I didn't want to go to school. It was a really nice day outside, and I stayed up a bit late. I just didn't want to go. Luckily, I have some pretty laid back parents. They knew school sucked at times, and I was a good student (in my final year). S so when I said...
"Mum, I don't want to go to school today."
"Have you got a test, any assignments due?"
"No. I just don't feel like going."
"Oh wow great excuse r-tard", taunted Sarah.
"Shut it Sarah!"
"Children please. If you don't have any tests, you can stay home on the proviso you clean the kitchen, your room and vacuum."
"Maybe I want to go to school then?"
"Your university classes are too important to miss Sarah. Kyle, the decision is yours, I'm off to work."
"And, unlike someone I know, I'm going to school!"
And that was it. Mum and sis left and I decided to stay at home. Although I wasn't keen on cleaning, I sort of... well ya see.. I was 18 ok. 18 and single. I was... you know... hanging out for some time with myself and Mrs Palmer. It didn't take long to straighten up my room, I'm normally pretty neat anyhow. The kitchen was, you know, a kitchen. And I did a half assed job vacuuming so I had the whole thing down by lunch.
It was at this point, though I didn't know it at the time, that I'd do something that would change the course of my life. My friend, Ryan, had an elder brother Sam. Sam used to tell us all sorts of amazing stories about girls he slept with. I didn't know if any of it was true, I just liked the fact he had a massive porno collection. Spindles of burnt DVDs of everything you can't imagine. However just two days earlier, Sam was talking about some drugs.
"Hey bro what are these?" Ryan asked as he picked up some pills.
"Hey put that the fuck down dude that shit's expensive."
"What is it?" I asked, as Sam wrestled with Ryan to get his drugs back.
"It's called V10, it's some new super drug like Viagra, only way more powerful. Gives you a stiffy for ages, chicks dig it apparently."
"Apparently?" I asked, confused by his choice of words.
"Yeah well, to be perfectly honest I've not tried it yet. I've been waiting to try it with Julie but I can never find the time."
"I bet that shit don't do nothing. Sam you bought smarties!"
"Shut the fuck up dude. The guy I got it off is legit."
Insert sibling argument, punch up thingy here. Whilst those two were fucking around, I managed to sneak me 2 pills. It was the reason I didn't go to school today.
And so, it was lunchtime. I'd just watched the lunch time news and got a boner over the weather chick. I figured it was a good 4 hours 'til Sarah got home from university (which she still called school for some crazy reason). I sat there, in front of the TV with the curtains all pulled and looked at the pills. I'd never taken drugs before and I was a little scared. At the same time, a boner that lasts for such a long time... when would I ever get this opportunity again.
I took both the pills. I already had an erection so I figured why waste any time. I flicked over the channels and caught Daisy Fuentes flogging some exercise gym thingy. That'd do me. Quick as a flash I had my pants down and was going full slather.
Nothing felt different, until I started reaching the 'end'. I felt ready, I felt like it was going to happen. My orgasm was coming. But it didn't.
Nothing.
I was sitting on the brink without release. I hadn't cum. I felt like I was about to, heck I was even making that silly face and my legs got all tense, but couldn't go over the edge. So I did the only thing I could. I kept beating off. Harder, faster, quicker. Oh it felt great. It felt like I was about to cum with the force of the Guns of the Navarone, but all I got was a big fat nothing.
I stopped. I had to, I was about to have a heart attack. I was sitting there panting, sweating with this big fat boner staring me in the face. As I calmed down I thought about where to go from here. I've had this sort of thing happen before, a boner that wouldn't go away. It normally happened when I'd been wanking hard a few times in one day though, and not the first time in a few days! Regardless, the only cure, from previous experience, was to get more into it. I decided it was time to start bringing out the big guns.
I jumped down under the TV and started flicking through the DVDs. Not boob spectacular movies like Dead or Alive no, I needed the real hardcore shit. Sarah's swimming meet 2008