All participants in sexual activity have been on their respective planets for at least eighteen years.
World Travelers
Chapter 3
David Greene
I've done some stupid things in my life. Hiding a video camera in the girls' locker room almost got me expelled. Beating up Tommy Brainard nearly got me arrested. Jumping the Salina gorge on my motorcycle damn near got me killed. But diving into a rushing river to save a woman I'd never met (and wasn't even sure was a woman) had to be at the top of my personal 'dumb ass actions' list.
It wasn't a conscious decision. I doubt my brain was involved. More of an instinctual, spinal cord type of response. Touch a hot pan, pull your hand back. Hear a loud noise, cover your ears. Take a sip of stale beer, spit it out. See a naked alien drowning in a river, jump in after her.
She was underwater by the time I got to her. Probably didn't have but a few seconds left if I hadn't dived down, grabbed her armpits and hoisted her to the surface. That's when she damn near drowned me. When we both resurfaced, she coughed up some water, took a deep breath and then latched her arms around my shoulders and her legs around my waist.
It was the standard response of somebody that doesn't know how to swim... find something that's floating and hang on. Unfortunately, I don't have the buoyancy of an over inflated tractor tire so we both started sinking again. The only way I could break her death grip was to submerge. Once I was no longer keeping her head above water, she let go and I could stroke to the surface to get another breath. Which put us in the same damn situation again... me treading water next to a drowning woman who grabbed me and pulled me under.
We played a couple more rounds of this game until I finally got smart. I grabbed her by the waist and, before she could put me in another arm / leg lock, I twisted her around, so she was facing away from me, threw my right arm across her chest, and grabbed her armpit, pinning her to my side. She struggled like a ten-pound bass being reeled into a net, but I held her tight and managed to keep both our heads mostly above water.
The torrent eventually broke out of the narrow channel we were in and before I could react, threw us over a waterfall into a slow-moving pool. I pulled her to the shallowest area I could find - two or three feet deep - and tentatively let her go. Free of my grasp and no longer in water over her head, she immediately scampered as far away from me as she could, which wasn't very far. Unlike the area where she had been sunbathing (and I had been spying on her), this pool was nothing more than a temporary shelter from what looked to be another storm. The pool was surrounded by sheer walls of at least fifty feet. Absent advanced rock-climbing gear, or wings, the only way out was via the river which continued to flow, albeit at a much more leisurely pace, through the unescapable gorge.
"Is this where you will kill and eat me?"
Lost in thought about how I'd escape from this place, I momentarily forgot about the green skinned woman who looked at me like I was an invading alien from Mars. I wasn't sure what surprised me most, the fact that I understood what she said or that she thought I was a cannibal.
"Of course not," I said. "I just saved your life. Why would I want to hurt you?"
"Why did you save me?"
"I don't know. It just happened."
"I think you saved me so you can eat me later."
"Does that happen often around here?"
"Not in the Jungle," she said. "But the legends warn us of men like you who aren't of the Jungle."
"Probably good advice. How about I promise not to eat you if you help me find someone once we get back to the Jungle."
"Who are you looking for?"
"Nobody important. You'll know her when you see her. She has dark hair and white skin like mine."
"If you get us back to the Jungle, I will do my best to find your friend. What does she call herself?"
"Her name is Melody Sundown, but she likes to be called ma'am or her highness."
We sat in the shallows and talked for another thirty minutes or so. Her name was Corin, and I was the first man she had ever seen. Besides those two tidbits of information, most of what she said was mumbo jumbo about "the Jungle."
"Where do you live?"
"In the Jungle."
"What do you eat?"
"What the Jungle gives me."
"What do you do all day?"
"Whatever the Jungle requires."
Our conversation reminded me of something one of my Baptist friends in grade school told me. "If the Sunday school teacher asks you a question, the answer is always Jesus."
On Panternia, the approved answer to any question was "the Jungle".
I don't know if it was divine intervention or just dumb ass luck, but not ten seconds after I had that flashback, a five-foot-long log rolled down the waterfall, made an impressive splash and floated towards us.
"Time to go," I told Corin.
"Where are we going?"
"I have no idea, but that's our ride," I said pointing to the log.
It took a bit of coaxing to get her away from the safety of the shallows and back into the middle of the river. We really didn't have much choice. From our short conversation, I reckoned none of her friends would be coming to rescue her and, even though we had a good supply of drinking water, we had absolutely nothing to eat. So, she grudgingly put her hands on my shoulders and let me swim her to the log. Since the log was too small and unsteady to ride, we held on to branch stumps and used it as a flotation device, keeping only our head and shoulders out of the water.
I sure hope there aren't any piranhas on Panternia.
It took a while for Corin to get, if not comfortable, at least not petrified of floating down the river with me. Apparently, she was as much out of her element as I, if not more so. To keep her mind off of our little predicament, I again tried to learn more about her culture.
"Have you always lived in the Jungle?" I asked.
"Until today, I didn't know there was anything beyond the Jungle."
"How about your parents or grandparents. Certainly, they knew."
"What are parents?"
"A mother and father. The people that raised you."
"There are no such people in the Jungle."
"Who took care of you when you were young?"
"I am told that the older women help raise the babies. But I don't remember them."
"Okay, tell me again about the men in your Jungle. You say you've never seen one before me but, if that's true, then how did you know I was a man?"
"You have a small stick between your legs. Is that right?"
"Well, yes, I do have a penis, although I wouldn't call it small. But how do you know that makes me a man?"
"The women who take care of the babies, when their paths bring them back to the rest of us, they tell us about babies with sticks between their legs. These babies turn into men."
"Okay, that makes sense, kind of. But where are they? Where are these men?"
"In the Jungle, of course."
"In the same Jungle you live in?"
"There is only one Jungle, but there are many paths. The men follow different paths."
"And the man paths never intersect with the woman paths?" I asked.
"Exactly. You must be a very intelligent man."
I had to travel a hundred light years to find a woman who thought I was smart.
We continued to talk while floating down stream. I wasn't sure I believed half of what Corin told me, but I enjoyed her company, nevertheless. She was a pretty girl, once you got over the green skin, pink hair, and lack of teeth. I had no idea how old she was and, when I asked, she didn't either. Apparently, they didn't have distinct seasons on Panternia, so they didn't bother counting rotations around their star. From the condition of her silky-smooth skin and womanly figure - also taking into account her conversational skills - if she was from Earth, I would have pegged her in the late teens to mid-twenties range. But, for all I knew, she could have been my mom's age ... or my little sister's.