per-view, I don't really care. Where're your parents?"
"Some party. They said they may stay over."
So there we sat, flipping channels. Uncle Steve paused on Skinemax, as he liked to call it, but mercifully, he didn't stay there to catch the Soft Porn of the Week flick. "Think I've seen enough for one day," he joked. I laughed but was still a little embarrassed. At this point, even though I'm like, in my early twenties, I still would have snuggled up next to him to watch TV, but tonight it woulda been a little too weird.
We finally settled on
Top Gun
on USA and debated for the millionth time whether or not there were gay overtones in the movie.
Yes, Uncle Steve, I know I know. Three words, Beach Volleyball Scene.
Aunt Noriko finally came over and they went on up to bed. "Anna B, you still coming by the restaurant tomorrow night?"
Anna B was his little code for "Anna Banana," a horrible nickname he pinned on me and finally stopped calling me when I got my driver's license. "Sure thing, Uncle Steve, good night." My aunt and uncle opened up a Japanese restaurant about a year ago…Katanazushi, and business was going great. Uncle Steve was a pretty good sushi chef for an American guy, and all the local Japanese ex-pats frequented the place pretty regularly. He even insisted on the more expensive "real crab," not that imitation kanikama crap most sushi places had.
The next night there I was at the sushi bar, looking pretty hot if I say so myself. I wasn't looking for any action, but I was feeling a little sexy and so I had had on my favorite short black skirt with a sleeveless purple blouse. And a dab of my favorite Paco Rabanne perfume. Uncle Steve was working the sushi bar pretty good. The patrons all liked him, despite his being a
gaijin