The next morning, I felt someone shaking me.
"Andy... Andy... wake up sleepyhead."
That didn't sound like my mother's voice.
I rolled onto my back, "Mom?"
"Not quite, sport."
I opened my eyes.
"Aunt Roxy?!"
"In the flesh!"
She wasn't kidding. She was in the flesh all right. Aunt Roxy was as naked as the day she was born. I looked from her face, smiling at me from under her raven locks, down to her chest (and now that I could see her tits clearly they looked to be about the same size as moms), I admired her firm waist (I had seen Aunt Roxy in bathing suits, but much like with mom I had never thought of her sexually, although I wasn't naΓ―ve enough to not notice that she had a nice body), and finally to the space where her long legs met. Unlike mom, Aunt Roxy had shaved her pubic hair down to a landing strip.
"What are you... wha... wha..." I trailed off into nonsense words and sounds until I saw mom, also naked, come into the room.
"I think I broke him." Aunt Roxy said, and she and mom laughed.
"Mom, what the fuck is going on?" I asked, finally remembering how to speak.
"Remember how I told you that Roxy and I have been best friends since we were six years old, and how the number six played an important number in our lives?" she asked, I could only nod. "Well the number one is also important. You see, Roxy is the first, and only, woman I've ever slept with."
"And we've been sleeping together since we were your age." Aunt Roxy said, "Which makes it..."
"26 years!" they both said.
"There's that pesky number six again." mom said.
Mind. Blown.
"Wait, wait, wait," I said, now fully awake, "You told me you haven't had sex in almost a year!"
"No, I told you I haven't had a man in almost a year." Mom corrected me. "There's a difference."
"So you two..." I said, an image of the two of them in bed jumped into my mind for a second, then another thought hit me. "Wait, when did you tell her about us?"
"The day after my idiot brother called," mom said, "I told her everything including what happened that night, and when I told her about possibly finding what I was looking for in you, she told me to go for it."
"After all, I was the one who made the first move when your mom and I first started sleeping together." Aunt Roxy said.
I don't know if I mentioned it before, but Aunt Roxy was a lot more outgoing than mom was, so that didn't surprise me. That's why mom didn't seem so surprised when I told her I went to see Aunt Roxy that day. Aunt Roxy must have told mom I stopped by when they talked.
"I told her to ease you into it," Aunt Roxy said, "And she called me this morning and told me she fucked you last night. Now it's my turn."
"Aren't you forgetting something Rox?" mom said, and held up a ruler.
"Oh yeah," Aunt Roxy said, throwing back the covers, exposing me. I hadn't bothered getting dressed before going to sleep, because... well what would be the point? Despite my shock at the situation, I was already at half mast because of the two gorgeous naked women standing before me. "Hmm, we're going to have to get him hard first. Do you mind?"
Mom gestured towards my semi-hard cock, "Be my guest."
"Don't I get a say in this?" I asked.
"No." Aunt Roxy said, then she crawled into the bed, and took my cock into her mouth as mom watched on.
"Um, mom..."
"Shut up Andrew and enjoy it." she said, sitting down and watching her best friend suck my dick.
So I figured fuck it. If mom was cool with it, then who was I to argue? Plus Aunt Roxy was making it hard to concentrate on anything but the feel of her warm mouth wrapped around my cock. I realized they meant to measure my cock (presumably before I fucked them), but they wanted me at full mast before they did. Once I was fully erect, which honestly didn't take more than a few seconds once Aunt Roxy started blowing me, mom grabbed the base of my cock.
"Okay, Rox, that's enough." she said.
Aunt Roxy reluctantly stopped sucking me off and pouted at mom, "Spoilsport."
"I'll let you have it back after we measure it." mom said.
Aunt Roxy held my cock so it was pointing straight up. Mom held the ruler next to my cock and both of their eyes went wide. They looked at each other, looked at me, back at each other, and then back to my schlong.
"Holy..." Aunt Roxy said.
"Fucking..." Mom said.
"Shit." they both said.
"What?" I asked.
"He's 18 years old and has an eight inch cock." Aunt Roxy said to mom.
"But that's a good thing, right?" I asked.
Now to be fair, I never measured my dick, and I never bothered to check what the average size was, and I sure as hell didn't ask my friends about theirs. So even if I had measured, I had nothing to compare myself to.