(Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and, as such, does not reflect any actual events. Character resemblance to any persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. All characters portrayed engaging in any sexual acts are over the age of eighteen. If depictions of any form of non- or semi-consensual sex offends or bothers you in any way, perhaps consider that the phrase "Reader Discretion Advised" may apply to you. The author does not condone any of his demented fantasies being played out in reality unless all parties involved are of legal age, sound mind and fully agreeable to the scenario beforehand. Please, remember it's just a story and try to not take it too seriously. Relax and enjoy the ride!)
Chapter One: The Offer
"No, no. I mean it. Really. I'm being perfectly serious, young man. I can stop and start time whenever I want. I have a special watch."
I humored the old man's proud, gap-toothed grin with a cheerful expression that in no way said I was skeptical of his claim. "That's pretty amazing," I enthused. "Must be great fun. Think of all the stuff you could get away with!" 'Poor old bastard,' I thought as I surreptitiously reached for my phone. 'Looks like Greyhaven Estates has lost a patient again.'
"Oh, yes, I've done many crazy things over the years," he nodded vigorously and motioned a conspiratorial prod at me with his elbow, "quite a few of them very illegal. I've made myself rich, drove some fast cars down my own, private highways, got revenge on some enemies, quietly helped some friends, went places I was never meant to be, seen things I was never meant to see. Had my way with quite a few ladies. Ones well above my pay grade, too, I can tell you."
"And they never knew you got a peek under their skirts, either, eh," I waggled my eyebrows at him lewdly as I slowly pecked the nursing home's name into the search bar. "Plenty of women I wouldn't mind seeing more of. Maybe sneak into the locker room at the pool once or twice?" 'I should really keep their number on speed dial. This is the second time this month I've had to call them to retrieve someone that's wandered across the street. I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit.'
"These days, though," he shrugged his boney shoulders as his expression fell. "Well, I don't really use it so much anymore. It's too quiet when you stop time." He shook his head sorrowfully, "Too quiet and too lonely. And..."
I tapped an entry on the page and scrolled down looking for the 'contact us' link to get their phone number. "And? And what? Are there time cops chasing you or something?"
"Time cops?" He burst into brash, cackling laughter, unnerving and loud. "Good lord, son, that's quite an imagination. No, there are no time cops or bug-eyed monsters or whatever else you might be thinking of. When you pause things, it's just you...all alone. No one to stop whatever mischief you want to get up to. Nothing to punish you but your own conscience, if you're careful. At least, not as far as I know."
"Awesome! Well, thanks for sharing your little secret with me. You have fun with that. I hate to have to shoo you out, but, I am at work and there is stuff I need to do. You should probably be getting back home, now, sir." I glanced down at my phone to search the short list for the security office. I didn't think this old man could be dangerous, but I didn't want to take any chances.
"Oh, I will, I will. I'll be leaving in just a moment. But first..." the man's voice trailed off into silence as he looked at me strangely and slid a hand into his pants pocket. I braced myself, thinking he was about to pull out a gun, but he simply winked out of existence.
I blinked numbly at the empty spot where he had been standing, my finger paused, hovering over my phone mid-tap. He had disappeared completely. Like the air had just swallowed him whole. I leaned far over the counter and looked around, thinking maybe he had managed to duck down to the floor or behind a shelf while my attention was diverted with my phone. But, no, he was gone. The store was empty. I called out nervously, "I-is this some sort of prank? Are you a street magician or something, like that David Blang guy? I swear, I better get paid if your video goes viral."
"No, this isn't a prank, sonny."
"Fuckingchrist!" I jerked away from the quiet voice at my elbow and crashed sideways into a display stand, scattering cartons of cigarettes and stacks of porno magazines across the floor. My heart hammered in my chest as I tried to crawl backward away from him into the dead-end corner under the hot dog and nacho bar, "p-please, mister, t-take whatever you want. Hit 'no sale' to open the register, my login number's four-eight-nine-two. There must be a couple hundred bucks in there. Take it...take it all. Don't hurt me, man, I just work here."
He held out one thin, wrinkled hand, "relax, my boy, I'm not going to hurt you and I don't want your money. I promise, I mean you no harm. I'm sorry I scared you like that, but I knew you didn't believe me, so I had to prove it to you before you finished that call to Greyhaven. I'm not a patient there, you know. I don't have dementia or anything."
"How did you do that? What the fuck do you want?" I ignored his offer to help me up and gingerly got my feet under me, half climbing the counter and wishing the alarm button wasn't on the other side of him. "Why are you fucking with me, man? If this is some sort of joke, I don't think it's very funny."
"It's no joke. You see, I want to give you my watch." He smiled at me and pulled a large, antique lump of brass out of his pocket, then carefully set it down on the counter between us. It was about as big around as a baseball but flattened on two sides into a thick disc and its patinaed condition made it look like it had fallen out of a steampunk novel. "I've had fun with it for many, many years, but I think I'm done with it now. Now...," he sighed heavily, then turned his head and gazed wistfully out of the windows, "now, I just want to live out whatever is left of my life, here, with everyone else...in Real Time."
"I'm not buying your goddamned watch, dude," I scoffed at him. "Go scam someone else and leave me alone. I've got a mess to clean up. Forget telling me how you did that, just go away now and I won't call the cops."
"No, no, no. You're not listening. I don't want to sell it to you. I told you, I've made myself rich. I have all the money I could ever want and I don't have any kids or real close friends. So, I'm giving it to you...," he gave the watch a gentle nudge across the counter closer towards me, "...free."
"Bullshit! Why would you do that? No one just gives shit away to strangers for free. Not even some dumb, old, broke-ass pocket watch." I sneered at it suspiciously, "Its probably stolen or radioactive or has some app that'll steal my bank info over wi-fi. Just take it and get the fuck out of here already!"
"I can understand your caution, young man. Really, I can. Especially in this day and age. I know it's a tough thing to believe. I didn't believe it either when the watch was given to me, but I promise you it's true. This watch right here can stop time and leave you free to do whatever you want until you choose to start time moving again. That's how I jumped from over there to over here in the blink of an eye like that. I paused time and walked around the side of the counter. Passed through that little gate over there just like you do every day when you start your shift. Only it took me literally no time at all to cover the distance, thanks to this watch. It is a remarkable device with an amazing power and I am giving it to you. Free of charge, no strings attached."
"Pfft," I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, right. A watch that can stop time and you're giving it away to some random clerk in a convenience store? You've had your fun and now you're done with it, just like that? No strings attached? Fuck off, old man."
His smile never wavered, "look, if you're willing to give me just a tiny drop of faith, just a brief moment of your life to give me the chance to prove it to you. Right here, right now. I'll show you exactly how it works. You give it a try real quick. I promise you will instantly know whether I'm lying or not. You may decide if you want to keep it after you've tried it out. How does that sound? You're not just some random clerk in a convenience store. I saw you at the coffee shop the other day reading
A Brief History of Time