"You still have some Hollandaise sauce and hashbrowns on your tits, babe," I told Sonja, who blushed as she shoved them into my face.
I ate the sauce and hashbrowns eagerly off Sonja's breasts, pleased that my new slut fiancee was that kinky as to offer them to me that way. She even giggled a bit as she did so, showing that she was still capable of cute, playful, girlish behavior even as a grown woman. I was eager to see if this was true of Pilar, Mireya's cougar boss at the pizzeria, too, among other questions that I had about her. My thoughts were interrupted when Sasi's fiance arrived and met up with all of us in his vehicle, a Jeep that parked next to my van.
Almost instantly, Brad, Sasi's fiance, was fixated on the sight of Pilar from the outside of the shop, so it was time to zap him and go inside before he made us all look like creeps or weirdos or whatever. Sasi playfully slapped him, while Chrissy smacked his butt, both of them helping nudge him inside. Not two seconds later, Pilar opened the door to let Mireya inside, staring at the rest of us, as we weren't fully clothed by any means.
"Sorry, I had a bit of a ... reunion with an old flame, Pilar. Meet Dan Shaw, my ex-boyfriend. And I have something to tell you, querida. I quit. There. I'm moving in with Dan and working for him from now on, among other things. Yes, Ernie's joining me ... and you're free to do so, too. Though if you want to keep working here, that's not mutually exclusive in your case, just in mine. We're all planning to live together, you see. You can still hump whoever you like, of course. You see ... well, Dan, do you want to do the honors?" Mireya encouraged me to bring out my ray gun, which I did.
Before Pilar could fully take in all of this information overload, I zapped her and her staff. This caused the Sunday morning skeleton crew at the pizzeria, which hadn't opened yet, to all strip to their birthday suits. There were two guys and Pilar, that was all, and one of the two men immediately grabbed Sasi to start making out with her. The second guy, whose nametag read Alfonso, seized Chrissy and began to French kiss her while Pilar took Jonny in hand. Ernie and I bent Mireya over and got to work spit-roasting her, my cock sliding in and out of her twat as Ernie rammed his dick down her throat.
All around us, inside the pizzeria which Pilar had the good sense to lock up again for the moment, an orgy ensued that quickly became a force of nature. Sonja got busy satisfying the Lysanders to the best ability, Jenny took on Father Gavin, Sisters Agnes and Charlotte had their way with the grandson, and the granny got it on with Sasi's fiance. I was very grateful for the much shorter male refractory period after I came inside a very orgasmic Mireya (evidently, sex in a public venue was a real turn-on for her) and slipped inside Sasi to get sloppy seconds from the first pizzeria guy.
Ernie took the granny and started humping her with a fury, pleased that she kept getting younger in both appearance and stamina. Her grandson now replaced Alfonso inside Chrissy, not giving a shit that the pizza worker had left a big, healthy load in her cunt. The other male staffer, whose nametag said Rod, might have had really bad acne, but it didn't stop Jenny from taking him on, riding his cock in the closest available chair. I stopped worrying too much about it as I ravaged Sasi for the sheer joy of it, pounding her sweet Thai snatch with the ardor that she deserved. I knew that watching this action made her fiance more aroused than ever, causing him to cum inside the granny's twat, which started to tighten up more than it had in years as she creamed herself at last. Her visible rejuvenation didn't hurt, either, as it was quite thrilling proof of the ray gun's power.
I really pushed deeper in and out of Sasi, much to the satisfaction of both of us, when they arrived: the owners of the ray gun, benefactors of mankind. Right in the middle of our clusterfuck, three obvious extraterrestrials, all dressed in ways that exposed their entire bottoms, appeared among us. They carried ray guns just like the one that I did and the smiles on their faces left no doubt that I had done exactly as they hoped. Whatever their plan, I was very much a part and played my role perfectly from their perspective.
"Earth man Daniel Shaw, am I right?" one of the trio asked me now.
"That is correct, sir. Or ma'am. Whichever you are. No insult intended, of course. Thank you for the laser gun. It's been ... fascinating to witness its effects, I assure you. Will there be a charge, a price for it? A cost? You left it on my front porch and didn't exactly send me a bill yesterday. Thanks to you, I've met some great people, reunited with my ex-girlfriend, and even gotten engaged to this cutie here ... and right now I'm fucking another man's wife in full view of him and others," I answered, quite happy with things, at least for now.
"Excellent. However, we are far from done with our purpose. This was just the first device, which is intended to heighten libido, reduce the male refractory period and other debilitating factors, eliminate sexual inhibitions entirely, regenerate cells, rejuvenate flesh, inoculate humans against all sexually transmitted and certain other infections, remove congenital health issues, intensify and raise the frequency of orgasms, and greatly increase fertility, for those worthy of it. It also naturally brings a person's own fetishes to their conscious from their unconscious or subconscious mind. It was by no means the only such device that we possess, though they must not be mass produced or distributed on an industrial scale for reasons that we intend to make very clear to you soon.
"This, human, is the second device that each of you needs for the continuation of the plan, which is why I have chosen now to brief you. We have noticed that you're increasingly shedding these costumes of yours, these clothes, which can be dangerous at times if you are not protected from the environmental hazards that prompted clothing in the first place. The first device is called the VTA-69. The initials are a translation and the words would mean nothing to you, being in our language. I can only speak to you now and be understood because we have taught ourselves all Earth languages and dialects. We are fluent in every single of them, even the obscure ones, I assure you.
"The second device, however, is the VTU-69. Yes, the number sixty-nine has a special meaning to us and is automatically assigned to each of these devices, friend. This device increases your immunity to a wider variety of infections, protects you more from the ill effects of your environment, which is frankly less hospitable than it used to be, thus allowing you to wear as little or as much clothing as you prefer, and makes healing from cuts, abrasions, bruises, scrapes, etc. much easier and faster. Here, try it," the spokesperson gestured me for me to extend my forearm as I came inside Sasi's slick twat amid her moans.