My wifes mom, Beth has recently, been spending a great deal of time at our home. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind her company, she is a very easy going lady. Always a smile, and hug, when she comes over to spend the day. She is probably lonely with her husband out of the country so much of the time.
What happened was not planned, but turned out to be exciting.
One saturday afternoon, after spending most of the day doing yard work, I had just taken a cooling off shower, and dressed in jogging shorts and a t-shirt. Crashed on the couch, I had dropped off into a nap, when my wife and her mom returned from a day of shopping. I was awakened by Beth, offering me a cold drink. Shifting upright on the couch, I gladly took the offered soda, and took a deep drink. Beth had taken a seat at the other end of the couch and began to chat away, about what they had been up to. With my mother in law cheerfully telling me about the great finds they had found, I caught the eye of my wife, standing behind her. My wifes eyes were bright with mischief, which I clearly did not get, wondering what was on her mind. Seeing my drink was empty, Beth offered to get me a refill, which I could not refuse. As she disappeared into the kitchen, my wife stepped over to whisper into my ear, that my penis and balls were hanging out of my shorts! My wifes mom had been taking in an eyefull the whole time she sat on the couch.
