Asking your mother for help and her reaction is to laugh at you doesn't bode well for a young glasses-wearing 18-year-old. My name's Dylan, yes like the poet, but unlike him, I was misnamed. Dylan is a guy with lots of friends who can play any sport, shoot pool, make lasagna and smoke a cigarette, all while looking cool. And he can also get any girl he wants. I just landed my first girlfriend, Tina - also 18 and we were about to "do the deed". Okay, even that is something a cool Dylan would have said in a better way. The only thing I did have going for me was a bigger than average cock, at least according to the comments from the guys after gym class.
"Okay, so what exactly do you want me to do?" my mom, Sylvia (also named after the writer Sylvia Plath. There's a whole literary theme running in our family if you haven't noticed) asked.
"Help me!" I nearly shouted. I often get a panic attack. Yet another thing against me that a cool Dylan wouldn't have.
"Calm down, Dylan," Mom said.
"Sorry. Look we're going to do it tomorrow night, and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing."
Mom's hand reached out and slapped me faster than I thought possible. "No cussing. You know that!" she said.
I touched my cheek, and it was warm. Wow, Mom has fast hands.
"Sorry," I mumbled. I think she knocked a tooth lose.
"So, I'm guessing you've done the basics?" Mom asked.
"Yes. It's the pussy licking and actual intercourse I need help with," I explained.
"Okay, let's see what you got, kid," Mom said, taking off her yoga pants (she wasn't wearing underwear).
She lay back on the couch and opened her legs. And there it was. My first look at a real woman's pussy. Granted it was my mother, but beggars can't be choosers.
Her pink fat lips looked moist. Was my own mother sexually excited at the thought of her son licking her cunt?
I shoved my face in her pussy and started licking like I trying to start her up with my tongue.
"Whoa! Slow down there, cowboy. No need to rush. Take your time and lick slowly. The little nub at the top is called the clit. That will get hard when she's turned on. When you get good you can often make a woman come just by stimulating that," Mom explained.
I tried again and did as mom instructed. It was weird hearing my mom say lick my pussy faster or shove your tongue deeper inside me. Rub my clit with your finger or thumb.
When her first orgasm hit, I had two fingers shoved inside mom's pussy and was making a come here motion, while flicking her clit with my tongue.
Suddenly her legs squeezed together, and she said, "Don't stop! Don't stop!" Her whole body shook. Holy fuck, I just gave my mother an orgasm with my fingers and tongue.
I looked up and our eyes met, and she was running her fingers through my hair and had a blissful smile on her face.
Then she made me stand up. She undid my belt, unbuttoned my jeans and pulled down the zipper.
My hard cock was visible through my boxers-briefs.
"Well, at least we know you're not gay," Mom said running her hand up and down my cock, then cupping my balls with her other hand. "Are your balls ticklish?" Mom asked, tickling my balls. I laughed and jerked away. "Typical. Most guys love their balls played with. Not all women are into this, so if your current girlfriend or a future one isn't interested don't take it personally."
Then Mom roughly pulled my underwear off, and my cock was pulled down and snapped back hitting my stomach.
"Oh my God Dylan. When did this get so big?" Mom asked stroking and inspecting it at the same time.
"I don't know," I mumbled. I was trying not to come already.
Mom was still in her T-shirt but proceeded to flash me her big boobs a few times, before finally taking it off. I took mine off too. Now we were both totally naked. My cock throbbed and twitched. Her nipples were small but hard. She had auburn hair to her shoulders, green eyes and big breasts with big areolas.
I knew she was going to suck my cock (at least I hoped she was), but I had to get a taste of her tits first.
Heeding her advice, I went slow and licked all around her boobs. I even lifted them up and licked and kissed underneath. She really liked that and said even my father didn't do that. I licked all around the areolas, then ran over her nipple with my tongue like it was a speed bump. I was sucking on her breast and flicking her nipple with my tongue, then I reached down and shoved a finger in her juicy cunt and swirled my finger like a tornado until I gave her another orgasm. I'm not sure who was more surprised me or her.
"Great initiative," she said.
She had me stand up and gently placed kisses on my cock all up and down it. Then she took her tongue and licked up and down the shaft to the balls. The, very slowly she popped the head of my cock past her lips and nibbled her way down, then dragged her lips all the way up. She was killing me. When I was all wet with her slobber, she stroked my cock, then licked, sucked and tickled my balls. I moaned loudly.
"Don't act like you like it so much," she scolded.
I almost blew my load when I looked down and our eyes met while she had both my balls in her mouth and was stroking my cock in her firm, soft hand.
