I awoke on Saturday morning to the ringing of the telephone on mom's nightstand. I picked it up after four rings and grunted a not so pleasant "Hello."
It was mom calling from her cell phone. In a sultry-sexy voice she said, "Good morning honey! I've poured a cup of coffee for you and breakfast is just about ready."
"Thanks sweetie. I'll be right there." I replied.
When I stood up I noticed that mom had placed several of her toys on the bed including a strap-on and a 12 inch two headed dildo. I thought, "Maybe mom was not the only one who was going to get an ass fucking today." I had never had anything shoved into my ass, but if that is what she wanted it would be fine with me.
I went into the bathroom to piss away half of a hard on, washed my hands and threw some water in my face. I thought about going downstairs naked but decided to stop by my bedroom and put on a pair of old blue jean shorts.
When I walked into the kitchen I saw that mom had cut holes in the front of my t shirt which she was still wearing from the previous night. Her breasts were sticking out through the holes; nipples hard and erect. She had also cut away the bottom of the shirt so that it came only slightly below her waist revealing that she was not wearing panties.
"How do you like my outfit Danny?" She asked.
I walked over, put my arms around her and kissed her while squeezing on her nipples. I gave her a slap on the cheek of her ass and replied, "I think it's a great way to dress when cooking breakfast, or cleaning, or watching TV, or just lounging around the house, but the way you look I don't know that I can get my mind to concentrate on food."
She looked down at the bulge in my pants and said, "That's the effect I was going for." and added; "I think you would be more comfortable if you shed the shorts."
I pulled off my shorts exposing my near fully erect cock. "You're right mom that does feel a lot better it was getting a bit tight in the crotch." I said.
"And it looks a lot better!" She replied.
I moved behind her and ran my cock up and down through the crack of her ass and asked, "What's on the menu mom?"
She responded, "Well let's see, you can have the bacon, eggs and toast, or you could have what I call mom's breakfast combination which consists of tits, ass and pussy."
I said, "I'll take a double order of moms special."
She replied, "Yeah, I had an idea that would be your selection," she continued, "and do I get a choice also?"
I answered, "Indeed you do! You can have the bacon, eggs and toast, or you could have a special order of tongue, cock and cum."
Mom said, "Yummy!" and added, "Let's not waste the bacon and eggs, we will save the best for last and have that in bed."
I responded, "I can go for that!"
As we ate I turned the conversation to the admission she had made the night before concerning her divorce from dad. I said, "I think its great that you were finally able to come to terms with the reality that dad was cheating on you."
Mom said, "That was difficult Danny, but you forced me to face the truth, and I thank you for your persistence."
"You also said you might have other admissions to make about your 'things just happen' philosophy of life." I responded.
She said, "I know, I'm going to work on that and make every effort to deal with the realities of life. No, most things do not happen by chance and coincidence. How's that for progress in just one night?"
"I think its wonderful mom. I'm proud of you. "I replied."
"Now it's your turn Danny. Do you have any confessions or deep dark secrets to share with me?" She asked.
I attempted to appear to be in deep concentration for a few moments and responded. "I admit that I can't wait any longer to pick you up, carry you upstairs and make love to you for the next few hours. Now that is reality!"