This story contains some absurd levels of growth. If mini-giantesses with huge boobs are not a thing you enjoy, this story is not for you. It also has a reality bending component, if you like simple, straightforward transformations, this is a far cry.
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It had been billed as a mystical place as part of the Magical Ireland Tour, but as Myra and Leela looked at the ruined well, it looked more like an overgrown pile of stones than anything else. The two women were dressed for a strenuous walk in the Irish summer with sneakers, capris, and t-shirts.
"I can't fucking believe this," Myra swore, throwing the guidebook on the ground and then stomping on it. She puffed at a red curl which had escaped her ponytail and then continued her tirade, her pale face starting to turn red under her freckles. "I can't fucking believe I spent my entire vacation hiking around Ireland with bloody nothing to show for it."
"I mean, that we got a vacation at all is probably reward enough," Leela said, putting up her hands like she was trying to calm a raging bull. "We've been busting our humps for months just for a couple days off. I, for one, think they have been wonderful. Really any day away from the desk is a wonderful one."
"Speak for yourself, no-chest," Myra spat and then cupped her large boobs. "I've been lugging these bloody jiggle machines around the whole time."
Leela bit her bottom lip to keep from snapping back. While light-hearted bickering was a normal thing for them, Myra was going a bit further than usual. Thinking for a moment, she ran her finger along her long dark hair and tucked it behind her ear before putting that hand on her hip.
"Look, calm your cow tits and listen to me. You've made your vacation miserable not the tour. There's no reason you couldn't have enjoyed yourself."
"No reason? I had expectations!" Myra said, stomping her foot on the book once more.
"Expectations based on your Gran's stories! We could have looked at castles or gone beer tasting, but you insisted we hike around and look at faerie circles and old trees."
Myra's expression went from aggravated to pensive as her brows dropped and she scrunched up her face. "I just wanted to feel reconnected to my homeland, you know?"
"Oh, trust me, I get it. My visit to India for Amar's wedding was not exactly what I had expected either, but I found a way to enjoy myself anyway."
"Not everyone enjoys talking with twenty guys a night."
Leela's smile went flat. "Look, enough with the insults. I get it. You're upset, but I will leave your ass here if you don't stop attacking me."
"I'm sorry-I mean it!" Myra added catching Leela's eyes narrowing. "The last few months have been tough and I was hoping for something magical to take my mind off it."
"You mean with the project?"
"No, just been trying to finally move into my own flat and I'm just not making enough. When I graduated, I never expected to still be living at home at 30 while having a full time job."
"Yeah..." Leela awkwardly put her hand on her shorter friend's shoulder. "I know what you mean. I'm lucky that my parents were able to help me with school, but it's a tight squeeze each month."
Myra stomped over to the pile of stones and pushed one into the opening. A splash came back a moment later. "Well, I guess there's no harm in making a wish."
"Might as well since we came out here."
They each pulled out a pound and clutched it for a moment. Leela thought of all the times she wished she had done what she wanted instead of trying to appease her parents as the oldest. She wished that she could go back and devote more time to school. Fixing the desire to have another go at her twenties in her mind, she dropped the coin into the dark pit.
"What'd you wish for?" Leela asked as they turned to walk back.
"That I could go back and do something different, you know? Make new decisions based on knowing how things turned out."
"Hah! Me, too."
"I mean, had I known I was going to end with bloody tits the size of my head, I probably would have spent more time modeling..or, you know..."
The ground began to rumble and they turned to see a bright light blast out of the well. Before their eyes, the moss recoiled from the light and the stones formed back into an identifiable shape. The light arched up out of the well and hit them. They were both lifted a few inches off the ground. Leela's body tingled to her fingertips. Then the light was gone and they tumbled to the grassy knoll.
"What the bloody hell?" Myra yelled as she rubbed her head.
"Maybe it was our wish?" Leela said before pulling out her ID. Everything looked the same until she realized her birth year had moved up by more than ten years. She was nineteen again! "Holy hell, we really did get younger."
"That explains this," Myra said pointing to her considerably smaller bust. "I had a growth spurt freshman year."
"But if we're uni students again, why are we still on vacation from wor-oh!" Leela put her hand to her head as a shocking sensation hit her. The memories of her life began to shift and change. She was now the youngest of three, the little bean pole her brothers used to tease for being a stick. This was one of many site visits to figure out what university to attend. Being a local, Myra was her assigned buddy.
Then everything was back and they were coworkers who had started work for Barclay's at the same time. "Whoa..."
"The bloody hell did that wish do?"
"Exactly what we asked. To make us university students again."
"What does that even mean?"