The next morning, I felt someone shaking me.
"Andy... Andy... wake up sleepyhead."
That didn't sound like my mother's voice.
I rolled onto my back, "Mom?"
"Not quite, sport."
I opened my eyes.
"Aunt Roxy?!"
"In the flesh!"
She wasn't kidding. She was in the flesh all right. Aunt Roxy was as naked as the day she was born. I looked from her face, smiling at me from under her raven locks, down to her chest (and now that I could see her tits clearly they looked to be about the same size as moms), I admired her firm waist (I had seen Aunt Roxy in bathing suits, but much like with mom I had never thought of her sexually, although I wasn't naΓ―ve enough to not notice that she had a nice body), and finally to the space where her long legs met. Unlike mom, Aunt Roxy had shaved her pubic hair down to a landing strip.
"What are you... wha... wha..." I trailed off into nonsense words and sounds until I saw mom, also naked, come into the room.
"I think I broke him." Aunt Roxy said, and she and mom laughed.
"Mom, what the fuck is going on?" I asked, finally remembering how to speak.
"Remember how I told you that Roxy and I have been best friends since we were six years old, and how the number six played an important number in our lives?" she asked, I could only nod. "Well the number one is also important. You see, Roxy is the first, and only, woman I've ever slept with."
"And we've been sleeping together since we were your age." Aunt Roxy said, "Which makes it..."
"26 years!" they both said.
"There's that pesky number six again." mom said.
Mind. Blown.
"Wait, wait, wait," I said, now fully awake, "You told me you haven't had sex in almost a year!"
"No, I told you I haven't had a man in almost a year." Mom corrected me. "There's a difference."
"So you two..." I said, an image of the two of them in bed jumped into my mind for a second, then another thought hit me. "Wait, when did you tell her about us?"
"The day after my idiot brother called," mom said, "I told her everything including what happened that night, and when I told her about possibly finding what I was looking for in you, she told me to go for it."
"After all, I was the one who made the first move when your mom and I first started sleeping together." Aunt Roxy said.
I don't know if I mentioned it before, but Aunt Roxy was a lot more outgoing than mom was, so that didn't surprise me. That's why mom didn't seem so surprised when I told her I went to see Aunt Roxy that day. Aunt Roxy must have told mom I stopped by when they talked.
"I told her to ease you into it," Aunt Roxy said, "And she called me this morning and told me she fucked you last night. Now it's my turn."
"Aren't you forgetting something Rox?" mom said, and held up a ruler.
"Oh yeah," Aunt Roxy said, throwing back the covers, exposing me. I hadn't bothered getting dressed before going to sleep, because... well what would be the point? Despite my shock at the situation, I was already at half mast because of the two gorgeous naked women standing before me. "Hmm, we're going to have to get him hard first. Do you mind?"
Mom gestured towards my semi-hard cock, "Be my guest."
"Don't I get a say in this?" I asked.
"No." Aunt Roxy said, then she crawled into the bed, and took my cock into her mouth as mom watched on.
"Um, mom..."
"Shut up Andrew and enjoy it." she said, sitting down and watching her best friend suck my dick.
So I figured fuck it. If mom was cool with it, then who was I to argue? Plus Aunt Roxy was making it hard to concentrate on anything but the feel of her warm mouth wrapped around my cock. I realized they meant to measure my cock (presumably before I fucked them), but they wanted me at full mast before they did. Once I was fully erect, which honestly didn't take more than a few seconds once Aunt Roxy started blowing me, mom grabbed the base of my cock.
"Okay, Rox, that's enough." she said.
Aunt Roxy reluctantly stopped sucking me off and pouted at mom, "Spoilsport."
"I'll let you have it back after we measure it." mom said.
Aunt Roxy held my cock so it was pointing straight up. Mom held the ruler next to my cock and both of their eyes went wide. They looked at each other, looked at me, back at each other, and then back to my schlong.
"Holy..." Aunt Roxy said.
"Fucking..." Mom said.
"Shit." they both said.
"What?" I asked.
"He's 18 years old and has an eight inch cock." Aunt Roxy said to mom.
"But that's a good thing, right?" I asked.
Now to be fair, I never measured my dick, and I never bothered to check what the average size was, and I sure as hell didn't ask my friends about theirs. So even if I had measured, I had nothing to compare myself to.
"A good thing?" Aunt Roxy said, "Are you fucking kidding? That's a great thing. I know grown men who don't have eight inch cocks!"
"No wonder I felt so full last night!" mom said. "That's the biggest dick I've ever had."
"God, I can't wait to feel this thing in me." Aunt Roxy said, slowly stroking my cock.
"Roxy..." mom said.
"Right, right, right," she said, and looked at me. "First things first. We're going to teach you how to eat pussy."
"Just one more question." I said. As eager as I was for my lesson in cunnilingus, I had one last question. "Grandma and grandpa don't know about you two, right?"
"Oh fuck no!" mom said, "They'd hit the fucking roof if they knew!"
"They look at me like a second daughter," Aunt Roxy said, "But they have no idea that we're bisexual, or any idea how close we really are. And we'd prefer it stay that way."
"I'm not gonna say anything." I said. "Just like I'm not gonna say anything about this."
"Good boy," Aunt Roxy said, "Now, Janet, let's teach this boy how to eat pussy."
"Right," mom said, putting the ruler aside and getting into bed next to me. She spread her legs and pointed, "Get down there."
I moved down to where Aunt Roxy was, and looked at my mom's shaved beaver up close, I could see and smell how excited she was. Aunt Roxy moved next to me and pushed my mother's legs as far apart as they would go.
"Now pay attention," Aunt Roxy said, "There's going to be a test later. You ready, Janet?"
"Always."
I watched as Aunt Roxy's pink tongue snaked out and flicked my mother's button. Mom squealed and her body jumped. I paid attention as Aunt Roxy ran her tongue over almost every inch of my mother's smooth pussy, as she teased and sucked on mom's clit, as she slid two fingers into my mother's soaking wet pussy. I kept having to move Aunt Roxy's jet black hair out of the way so I could clearly see what she was doing. I heard my mother moaning and groaning in pleasure as the woman who was like a sister to her orally pleased her. As I watched Aunt Roxy eat my mother's pussy, I wondered how many times she'd done this in the 26 years they'd been sexually active with each other. Probably too many to count.
"That's enough, Rox," mom panted, reaching down to push Aunt Roxy away, "Let's see what he's learned."
"You heard the woman," Aunt Roxy said, moving out of the way, "It's time for your oral examination."
I switched places with my sexy aunt, and glanced up at mom, who was looking down at me expectantly. I looked at her flower inches from my face, and imitated everything I'd just watched Aunt Roxy do. Mom let out a loud squeal when I ran my tongue over her engorged clit. I sucked it into my mouth just like I had watched Aunt Roxy do before me. I ran my tongue up and down my mother's soaking wet slit, from top to bottom and back up. I traced the lines of her swollen pussy lips with the tip of my tongue, and then easily slid two fingers deep inside her.
"I don't know... if you... you're a good... oh god that feels so fucking good... if you're a good teacher, Rox... or... oh shit, do that again baby... or if Andy's just a natural... but holy fuck that feels amazing!" mom gasped out.
"Maybe it's a little bit of both," Aunt Roxy said.
"I think... maybe you've got some... serious competition."