My Granddad died in January last year. Since then the family, organised by my mother, had rallied around my Grandmother.
My mother is a bossy, take charge type and, if I was being cynical, I would say she lived for things like this. Arranging schedules, allocating tasks. She was in her element.
As a result, I was going to Gran's house at least once a fortnight, as opposed to birthdays and Christmas. My designated task was doing the odd jobs that Granddad used to do.
Gran seemed cool with me, which helped, as I doubt she was consulted much in the matter. Gran is in her mid sixties and quite sprightly, if a little plump. She is fiercely independent and has always been a strong type, so after the initial shock of Granddads passing she allowed my mother to run things for her, but I doubted she would put up with the interference for too much longer.
My mother went to visit more often than me. At least every other day. That's how she came to ask me to spy on her.
Of course, she didn't couch it in those terms exactly.
One Sunday I found myself in the kitchen, alone with my mother, doing the washing up. We had been talking, just general chit chat, but knowing her better than she thought I did, I knew she was building up to something.
"Have you noticed a change in your Gran?" she tried to ask nonchalantly.
"Not really." I replied.
It was true. It also took me by surprise, as I was expecting the usual grilling about whether I was seeing a girl or not. The answer to that was no, not since I split with Sofia three months ago. I was delighted that we weren't talking about me for once.
"Well, I have." mum said, snapping me back from staring lazily at the garden, from the kitchen window.
"That's to be expected. Granddad dying was a bit sudden, she's probably still coming to terms with it."
My mother shook her head. Clearly dismissing my, I thought, quite rational response.
"No Kenny, that's not it...her attitude has changed."
"As I said..." I began to reply before being cut off by her dismissive tone.
"Its more than that. Don't forget I've been seeing more of her than you. I've seen her go through the grieving stage and the angry stage. Those I can understand. This is different."
"In what way?" I asked.
Mum chewed on her lip. Trying to put whatever she was feeling into words I could understand.
"She's become... I don't know how to explain it. Just different and secretive. Does that make any sense?" she looked at me, pleadingly.
"What's given you this idea?" I asked. Suddenly, I felt like a psychiatrist.
"Little things. Nothing concrete."
"Go on." I prompted.
"Well, whenever I'm there I feel like I'm in the way. I always feel like she can't wait for me to leave."
Probably sick of you nosing into her business, I thought. I kept this to myself. She's my mum and I love her, but she's nosy as fuck.
"Anything else?" I prompted.
"She's has a laptop and mobile and some new clothes." mum added.
She could tell by my expression, that I wasn't convinced. Indeed, I wasn't.
"Maybe she's found a new man." I said, flippantly.
That was another thought I should have kept to myself. I instantly regretted voicing it, I saw the look on my mums face. She looked distressed. The thought had obviously occurred to her already.
"I'm sure it's not like that." I said quickly, trying to rectify my mistake.
"What does dad think?" I asked, desperately trying to steer the conversation away from my faux pas.
"I haven't told him. He would just say I was being daft and that it's none of our business anyway." mum said.
I nodded. As far as I was concerned, dad was right about this one. Mum however, was not to be deterred.
"I just know something isn't right. When I message her, she takes ages to get back. She tells me she's been busy but wont say doing what."
Again, I thought to myself that was probably because she was sick of her daughter trying to run her life and manage everything she was up to, Gran can be mischievous, so I wouldn't put it past her to be mysterious just to annoy her.
I could see this what eating her up, so I caved in, as I usually do where mum is concerned. I knew sooner or later she would badger me into doing her bidding, so it was better to get it over with as soon as possible.
"So, what do you want to do about it?" I asked hoping she had some sort of plan of action.
"Just pay attention when you're round there next. See if I'm right."
I agreed, but was at a loss to see what we could about it. She probably did have a new fella. Mum might not be happy that Gran had found someone else so quickly, but it was her life. She was what, sixty five? She still had plenty of her life ahead of her and she probably didn't want to spend it alone.
I loved my Granddad, but even at the tender age of twenty, I could appreciate that life for my Gran carries on.
Gran is a bottled blonde. She has gained a few pounds making her a bit chunky in the bum and tum department but she looks good for her age She has a lot going for her. She's full of energy and lovely and has her own property. Why wouldn't someone want to get together with her? She would make someone a good catch.
With all this in mind I felt quite bad knocking on her door the following Saturday morning. I didn't really want to conduct some sort of covert surveillance. However, as she opened the door I could see what Mum had meant though. Her hair was still in the same short style but had been trimmed, and not by one of her friends, but professionally. She was wearing a dress that was obviously new.
It was lime green and quite fetching, if a little tight. Something a younger woman would wear.
She invited me in and within moments, I was in the kitchen with a cup of coffee in one hand and a list of chores in the other. I scanned it at my leisure. Nothing heavy, just cutting the grass on the back lawn, a bit of tidying up at the borders and putting a few boxes into the loft.
"Thanks for doing this Kenny." Gran said softly
"I've never been good at using the lawn mower and the boxes are a few of your Granddads things I cant part with."
She said this with such a tint of sadness, that I was sure I was wrong about her having another fella.
"If you don't mind doing the grass first, its just I have a few things in the house that need doing. Once I've done those you'll be able to get into the loft."
It was said casually, but just like Mum had said, I got the impression I was in the way.
"No problem, Gran." I said.
I finished my coffee, took the shed key so I could get the lawnmower and tools and I left her to whatever it was that was so pressing.
Although it wasn't an especially warm day it was hard and draining work. I decided that once I'd got half way I'd take a long break.
The garden isn't particularly large but it always takes me ages to cut it and do the edges round the borders and the trees. In the past I've done the mowing all in one go and suffered from sore muscles the next day.
I was hard at it for about half an hour, when I could feel myself beginning to ache. I stopped, stood upright, closed my eyes and stretched. As my hunched back went straight I felt several satisfying pops in my spine.
As I opened my eyes, they settled on the house, and I saw Gran looking at me from the first floor bedroom window, phone in hand. She was talking animatedly and, I have to say, she was looking a little sheepish.
The guilty look on her face was all I could think about as I finished up with the mower. I decided to grab a drink from the kitchen during my break.
For reasons I wasn't sure of yet, I entered the kitchen quietly. I poured a glass of water and downed it.
I was unsure of my actions as I made my way to the bottom of the stairs. I could hear that Gran was still on he phone. Her voice was muffled though, as she was still in her bedroom.
It was at this point that I was overtaken with purpose.The sooner I could find out what Gran was up to, the sooner mum would be off my back. I walked quickly up the stairs judging i would make far less noise than if I had tried to creep my way up there.
As I stood on the landing her voice had stopped. Had she heard? Did it matter? If she came out I would say I needed the toilet. Nothing wrong with that, as far as I was concerned. Besides, in this case, it was Gran who was behaving suspiciously, not me.
The door was slightly ajar, only by about an inch. The silence was broken by the phone ringing. She had finished her call and was about to take another. I have to say I was confused by this flurry of activity.
"Hello." I heard my Gran say in a tone I had never previously witnessed. It was low, husky, seductive.
"This is Bunty." she continued, in the same breathy voice.
The phrase "No it bloody well isn't." was rattling around in my brain. My Gran is called Sally. I remained rooted to the spot on the landing as the conversation continued.
"I'm in my mid sixties. Tall and thin with long blonde hair that flows down my back." Gran said.
There was a pause.
"I've been waiting here for you." she continued "I'm so horny, that I've stripped down to my stockings and suspenders and nothing else baby."
I felt my stomach lurch. I was listening to my Gran have phone sex. Obviously I couldn't hear what her partner on the other end of the line was saying but I could get the gist from her replies.
"Oh, I am so wet baby. Laying here stroking my pussy. Thinking about your hard cock."