"Erica, are you alright?" I asked.
"I hope that was the money shot," she mumbled. She groaned and smiled up at me.
I laughed and hugged her, but she stayed on the ground.
"Can you move? Does it hurt?" I asked.
"I'm fine, really, but I don't feel like moving," she replied, still smiling. "Can't I just lay here a while?"
I looked at her, and glanced around. The tentacle demon seemed docile and the four succubi were accepting and donning Xurknod's control collars. Things were about to calm down, unless...
The four collared succubi in our hotel room turned to me, running their hands all over their statuesque naked bodies and beginning to dance for my carnal attention.
"No time to lie down," I warned Erica. "We've still got demons!"
"Alright, time to get this party started," the diminutive demon said. He clapped his tiny clawed hands, and some sexy metal music started to play. "Who wants to fuck a succubus and not get hurt in the process? Jeanie, you're up! Congratulations!"
"I think we've had quite enough for now, actually," I shouted over the music. "Give us a break, will you?"
"I need that spirit energy, Jeanie. Tomorrow may be too late!" Xurknod pleaded over the din of his own music, using his hands to emphasize his every word.
Erica lightly stroked my shafts with both hands, a naughty gleam in her eye. It seemed Erica was not nearly as wiped out as she had appeared a moment ago, or I had subconsciously rejuvenated her. Either way, the succubi were far too tempting to pass up.
The succubi happily did all the work, and we just lay there on our backs enjoying their expert ministrations. I forgot everything else, until about ten minutes later, I received a telepathic message from Morgana.
Jeanie! Are you okay?
I'm fine! Erica and I killed Brandeis, squashed him like a bug.
Praise the goddess! We're all outside the hotel, we were about to crash the place. Who is there with you? Anything I should know?
Well, Brandeis summoned a homunculus named Xurknod, who obeys me now if I put my foot down. The warlock also summoned four succubi, including the two succubi that busted down your front door in Florida. All of them have control collars on so not to worry. Xurknod has a Hornunckthulide, which is like a tentacle demon, and it's also in here but it seems to be sated, and Erica laid like forty or fifty of its eggs, and they're all over the place here.
Jeanie, I'm impressed. No sex witch would have gotten out of that situation on top.
Morgana telepathed.
So what do we do about all these demons that have been left over?
Well Jeanie, I've never kept a demon as a retainer, but it sounds like such allies might be very useful, especially Xurknod. The thing is, I need to figure out a way to keep them hidden from the knights for now. I'll ask the knights to stay down here, assuming I can come up with a code-friendly excuse. Actually, see if you can get those demons to hide, just in case the knights do come up.
Okay, I'll see what I can do!
I replied.
"Xurknod, we have company, and the party really is over now. There might be some knights too, so I need you all to hide, quick!"
"A witch with knight friends? What kind of knights, Dreadknights I hope? Deathknights, perhaps? You know the kind with the huge serrated clabbard, and-"
"Neither of those! They're super noble Faroldian Knights. I think they have it out for demons, and would try to kill all of you. Xurknod, I'm telling you I can't stop them and they're coming this way!"
"Not to worry, Mistress, I'll tuck all of your servants in a pocket dimension so that where I go, they'll always be at hand. Just don't forget who to thank."
"Keep reminding me of how you are getting fifty percent, Xurknod, and I might change my mind about the whole deal," I said, but he pretended not to be listening. I didn't really know why I would want tentacle demons and dozens of tentacle eggs "on hand" but chose not to argue further.
Actually, I was rather impressed that the tiny demon seemed to have a lot of power in store. He waved his tiny hands and a glowing purple tear in space appeared beside the Hornunckthulide. It went first, squirming to fit its bulk through the luminous purple dimensional tear. As it disappeared, Xurknod telekinetically lifted the eggs, and they floated single file into the portal after their mother (or father?). The succubi stepped into the tear last, and they each looked so sexy as they blew kisses to us before they made their way through the tear, either stepping through one leg at a time or diving through headfirst. In under a minute, Xurknod was the only demon left. Instead of going through the portal, he closed it and turned himself invisible.
"Jeanie, that's all I can take," Erica moaned blissfully. "Getting head from a succubus is so fucking amazing though!"
"It is," I agreed, trying to do the responsible thing and get dressed. After a brief search, I found my clothes, stuck to the floor and soaked with cum.
"Um, Zerky, can you help me with this?"
"Zerky?!" the invisible demon said with an indignant tone.
"Yes, as I recall you are my servant. I demean you and order you about, you call me mistress, or do we want to just forget the whole thing?"
"Why mistress, I must have missed that in the fine print," Xurknod said sarcastically, reminding me that we only had a tenuous oral contract. He pointed at my clothes, and with a
hoovasta
cleaning cantrip they were clean again.
Erica's clothes were torn to shreds, not to mention soiled with Hornunckthulide fluids, but Xurknod magically mended and cleaned her dress in half a jiffy.
We're here Jeanie. I left the boys downstairs. Let's take a look at the damage.
Morgana magically unlocked the door and stepped in, followed by the rest of the coven. She took a look around the hotel room. The place was a mess, and they demanded to know where Brandeis was. I pointed to the floor and soon Irina, Lucille, and Karina were standing over the body of the squished goldfish. They stared at it for a few solemn moments.
"Is this really him?" Morgana asked.
"There were no goldfish in the room until Brandeis became one," Erica said.
"You turned him into a goldfish," Lucille marveled. "Remind me not to piss you off." We all chuckled at that, but it was a sobering thought.
"It was a full physical polymorph, the most extreme form of fleshcraft. It's truly awesome," Morgana said in a hushed voice, coming to look down at the squished fish with the others.
"It must have been an adrenaline rush," I shrugged sheepishly. "I kind of went berserk when his charm wore off."
"So did I, I stomped on him," Erica blushed.
"I'm glad you did," Morgana said, then she turned back to me. "His charm wore off, you say? How?"
"I heard my cell phone, it was my dad's ring tone - oh shit! I gotta call him."
Morgana decided to attempt to make the room normal again, and make the glass wall back to sheet rock and steel. Irina rushed up to me and hugged me fiercely.
"I'm so sorry for getting mad at you!" she said, tears in her eyes. "I know it was just Brandeis, he was controlling you."
"There's nothing to forgive, baby. I would have been just as mad if you bailed on me. Congratulations on your new knight. I wish I could have been there for the ceremony. Oh!"
Lucille handed me my phone.
"Here, I fixed it for you."
She had used a mending cantrip to erase the damage that had been caused when Rashiva had thrown it against the wall.
"Cool! Thanks, beautiful! I need to make a call." I excused myself from the hubbub in the room, and stepped out onto the hotel balcony, and called my dad back.
"Oh, Jeanie?"
"Hi dad, sorry I missed your call. Are you okay?"
"Haha! I'm fine, could not be better. I was getting worried about you though. Are you still in Bermuda?"
"Yeah, but I'm fine. How's Cheryl?"
"She's here, we just had dinner."
"Where is here?"
"My place."
"Whoa. First you drop her off at her place, now she's at your place. So, are you two dating?"
"I didn't just drop her off. We cooked a meal together. We felt very domestic like, and I learned a lot about her. We respect each other. She's really special, Jeanie, and I keep pinching myself to see if I'm dreaming."
"You sound like you're in another world, Dad. Reminds me of when I was in high school, dreaming of romance."
"Sorry, but you asked."
"I don't mind hearing about it. Actually, I'm happy for you."
"Thank you, pumpkin. Hey, she asked me to tell Karina we say hi."