Synopsis: James Morton is an 18-year-old senior who is a slacker with no goals for the future. His life is going nowhere until one night he is transported to Alargon, a world in turmoil and in the grips of an evil demon queen. James quickly discovers that this world is overpopulated with females of every species and has only a few males. Males are considered to be valuable treasures due to the ability of their semen to enhance any female's health and strength and can even boost their powers if they have any. This leads to many awkward encounters with women of various species who want James all to themselves.
Also, he finds himself thrust into a war that he wants no part of as all he wants to do is go back home. However, he reluctantly joins elven Princess Neia Venkas' army of elven female knights to put a stop to the demon queen Raziel once and for all.
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"James? Hello, James?"
I snapped out of my daydream and looked over at Mr. Davers. He was looking at me with a frown.
Damn, I had done it again. I had completely zoned out in class. I heard some giggles from the girls in my class at my dazed expression. I grinned at them as that was expected of the class slacker.
"James, can you answer my question?" Mr. Davers said.
"Yeah, for sure, Mr. Davers," I said with a grin. "The circumference of the square..."
The entire class began to laugh and I saw Mr. Davers give me a disappointed look. This was my History class and I was acting like a complete fool for laughs.
"I guess we are all here for your amusement, James," Mr. Davers said as he shook his head. "Carol, please explain the significance behind World War 1?"
Carol answered the question as some people still snickered at my response. I looked over at my friend Joseph who was doodling in his notebook. He turned and looked at me with a grin.
"'The circumference of the square,'" Joseph said with a loud laugh. Several of the other students around us also laughed.
Mr. Davers looked at us with a serious expression on his face. I could tell that he was getting upset now. "Joseph, is there something you would like to share with the rest of the class?"
"Nah, Mr. Davers. Everything is copacetic," Joseph said with a silly grin on his face. He had smoked some weed during lunch and was high as fuck. I had also taken a few tokes and was feeling it.
The class laughed again. Mr. Davers was going to respond when the final bell rang. Everyone got up and rushed out of the classroom as it was the last class of the day. I grabbed my bookbag and was heading out with Joseph when Mr. Davers called my name.
"James, please stay back for a moment. I want to talk to you," Mr. Davers said.
Joseph hurried out of the class before Mr. Davers told him to remain as well. I stood to the side as my classmates walked out. Once the class was empty except for Mr, Davers and me, he faced me with that same serious look.
"James, why do you goof off in class?" Mr. Davers asked me.
I shuffled my feet as I did not know what to say. Mr. Davers seemed to be waiting for a response. I always had some sort of one-liner to drop in class but nothing seemed to come out of my mouth now.
"I just don't get it. You're very smart. You pass all of the exams and quizzes and do very well on the essays but you goof off all the time! Why is that? Do you think it makes you look cool?" Mr. Davers said.
"No, not really," I said as I continued to shuffle my feet. "I'm just...you know..." I had no idea what to say.
"You can't continue on this path, James. You will be graduating high school in a few months and the real world is not going to be kind to goofballs. It is time to take yourself and life seriously."
"Yeah, for sure, Mr. Davers. I'll do better," I said. I was anxious to leave. There was a video game that was calling my name at home. I didn't want to waste another second being lectured by Mr. Davers.