āIām so glad we were able to get away and spend some time together, Yvonne. But god the stores are as busy as they were before Christmasā¦.. Iām starving.. Where would you like to eat lunch?ā
āOh Alice I donāt really care. Any place where we can get a glass of wine.ā She said with a smile.
āYes Mom, I could use a drink after this morningā¦. How about this new place?ā
Alice asked for a booth in the corner as she did not want their conversation overheard. After the waiter brought their wine Alice began.
āMom⦠ohā¦err..ā
āWhat is it dear?ā Yvonne queried.
āWell itās not easy to talk aboutā¦. butā¦. Scott and I arenāt doing so well in the sex department. I know we have been married for over twenty-two years but itā¦ā
Alice paused and checked out her mother-in-law's reaction. Yvonne was on the edge of her seat, egger to hear the rest. āGo on dear.ā
āWe just donāt fuck as much as we used to and when we do itās just not as good. We are both upset about itā¦... I read somewhere that getting involved with another couple can sometimes helpā¦. What do you think?ā¦. How do you and Ed handle itā¦. Or havenāt you had the problem?ā
āOh no dear we have gone through the same thingā¦. Andā¦ā
āWhat Mom⦠what⦠we really need your help. What did you do?ā
āNow you canāt tell anyone⦠but you know our friends the Jacksonās?"
"The Black... aha African-American couple?"
"Yes,well they were having difficulties too and we began to talk and ā¦.ā
āYes⦠yes ⦠go on.ā
āWe switched⦠or do you call it swappedā¦. partnersā¦. And it seemed to help both of our marriages⦠Now you mustnāt tell anyone. But I would advise you to try to find another couple andā¦ā
āDo you still ⦠get together with them?ā
āOh yes it has become a regular thing at least once a month and each time we seem to be the better for it.ā
"Is it true what they say?... I mean about size and sex?"
"Well Josh is hung like a horse and your father-in-law sure loves eating that big black hair pie." Yvonne said with a smile.
āGee Mom.. You and Ed⦠who would have thought?ā¦. But I donāt know any couples we would feel comfortable with⦠or trust. Here let me order you another glass of wine.ā
As Yvonne sipped her second drink Alice continued. āGosh.. We really need help andā¦. Oh no⦠Iā¦ā
āWhat is it dear? What were you going to say?ā
āOh itās a crazy idea ⦠but⦠what about you and Ed helping us out?⦠Oh I shouldnāt haveā¦.ā
āOh my ⦠now thatāsā¦.. I donāt know. ā¦.Well I know Ed would be all for it. He has told me on more than one occasion how much he would like to.. ājump your bones'⦠āget a piece of your assā ā¦. Things like thatā¦. I guess you must feel similar about him⦠or you would not have suggested itā¦. But Scotty, ā¦. he is my son and besides Iām a fat old lady⦠he wouldnāt be interested in me.ā
āOh Iām not so sure about that ⦠You know all little boys want to fuck their mother.ā
āAnd fathers or father-in-laws all want to fuck their daughters.ā Yvonne quickly added with a sly smile.
They both laughed. Yvonne nodded her head as she blushed and felt a tingle between her legsā¦. āHmm her handsome son Scotty,ā she thought to herself
The wine was taking its toll as they continued to giggled over Aliceās 'mother fucking' comment and Yvonne's response.. Alice didnāt think it was the time to tell her mother-in-law just how much her husband wanted to fuck his mother.
Yvonne got a pensive look on her face and then smiledā¦. Alice noticed her erect nipples pressing against her blouse as her mother-in-law began to speak.
āI guess it could be the wine.. But if you think Scotty would be interested in this old hagā¦. Well Iā¦god Iām getting wet just thinking about it⦠When or how would we do this?ā
Alice smiled to herself. Her plan had worked. āWhat about New Years Eve? Kelly is going to be at an overnight party at a friends house. We will have the whole house to ourselves.ā
Yvonne nodded approval as she asked, āHow will we get it going? Should I say something to Ed?ā
āOhā¦. You could warm him up a little by bringing up his past comments about ādoing me' ā¦.. or something like that. Just leave the rest to me.ā
āI have an idea,ā Alice said, āWhy donāt we go back to the store that had those slutty dresses and each get an outfit for New Years Eve? There was a sexy cocktail dress I liked and ⦠remember that killer lacy see-though number with the scoop neckline? ⦠you and your tits would look hot in that.ā