Author's Note: All characters over eighteen.
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Chapter One: Solution
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Hanging out with my sisters every weekend was just something that had become a natural part of my life. We'd all grown apart a bit as we left home and did our own things. As these things go.
But geographically we weren't that far away from each other, and once we got in the habit of making the time to meet up on a regular basis, it became almost necessary for all three of us. A constant, enjoyable feature of otherwise turbulent lives.
I'd been leery when Elsa got a serious girlfriend and started inviting her to our things. But I'd grown to love Casey like a sister, and now that the two were married and had a pretty nice house, we had a reliably nice venue to hang out at, so it all kind of worked out.
Anna, like me, wasn't in any kind of long term relationship. We'd both had some fairly serious people in our lives at times, but nothing that lasted. That wasn't always easy, but even at worst--such as right after breakups--it didn't feel so bad when we were all together. And Anna and I had the option of ganging up on Elsa and teasing her mercilessly about being a responsible and put together adult with a healthy and functional marriage, which helped in a very weird sort of sibling affection kind of way.
It was a particularly beautiful summer day when Elsa dropped a bombshell on me. All four of us were just chilling on Elsa and Casey's deck, getting drunk in the sun. Casey and Anna had temporarily departed to mix another batch of daiquiris. I suspected nothing.
"Casey and I want a baby," Elsa said, apropos of nothing.
I shrugged easily. "Sure. I feel I have to warn you that biologically speaking--"
"Yes, I'm aware neither of us can get the other pregnant, smartass."
"Ok. Just checking. So, what, adoption or... one of those science things?"
"Well, Kai, my darling brother, that's just it."
"What is?"
Elsa hesitated. "We were contemplating something else entirely."
"Oh?"
"Neither adoption nor... science things."
"... magic?"
"Not that either."
"Ok, well I'm out of guesses then. And I don't know why you waited until... wait...."
"Hm?"
"Elsa, why in fact did you wait until Casey and Anna were gone to bring this up?"
"'Cause I wanted to run something by you. Somewhat privately."
"And while I'm a bit drunk?" I asked pointedly.
"That too, yeah."
"Casey knows?"
"She's distracting our baby sis as we speak."
"Of course she is." I took a deep breath. "Elsa, please tell me this isn't something weird."
"Sorry. It's something weird."
"Oh god."
"Look, we'd just like you to consider it, is all."
"Elsa...."
"If you were the... donor, let's say, then genetically Casey and I both get to be roughly equal in the creation process. Sort of."
I rubbed my forehead. "See, this was the very weirdest thing I could imagine, and you went ahead and said it anyway."
Elsa shrugged. "Nah, could be weirder. When we were talking about it, Casey said it would be weirder if I had your baby."
"That's... I mean yeah, that's weirder." I took a moment just to think. "You serious about this?"
She smiled crookedly. "Yeah, Kai," she said softly, pushing back some of her hair behind her ear. "We're very serious. It's not to pressure you or anything. Just... we've talked about options. And we've had a lot of time to think about them. Honestly, asking you to be the donor was the top of the list for a while. Then we joked about skipping the middleman. I think maybe it was Casey who said it first. Just like, 'Haha, what if I boinked your brother though?'"
"And that seems like a good idea now?"
"... yes? I mean, just think about it. That's all."
"You want me to have sex with your wife, Elsa."
"I'm well aware what I'm asking," Elsa said primly. "More aware than you are. Lucky both you and Casey have a little thing for each other going on so--"
"The hell you say?"
"You heard me. Trust me, dear brother, we all know you think Casey's cute."
"Hey now!"
"And she... I mean she says you're like the boy version of me. Which... yeah, you are, basically. I probably shouldn't tell you this, but we've had nights where I pretend--"
"Please don't finish that sentence." I shook my head. "How drunk are you right now?"
"Drunk enough to have this conversation with you."
"Yeah. That's about it, huh."
Casey and Anna paraded back out to us, interrupting any further conversation. The two of them were laughing and chatting as before, initially oblivious to the changed mood outside. They poured everyone new drinks, and Anna then sat next to me, only slowly realizing that I wasn't quite as chipper as when she left.
"Hey, what's up with you?" Anna asked, giving me a nudge with her elbow. "You look... pensive."
"I am," I admitted.
"What about?"
"Something Elsa said."
Casey rolled her eyes at my evasiveness and curt answers. "Well what did she say?"
I made eye contact with Elsa, who just shrugged. Casey next to her seemed to have also picked up on the mood by now, but didn't seem at all confused. She wouldn't be. She knew what was up already.
"You want me to say?" I asked, directing the question to Elsa.
"No, you don't have to," Elsa said. "It's our business." She reached for Casey's hand and squeezed. Casey smiled at her, though with a hint of knowing in her eyes.
"Well out with it," Anna said, taking a drink. "Why am I the only one who doesn't know?"
"Because I needed to talk to our brother first," Elsa said. "I would have told you. Not right now necessarily, but--"
"Oh sure. Leave the baby out," Anna said, affecting annoyance but still cheerful enough that the effect didn't really land. "Business as usual, huh?"
"We don't leave you out of anything," Elsa said calmly. "But it's funny you should mention babies...."
"Why's that?"
"Because Casey and I would like to have one."
"Oh." Anna brightened. "Well that's nice. I mean, for some people. I think they're kind of a lot of work, and noisy, and always pooping, and--"
"Yes, thank you, sister dearest," Elsa said.
"No, but like, that's cool if you two are doing it. What's the plan? Why did you need to tell Kai before...."
Anna trailed off and flicked her eyes suspiciously toward me. Her mind was clearly whirling now. Piecing together the information that I was still mulling over.
"Wait seriously," Anna said in a more dangerous tone. "Why couldn't you tell us both together?"
"I wanted to ask our brother something without anyone else making the conversation more awkward," Elsa said. "Not that it worked all that well."
"What something?" Anna insisted.
"Well...."