Warning: This chapter includes a situation wherein initial consent goes into some unexpected territory that may not have been consented to, if it had been expected. It's messy... with tentacles... which are consenting tentacles that are over 18 years old. So, be warned. Plus, there are violent threats made toward the main character, but after enduring his sexy-mood-breaking inner dialogue thus far, I'm sure you won't mind those very much.
What Dreams May Come -- Ch 05
Cerebrotech Intelligent Home Solutions was a privately-owned limited liability corporation that created products that were generations beyond any automated home solutions currently on the market. That Cerebrotech would revolutionize the residential construction market was an absolute certainty. Typical automated home solutions had been on the market for several years: automated security alarms, kitchen appliances, thermostats, doorbell cameras and motion detectors were all old news. They performed simple functions that impressed peons. What Cerebrotech did was to integrate the existing functions with a host of new features, innovative materials, and a user interface that not only responded, but used artificial intelligence that digested comprehensive data gathered about the user as well as usage pattern data to allow the home to become uniquely adapted to the user. The AI software user interface was the crown jewel and critical component of the revolutionary home concept, and the Mantha program underlying the user interface was perfect. I knew this about the program, because it was mine.
Rather than risking failure in the form of anything less than complete market dominance upon introduction of my product, I was testing the Mantha software with numerous live specimens. AI-based user interfaces require a considerable sampling of test variables to determine if the creator has written the code with sufficient adaptability. As I said, however, the Mantha program was perfect. It was mine.
The rigorous testing process was a concession of mine to the Cerebrotech majority shareholders, though as the last test subject entered the habitat for the 2 week trial, I questioned that decision. It was yet another young female. The majority shareholders, a libidinous group of male venture capitalists, had chosen the test subjects with the intelligence of a reality show casting director: anything blonde with breasts and an appalling lack of intelligence or personality would pass muster. Undoubtedly, they chose test subjects reflective of their own wives and mistresses. I nearly shut down the trial, but reminded myself that one does not achieve perfection without being meticulous. I am nothing, if not meticulous.
The final test subject, Rose Andersen, an Anthropology student at the local university walked into the habitat silently. Already, she annoyed me by circumventing the predetermined process. The Mantha introduction and setup guide was activated by the sound of the test subjects walking into the habitat and making their inevitable pidgeon-like coos of admiration at the sleek, modern, pure white interiors that were devoid of the annoying personal effects that cluttered so many homes. Personal clutter blocked cameras, ruined sound quality, and was frankly disturbing. Why humans felt the need to establish dominance over every place they spent more than five minutes in by marking it with their personal identity in the form of ridiculous trinkets was beyond me. Dominance is established by perfection. I made a note to include motion-activated subroutines to the Mantha introduction to prevent uncharacteristically silent subjects from deviating from the predetermined process. Rose Andersen, while annoying, had shown me a rare deficiency in my meticulous planning. I continued watching.
She silently prowled the habitat, touching nothing but the floor, passing like a ghost from room to room. Finally, she returned to the entryway, looking at the ceiling camera domes. Then, she waved at the nearest one. She was mocking me. Annoyed, I manually activated the introduction.
"Welcome, Rose. I am Mantha, your user interβ"
"Mantha, call IT support," she said, rudely interrupting my brilliant user interface.
I sat forward, checking the system to see if the IT Support Call feature was enabled in test mode before the greeting had been completed. It had. Another oversight. Mantha IT Support had not been fully set up, due to a lack of intelligent personnel that would refrain from masturbating during work hours. The call connected, "Welcome to Mantha IT Support. If you would like to change your password, please say or pressβ"
Subject Rose Andersen scrunched up her face in annoyance and made a sound of disgust. "Really? A 'revolutionary automated home solution that is generations beyond' and you have IT support on a fucking IVR? Press star pound, Mantha!" yelled the 19 year old undergraduate, mediocre, state-school, soft subject major, no doubt attending college only to find a husband capable of supporting her. My hands shook as I made a note to eliminate the outdated IVR from the Mantha IT support decisioning and wondered what the effect of selecting "star, pound" would have upon the IVR menu. Then, I remembered. It was a commonly-used shortcut to the live IT Support line.
Apparently unconcerned with the progress of her IT Support call, Subject Rose Andersen was walking around, pushing buttons at random opening and closing things. Was it impossible for her to stand still and focus upon one thing? I had just begun wondering what IT contact information had been programmed into the Mantha test mode, when I felt my phone vibrate. The caller ID display on my phone read "MANTHA IT Support Service Call." My entire body shaking in frustration, I answered, "Mantha IT Support, how may I help you?"
"Hi, this is Rose! What's your name?" she asked, as if that was somehow relevant.
I was uncertain of what to say. I had not developed call scripting for Manta IT support. I made another note, then returned to the call. "My name is not relevant. What do you require?" I asked.
The unemployed student with over $30,000 in student loan debt snorted. "You guys are sorely lacking in soft skills," she opined, as eloquently as her public education would allow. "I need a screwdriver, a crowbar and a blow torch," she said.
"I... why do you need a screwdriver, a crowbar and a blow torch?" I intoned reasonably, pinching the bridge of my nose to fend off an impending migraine.
"Man, you IT support guys always want to know why, don't you? Just the thought of someone having a screwdriver, a crowbar or a blow torch in your careful little world really seems to put you on edge. No reason for them, really. It's just fun asking IT support guys for random stuff and seeing what happens. So, will you tell me your name, now?" she asked.
"No," I said, my palms inexplicably itching. "Use the Mantha user interface for further inquiries. Goodbye." I disconnected the call before my mind was further contaminated by the conversation, and quickly looked at the monitors to see her reaction.