All characters are 18 years or older. This is told from an outsider's point of view, seeing the others through his eyes. I hope you enjoy and as always please vote and comment telling me if you enjoyed this or not.
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Warren Harrower: Arch Mage and Former Primarch of the Family
Willow Harrower: Primarch of the Family
Odin Allfather: Sky Deity and White Player
Loki Sutekh: Trickster Deity and Red Player
Nick Shaw: Founder and CEO of Numenor Technology [Iron Rain]
Kat Shaw: CFO of Numenor Technology [Iron Rain]
Jon Masters: Eternal Master of the Order and the Blue Player [Evil Bitch]
Louis: Archaeologist and Black Bishop for Yog Sothoth [Spell, Crook and Handle]
Gabrielle De Courtney: Inquisitor and Head of the Ordo Hereticus [Spell, Crook and Handle]
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Mike's Place: Tavern of the Gods
The English call it a pub. The old west films it was a saloon or watering hole. My dad called it a tavern. But most folks just call them bars. It was on a Tuesday just after noon that the couple walked into my place, Mike's Tavern. My dad opened the place about twenty years ago after he retired from the police force. I took it over when the cancer settled into his lungs after forty years of heavy smoking. My name is Mike but everyone just calls me Junior.
The interior is dark woods, stain glass and lots and lots of framed photos. The pictures are not of famous visitors or celebrities they are of police officers that have retired or died in the line of duty. The photos with the black frames are those that fell protecting the public, there are far too many black frames in this place.
Like I said, it was early on a Tuesday when the couple walked into my place. The lady walked over and smiled at me. She was the kind of pretty that curls your toes and makes your pecker stand out like a bar of American Steel. With a smile, a few words and a wad of cash enough to choke a horse my place became hers for the next twenty four hours. I turned the sign on the door, poured them two pints of Guinness and waited on their pleasure.
I had never laid eyes on gods before. Oh I didn't know then at the beginning mind you but when they staggered out there was no doubt that I had spent time with immortal beings with powers that defied reason and sanity. But I am getting a little ahead so here goes it from the start. I set down their beers and asked if they needed anything else.
"I am hungry, what do you say to splitting a pepperoni and sausage pizza with me old man?" the woman said.
"You know I haven't had pizza in forever," the old man replied. "Sure kiddo considering how fucked things are, why the hell not..."
"I know just the place," I told them and they smiled up at me from the booth.
The man looked like a muscular version of Santa; just add an eye patch and a thousand dollar suit. The woman wore jeans and a tight black t-shirt that read 'Bad Kitty' in glittery silver letters. I called over to Sam's Pizzeria just a couple of blocks over and told him what I needed.
I had just hung up when the gal was standing next to me holding two empty glasses. I smiled and couldn't help but glance down and see the perky nipples pressing against B and Y on her shirt. I refilled the glasses and the gal had the look. Any bartender worth his salt can spot it a mile off. She wanted to say something but needed a little coaxing. I pondered my approach and went with cute but lewd to test the waters.
"You look like you have something to get off your chest, besides your shirt," I said and she actually laughed.
"Cheesy but cute," she replied. "If this was your last day on earth how would you want to spend it?"
"Wow that is pretty heavy." I said and she nodded. "Are we talking dying of some horrible disease or end of the world type situation?"
"Armageddon... Ragnarok..." she said her perfect lips forming a frown.
"Hey cheer up, if it was my last day on earth, shit I'd be hold up in the nicest place I could afford with the hottest gal I could land and drink and fuck until it all came crashing down. A penthouse suite with one hell of a view would be mandatory of course."
"Of course," she said and smiled as I handed her their second round.
I watched her ass as she returned to her booth. Who the hell were they? She was so damn serious about the whole Armageddon thing. I went to the back and turned on the television. I flipped on the news but there were no stories about the end days or any of that other crap. However, they were still covering the guy that appeared and then disappeared from Times Square. I remember that night, well most of it anyway. I was home with Donna or was it Carol... what the hell was her real name? Hookers, they have such memorable street names but I always forget when they tell me what mommy dearest named them.
"Dhonna," I said to myself. "Donna with an H..."
Her street name was Aphrodite, like the goddess and she could suck dick like one, a goddess I mean. She was always so damn eager to hook up with me. I think she liked my cock more than me. Hell she talked to it while she blew me. Maybe she had daddy issues, hell I don't know.
I returned to the front and the pair was locked into some serious discussion. The old man was all stern and shit while she was laughing and gesturing to beat the band. I saw that they were running low so I poured two more and carried them over. I was curious to what they were talking about. I wish I hadn't. I wish to god I hadn't.
"How the hell can you be so chipper woman? Nemesis is almost within range, again. You know what that means for us."
"You worry too much," the lady replied. "We sleep and they take over. It's not a big deal, everything to its season as they say."
"Here's your next round," I said catching only the gist of what they were saying.
"Ask him what he wants to do on his last day. It is so human, come on dad ask him!" The girl taunted the old man.
"If I must, so Mike what would you do on your last day?"
"Well," I said looking from the gorgeous gal to her dad. "I'd live it up proper. Penthouse suit, all the booze I could get and the sexiest gal I could land."
"So drunken debauchery for your last moments," the old man said and I smiled.
"Hell yeah, if you gotta go, might as well go with style!" I said and picked up their empties.
"Abandon pride for the baser things of life," he replied and I smiled even wider.
"My mom had a saying, pride comes before the fall. I guess that's why I like being a bartender. I am just me. There is no one to impress, no high expectations and little or no stress. I prefer the simple life."
"I love this guy," the gal said smiling at me. "He is what makes them so damn adorable. The wise ones don't eat, drink and shit stress. He prefers a low key position."
"What about the 'Touched' daughter," the old man asked. "What about them?"
"Someone has to look out for our interests while we are gone," she said all serious now. "I did what I had to do."
"Tell that to them. Tell that to Jon and Nick and Gabrielle and all the others. Can you look them in the eye and honestly say I'm the one that put you through all of this."
"If you need anything," I said. "I'll be at the bar."
I hate seeing women cry. The tears streamed down her face and I wanted to kiss them away even though we had just met. I could hear her sobs all the way across the distance between us. I pretended to wash mugs while my insides turned to knots. I happened to glance up and see someone standing at the door. They were about to knock when I waved at them. I walked over and opened the door for Simeon the pizza delivery kid.
"Simeon, your timing couldn't be better," I said as I took the two pizzas from him. "Wait, hold on a second, I only ordered one."
"We ordered the other one," a tall twenty something guy said that was standing behind Simeon.
"Sorry we're late," a second man as dark as the other was pale added.
"I know you," I said all smiles. The pale man smiled and began to offer me his hand. "You're Louis... the archaeologist, right?" I said shaking hands with the dusky skinned youth.
"Geez, that was years ago," Louis said taking my hand. "This is Nick Shaw, billionaire and Tony Stark clone."
"Dude, I love your stuff," I said shaking the hand of a billionaire. "I just wish it wasn't so damn expensive!"
"Let me see what I can do," Nick said as they followed me inside.
"Pizza is here," I called out. "As well as some stragglers at the door..."
The pair became a group and I dug out plates and more booze for the newcomers. I had barely put the plates down when Nick slapped his forehead and cursed. He said something about Kat wanting to park the car. I rushed outside and there was a stretch limo attempting to Parallel Park. I was waving and shouting at the driver. They stopped and were blocking half the street. I raced to the driver's side door and it opened. The stunning red head and the violet eyed Asian stepped out. They both offered me their arms and I led them to the tavern.
"I'm Mike and I'll be your host for the evening," I said as an introduction.
"I'm Kat Shaw and this lovely young thing is Shu Fang," Kat said leaning close.
We reached the front door and the ladies let go so I could open the door for them. I was about to step in when a familiar face appeared from down the other end of the street. I was looking at a ghost or at least I thought I was. I knew my mouth was open in shock as he smiled and took my hand.
"Jon... is that really you? You haven't aged a day." I said as we leaned into a man hug.
"Little Michael, you are all grown up," Jon Masters said as he followed me inside.