Hi, my name is Roger.
I am a pharmacologist, credited with discovering the lactation suppository.
They're actually two - the starter and the maintainer.
If a woman takes the first one in the evening, the next morning she is already secreting colostrum.
The second suppository turns colostrum into milk - and even allows to relactate if milk expression has been discontinued for no more than a week.
There are lots of women who could become "milkmaids on contingency" thanks to my suppositories: imagine a grandmother who is afraid that her daughter may not consistently feed her grandchild.
She takes the first suppository the night her daughter gives birth, and whenever her daughter can't suckle the child, she takes the second suppository and replaces her.
Ah, you're asking me how long does it take for the second suppository to restart lactation, aren't you?
It depends on one factor: orgasmic response. It usually takes three hours between the intake and the lactation, but this time can be greatly shortened by having an orgasm - no matter how.
Our firm doesn't like its employees to disclose that, but I once had to tell it to mom.
I'm actually married, but my wife Angela has recurrent herpes - if the mammae are affected, the child can't be breastfed during the relapse.
My mom is a real worrywart, so, even though the risk was very low, she took the first suppository the night Angela gave birth to Patricia, and on Saturdays she insisted on suckling her, to keep her mammae ready for intervention.
Alas, the unlikely event occurred. But, since she had ended her suppositories' supply, Patricia had to wait for two hours crying before I could fetch a box for mom.
Mom told me: "The poor child can't wait any more. You once giggled that there was a way to shorten latency time. Could you please tell me what is it?"
"Er ... you have to masturbate, mom."
"Do you mean, I need an orgasm?"
"Yes."
"Gosh! I've always been bad at it. Dad was very good, but passed away last year."
"You're still charming, mom. Perhaps you'll easily find a helper."