"This is going to suck ass!"
Jenniane puffed a lock of copper hair from her eye as she sulked, laying on her brightly-colored bed. Her bare feet bounced against the headboard in frustration.
"It's no different from last year, Jenni; sure it's annoying, but what's the big deal?"
Her best friend Adrian mashed buttons on the video game controller; her tone was simultaneously exasperated and distracted. Jenniane had been bitching about the Senior Halloween Masquerade more or less non-stop for the last week, ever since she'd been informed that her mom was, once again, going to chaperone. "My mom's going to be there too, you know."
"Yeah, but your mom doesn't give a shit!" Jenniane whined, with a note in her voice that set Adrian's teeth on edge. "My mom will be watching me like a hawk! It's going to be so... lame!"
Adrian rolled her eyes and dropped the controller, turning on her friend. "Oh, gee, I'm Jenni and it sucks soooo much to have a mom that cares about me and pays attention to me," she mocked, running her hand through her black hair with faux anxiety. "You should really chill, babe. My mom hardly even looks at me!"
"Maybe you should wear tighter jeans; she seems to look a lot at the girls in tight jeans."
"Not funny!" Adrian lobbed a killing gaze at Jenniane, who barely stifled a giggle. Sounds of anguish wafted from the video game, and Adrian retrieved her controller to save herself from certain demise. "All I'm saying is, you should go easy on your mom. That's all. She's... she's nice. You don't see her good qualities."
"Whatever."
"Look, it is what it is. If you're not going to do something about it, I don't want to hear any more bitching. I'm tired of hearing about the 'stupid' fairy queen costume you have to wear, and how you won't get to dance the way you want or with who you want and how you can't sneak off with KJ and make out in the locker room, and how your life is just ruined because your last school dance before prom is just ruined. Either figure out how to fix it, or suck it up and get some perspective!"
"Do something about it? Like what?" Jenniane pondered, scrunching up her nose. "Like do some voodoo and hope she gets sick?"
"Yeah, sure. Voodoo. Great idea. Get on that."
Other than the sounds of mayhem from Adrian's game, the room was silent for a few minutes.
"What if we switch costumes?" Jenniane blurted out.
"Stick to voodoo, babe," Adrian sighed.
"No, really. When our moms leave to set up, we can dye our hair and switch costumes! We wear the same size! My mom will be watching
you
all night, and I can do whatever!"
"What if she wants to talk to me?" Adrian asked, some concern in her voice.
"Just, you know, be huffy and emo."
"God knows that's your favorite conversation style. So, what, just huff and sigh and walk away so she doesn't hear my voice?"
"Totally!"
"Lame!" Adrian grimaced. "No way. Plus, if my mom wants to talk to you, do you even know enough sign language to pull it off? You've only been practicing for like a year. You fuck up something easy and it's game over."
"Sure I do! Plus, how likely is that anyway? You just said she doesn't pay attention to you!"
Adrian heaved a deep, defeated sigh. "This is a stupid idea, Jenni."
"Why?" Jenniane pressed.
"Because... it just is," Adrian replied, a tinge of nervousness in her voice. "So much can go wrong, and for what?"
"What could go wrong?"
"I dunno, something. Anything."
"Well, I guess I'll just have to start bitching again." Jenniane said, turning to face the wall.
"Jesus Christ!" Adrian threw her hands in the air. "If it'll shut you up for the next week, fine. Fine. I'll do it."
--
"Are you absolutely sure this fits the dress code?" Jenniane asked as she examined herself critically in the full-length closet mirror. Adrian's dryad costume consisted of a brown strapless tube dress festooned with large, stylized fabric leaves, and textured to mimic the bark of a tree. It clung tightly to her waist, deftly highlighting the curve of her hips and the above-average swell of her bust. Soft green vines twined sensuously around Jenniane's arms and legs.
"To the milimeter," Adrian replied, doing a little spin in the costume that was formerly Jenniane's. "My God, this is so pretty! I can't believe you were complaining about it!"
The fairy queen costume was a strapless, multi-layered, ankle-length dress made from skillful applications of peach and cream taffeta and fluffy chiffon, dusted with a liberal application of glitter. It hid her waist and long legs, but Adrian's biggest worry was that she seemed like she was on the verge of spilling out on the top. Fingerless, elbow-length white gloves completed the ensemble, and Adrian really did feel like royalty.
Jenniane turned to give her friend a once-over. "You make that look way better than I did."
"My tits are a little bigger than yours. Your mom better not notice this grand canyon of cleavage up here, or we're fucked."
"Here," Jenni reached into her closet and pulled out a lightweight cream scarf. "Throw this on, it'll be perfect. Ok, final check, masks on!"
Jenniane's shoulder-length hair had taken the black dye perfectly. Adrian's hair had turned out a shade darker than Jenni's natural copper, but nobody would notice with the lighting so low. Beyond that, with the masks (and Adrian's scarf), they were better than passable for each other.
Satisfied, Jenniane put the finishing touches on her makeup and Adrian applied a thin layer of body glitter to her arms and shoulders while they waited for their ride. It was just about go time.
Jenniane seemed calm and confident, but Adrian was a bundle of nerves. So much could go wrong, really wrong, and she found herself regretting that she'd agreed to this stupid plan. She didn't see what Jenni gained from this; having a mom who was interested and engaged in her life didn't sound like that much of a torture. What she wouldn't give for a gesture of affection or a fun conversation with her mom!
Their ride showed up right on time, and they were off.
--
They arrived at the dance and drifted towards the punch, unsure of what to do now. Jenni searched the crowd for KJ, but Adrian hadn't thought this far ahead. Should she mingle? Her voice would give away the ruse to any of her friends, and what if they slipped up and outed her? She couldn't come up with an idea of what a worst-case scenario would entail, which made her even more anxious.
"Oh, look at you two!"
The thick, deliberate pronunciation of one who was born without hearing caught their attention and they turned, seeing Adrian's mom Lisa walking over to them. She was 39, tall, athletic, and shared Adrian's natural jet black hair. She wore a blue fitted dress that came down to her knees, hugging every curve along the way.
"You girls look stunning! Your mom made the punch," she looked at her disguised daughter, "it's just delightful! Let her know I said so! We'll be trying to stay out of you kids' way, but don't go getting into trouble. At least not too much trouble."
Lisa smiled saucily, and Adrian thought she saw her mom give her a very subtle wink. Why would her mom wink at Jenni? Jenni never got into trouble. Her mom made sure of that.
Lisa wiggled her fingers at the pair and wandered off. Adrian found that she'd been holding her breath; she let out a trembling exhale as Jenni giggled excitedly.
"It works! Oh my God, it's perfect! I'm going to go dance!"
--
An hour later, Adrian was still at the punch bowl. She hadn't gotten the courage to move off into the crowd, and was simultaneously bored stiff and terrified. Jenniane, meanwhile, had no such reservations; she flitted from group to group, stopping only to dance as risquely as possible with anyone who struck her fancy, or refill her punch with a conspiratorial smile at her friend. Adrian hadn't seen KJ, but she assumed he was somewhere in the throng, or else Jenni wouldn't be nearly so happy.