Author's notes: This story contains drinking, drug use, anal and brother/sister incest, so if those things bother you, please do not read any further. Your feedback is invaluable to me, so please comment or message me with any constructive feedback or just to say how much you liked the story. All characters are over 18.
"Dude, your sister gives the BEST fucking blowjobs!" Tyler said.
I groaned. Tyler knew it annoyed me when he talked about his sex life with my sister so he made sure to bring it up whenever possible.
"I'm serious dude!" He continued "If there was an academy awards for cock sucking, your sister would definitely win the oscar."
"Dude, I really don't want to hear about my sister having sex. Can you stop bringing it up?"
"I'll try, but she's so hot, I don't know if I can talk about anything else."
I groaned again, put down my controller and got up from the couch.
"Where you going?" Tyler asked
"There's no way I can sit here and listen to you while sober. I need a beer... or twelve."
Tyler and I had been best friends since we were in grade school and despite the fact that he liked to push my buttons, I was really glad that he and my sister, Jenny, were together. We all gave each other grief but in reality, I love the two of them more than anyone else on the planet and I was glad they were making each other happy.
"Yo grab me one while you're in there Mikey!" Tyler called out.
"What do I look like? Your fuckin' waitress?" I yelled back but grabbed two bottles of Corona out of the fridge.
Heading back into the living room, I handed Ty his beer and plopped down beside him on the couch, taking a big swig from mine.
"Thanks." He said "Now here's your tip!" He moved the controller away from his lap to reveal his cock poking out from his open fly. I spit out my mouthful of beer in a spray. A bunch of it landed in his lap.
"Dude what the fuck?" He yelled, laughing.
"You're fucked in the head dude." I said, but I was laughing too. "That's what you get for being a pervert flasher!" The great thing about Tyler was that you never knew what he was going to do next. My phone chimed. It was a text from Amanda; AWESOME. I got up again.
"You know a good waitress would help me clean it up!" He said, making a blowjob gesture with his hand.
"Guess you're going to have to do it yourself!" I replied, making a jerking off gesture back at him.
I checked the message.
'Hey Mikey. What are you up to this weekend?' It said
'I'm going to the Electric Winter Fest with Tyler and Jenny. Why?'
'Oh' She wrote back with a sad face emoji 'I was hoping we could hang out this weekend...I really wanted to spend some time with you'
I pumped my fist. Amanda was one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. We met during our last year of college two years ago and I'd had a hardcore crush on her the whole time. About two months ago I'd finally gotten the courage to actually ask her out and we'd gone on a couple of dates. Things seemed to be going well but hadn't progressed very far physically, a fact that I was really hoping to change in the near future.
'I could get you an extra ticket if you want to go. It's an outdoor festival and we're staying all three days, so you'd have to camp out but we have plenty of room in the tent and there will be tons of great music.' I replied.
'REALLY!! OMG!!! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!!'
'Yeah no problem. I can't wait to spend some time with you too!'
"Oh fuck yeah!" I said out loud.
"What's up?" Tyler asked "You just learn gay marriage is legal?"
"HA HA. I just got a text from Mandy. She wants to hang this weekend."
"What?!? Dude you can't bail on Electric Winter!"
"I'm not. I'm gonna buy her a ticket."
"Wow dude. You sure? Tickets for the weekend are like five hundred bucks."
"Yeah I'm sure. Who needs a savings account anyway?"
"OK man. Maybe you'll finally get laid so you can stop jerking off to your sister."
I knocked his controller out of his hand just as he was entering a dangerous zone, and watched with glee as a whole army of Nazis unleashed on him.
"That's fucked up dude." He said.
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Tyler and I hung out at my house playing video games and drinking beer until my sister Jenny got home from her job at the local pub.
"Hey guys. Starting early huh? Must be five o'clock somewhere I guess." She teased, seeing the collection of empties we had on the coffee table in front of us.
Tyler often teased me about having a thing for my sister but he was wrong about that. What he wasn't wrong about was how hot my sister was. Even though I didn't have a thing for her, I had to admit (even if it was only to myself) that she was smokin'. She was often compared to the actress Natasha Lyonne and for good reason. She had the same style of reddish brown hair, a combination of frizzy and curly. Her face looked similar too; Jenny could pull off the sexy smolder and the fun loving, "up for anything look" equally well. Of course her body was one of the biggest similarities, somehow petite and stacked at the same time. She had a pretty nice ass and a shapely figure but with big tits, ones that were JUST short of being too big for her frame. Like I said, I didn't have a thing for her (she's my sister for crying out loud), but as a hormonal young man I'd be lying if I said that I didn't occasionally appreciate the way she looked. This was definitely one of those times as she looked great in her work outfit, an all black outfit with a short skirt and button up shirt, the buttons unbuttoned enough to show some cleavage and visibly straining to contain it.
"Ty's been trying to get me drunk enough to put out. He said this whole thing with you has just been a way to get to me." I joked.
"Not with Jenny looking this good!" He said, reaching up and grabbing her ass.
She playfully slapped his hand away. "Stop it, I look gross." She said. "Let me take a shower and then I'll join you guys for a beer."
"I thought you said it was too early?" I asked.
"Yeah, but I don't want you guys drinking alone, people will start to think you're alcoholics." She replied.
"Hey babe, grab me another before you go?" Tyler called out.
"Sorry, I clocked out of waitressing a half hour ago so get it your fucking self!" She playfully called back, turning to give him both middle fingers as she backed up down the hall.
"I gotcha bro." I said, getting up and heading for the kitchen.
My sister joined us a little while later. Maybe it was the fact that I was six beers deep, but Jenny looked even better freshly showered and dressed in her sweats and t-shirt. She sat between Tyler and me as we sat around, drinking, talking and joking. Tyler had bought this house halfway through college with the money he made working his summer construction jobs, his dad co-signing on the loan for him. At a little less than a thousand square feet, it was pretty small, needed a ton of work and was just at the edge of the town we lived in. All of these factors made it completely undesirable for most other home buyers but perfect for what Ty was looking for: a cheaper alternative to university housing where he could hang with his friends and not worry about parents or landlords. He was able to score a pretty sweet job as a project manager for a construction company right out of college, so he was usually pretty flush with cash.
"You guys want to smoke?" Jenny asked, pulling out a baggie of weed.
"Only if you let Mikey roll it. You roll the shittiest joints."
I considered for a second. "Fuck it. I don't have work until 3 tomorrow. Let's get high."
"Attaboy Mikey." Ty said.
We smoked and drank the rest of the day and well into the night. I don't know what time it was when I passed out but it must have been well after midnight. I woke up to the sound of moans and carefully opened my eyes. Most of the lights were out and I was just barely able to see what was happening.
My sister was on all fours on the couch across from me, her sweatpants down around her ankles exposing her round ass. She had Tyler's cock in her mouth. Tyler's arm was reached across her body, his fingers working in and out of her pussy, making a lewd, wet, sloshing noise. My sister pushed her mouth all the way down Tyler's cock, pressing her lips tight against the base as she deep throated him. Tyler let out a moan, this one louder than before. Jenny pulled her head up, my friend's cock making a pop sound as it left her mouth. I stayed perfectly still.
"Shhhhhh. Don't wake Mikey!" She whispered, glancing in my direction. I closed my eyes to tiny slits, hoping that the darkness would keep her from noticing that I was awake.
"He's passed out babe. A jet engine couldn't wake him up now." Ty whispered back.
Jenny didn't say anything, just went back to sucking Tyler's dick, but he must have taken her warning to heart, as he was much quieter. Though my sister and Tyler had been dating for over a year, and I'd practically lived at his house, I'd never seen them do anything more sexual than kiss and grope each other. I could have moved, or said something to let them know I was awake, but for some reason (probably horniness) I didn't. I stayed still and watched them through mostly closed eyes.
Ty wasn't kidding when he said my sister gave great blowjobs. She worked his dick with her mouth like a skilled master, alternating between long, slow strokes, short fast ones near the head while she jerked the base and deep plunges where she took him into her throat. My cock got so hard watching them it was almost painful. Jenny pulled herself off of his dick with a gasp, putting her finger to his lips and whispered "Stay. Quiet."
I watched as my sister pulled her sweatpants off the rest of the way, then straddled my friend, facing me. I got my first look at my sister's pussy in my adult life. She was clean shaven except for a thin strip of hair just above it and her pussy looked absolutely perfect.
"Turn around so I can suck your tits." Tyler said.
"No way." Jenny replied. "I want to keep an eye on Mikey and make sure he doesn't wake up."
"Don't worry. If he does, he can just join us."
"You're about to talk yourself out of getting laid."
"Shutting up..." Ty said.
