Originally, "horny" was used to refer to a man who wasn't getting any sex and therefore frequently had an erection when he shouldn't have had one. Since then, it has come to describe someone who isn't getting enough sex, and wishes he or she were getting a lot more. Although it is actually an oxymoron, people, myself included, sometimes refer to "horny women". Extreme horniness, among men and women, is probably a major cause of lost industrial productivity.
I mentioned this to point out that "horniness" means having a strong, possibly overpowering urge for sex, even though the horny person might not have anything that gets hard during sex. One night, a few years ago, I ran into someone who was really horny, and took desperate measures to alleviate it. I don't know if anybody will believe me or not, but I have been living with this story for a long time and I want to tell it.
Late one night, I was walking home and took a shortcut across a vacant lot. As I walked, I felt a strange sensation of walking on air, and suddenly realized that is exactly what I was doing. My feet had left the ground, and instead of proceeding forward, I was rising straight up, at an increasing speed. I am a reader of science fiction novels, and the term "tractor beam", a staple device in science fiction, came to mind. If there were such a thing, it would be a device that could be aimed at a distant object and draw that object toward itself, without causing any kind of disturbance, such as a suction device would cause. I don't know why I say "If there were such a thing", because there obviously is, and I had been caught by it, and was rapidly being drawn to some unknown destination.
It was a cloudy night and in a few seconds I was above the clouds. I looked up and saw what I thought of as a flying saucer, because it looked round. Quickly, I was drawn through a porthole, and then the device shut off and I was deposited on a small platform. I looked around for bug-eyed monsters but all I saw was Zuzie. At first I did not think of her as being female, but I do now so I will sometimes refer to her using female pronouns.
"Hello, George", she said to me. "I am Zuzie from the planet Zoop and I need your help."
The rapid rise had caused some giddiness and I was naturally confused but Zuzie was quite humanoid and didn't seem at all threatening; she seemed very friendly and docile. "What can I do for you, Zuzie", I asked, "and what am I doing here, and why am I, specifically, here?"
"I'm really horny, George, and I want you to fuck me. I have seen you do that for a lot of human females, and I want you to do that for me. If you don't want to, you don't have to, but I know you have sex with women in ways that they like and I want you to do the same thing for me. It won't hurt you any and you will actually like it. Whether you do it or not, I will transport you back home and you won't be hurt at all."
Zuzie then went on to explain that Zoop, her home planet, sent observors out all around the universe to watch other species, particularly to observe their everyday life. Like humans and most species, Zoopians came in two genders, one called the receptors, who bore the young, and the other, called penetrators, who were the equivalent of human males. "I'm a receptor", she told me. "And I haven't been penetrated in over an Earth year, and that's why I'm horny." I asked Zuzie, for the sake of simplicity, to refer to the receptors and penetrators as men and women, and I will do so now.
Zuzie explained further that the women have four organs, called receptors, that were stimulated by the men during sexual intercourse. Then she removed her coverall to show me. The four receptors were in the shape of an elongated diamond, with the upper and lower organs strongly resembling pussies, even to the soft hair, resembling pubic hair, surrounding them. The two side organs looked very much like breasts and, in Zuzie's case at least, very firm, erect and beautiful breasts, so I will call them that. The upper and lower organs were about three feet apart, and the more I looked at them, the more they resembled pussies, even to the point of having labia and a clit, so that is what I will call them. The lower pussy was between her lower limbs, which I could see served the same function as human legs, about where the pussy of an Earth woman is found. Zuzie's pussies even seemed to be lubricating, and I thought I could smell some very delectable juices but I thought that might have been my imagination.
The men on Zoop have much simpler sex organs. Each man has only two, which are called his penetrators, and one of them looks exactly like a penis and is in the same position. During mating, the men insert their lower penetrators into the women's lower pussies while manipulating the women's breasts. The upper pussies are stimulated by the men licking and probing them with organs the men have in their mouths These organs are called their upper penetrators and are virtually identical with tongues. When done properly, with the lower penetrators sliding in and out of the lower pussy and the upper pussy being licked and probed, and the breasts being manipulated, the women have an experience they call grocking, which is equivalent to an Earth woman cumming. Zuzie hadn't grocked in over a year.
"I have seen you mating with many earth women", Zuzie added. "They have only three receptors, the two side receptors like I have", and here she placed her hands under her beautiful breasts, "and the lower receptor, which is very similar to mine. They don't have an upper receptor like I have but I have seen you put your upper penetrator into their lower receptors and later insert your lower penetrator, and I have seen you stimulate their side receptors, so you are not a stranger to the mating practices on my planet but you don't do them quite the same."
I marveled at how sophisticated their observation devices must be because usually I stimulate the receptors in closed rooms but I wasn't concerned about that just now. "If you have been here for a year, isn't there a way you could stimulate yourself instead of dragging me up here? On Earth is is called masturbating."
"I have observed your women masturbating and I envy them the ease with which they do it. On Zoop, we have complicated devices to do the same thing but our government is very puritanical and does not allow them on our observation spacecraft. If they did, I would have been using mine and would not have dragged you up here. It's really not fair because a penatrator can masturbate as easily as a male on Earth, and the observors who are penetrators probably do it all the time. We women have it tough. It just isn't fair."
I pondered the situation for a while. One tenet I always follow is to never refuse a reasonable sexual request from one of my lady friends, and I was already thinking of Zuzie as a lady friend. True, she had brought me up here in a rather high-handed way, but there isn't that much difference between a tractor beam and a telephone call, especially one from some of my lady friends, and she had no other way to contact me. Eating her pussy, fondling her titties and fucking her pussy were requests about as normal as any I had ever gotten, and more normal than a lot of requests.
"Okay, Zuzie, I'll do it. But there are some other things I want to do in the process that you may not be used to. Besides being fondled during penetration, do your side receptors perform any function?"
