It was Finn Griffin's first day on the
Vagabond
after their last wizard had retired
,
and he was already regretting joining it in the first place. Beyond the below-average pay, there wasn't much to worry about at first, he'd thought. A nice, medium-sized spaceship with several individual rooms; a small crew who'd known each other for years; a
simple
,
safe
job to lay back and focus.
It only took one hour for one of those expectations to be broken.
They'd been in orbit near Janus after a cheap bounty someone had claimed, the details of which Finn hadn't bothered to learn. It was a small and barren planet with a few human settlements, and he would've forgotten about it by the next day if he hadn't suddenly felt an echoing pull of magic reach his mind. It struck his head like a rock rippling across a lake, leaving in the aftershock nothing but an electric taste.
He'd been in his room, studying runes and spell books piled atop his new desk, though they were quickly forgotten in favor of the signal. That's what it had to be - a signal. There were no magic currents in Janus, or nebula, or any other close phenomena. Someone was trying to send him a message, and exactly one minute after the first one hit, he felt it again. Stronger, making him dizzy as it spun inside his head.
Not two minutes later - and other two signals later - he'd barged into the engineering room to find the ship's mechanic, Hank Wood.
"Um, Hank?" Finn swallowed as he peered into the room, hands clammy with sweat. "I have something to--
Oh!
" He yelped.
The engineering room was hot, being so close to the engine and bearing so many different machines, but Finn didn't expect to find Hank fixing a small thruster in the middle of the room in nothing but his boxers.
"Come on in, buddy!" The mechanic grinned. The two of them couldn't have been more different - Hank was tall and bulky, with tanned olive skin and muscles everywhere save for his chest, where they were hidden by a light layer of fat, itself accentuated by a trail of body hair that started at his pecs and didn't end. The hair on his head, however, was white, short, and wild, probably as hard to comb through as a dragon was to wrangle.
Finn, on the other hand, only reached the man's chest in height, and while not all that scrawny, had to ask for help to open something as trivial as a jar of animal eyeballs.
At the sight of Hank's state of undress, Finn immediately felt himself go red as shame boiled his face, "I-- um... I'm sorry, I..." As sweat made his glasses slide down his nose, he pushed them back up.
"Nah, we're all men here, don't be like that!" Hank chuckled, standing to wipe sweat off his forehead. Strangely enough, he didn't bother doing the same with the grease and sweat coating the rest of his glistening body.
Finn gulped and withdrew even more into the doorway. Inside his pants, his underwear was getting tighter by the second, and he prayed to seven different gods that it didn't show. At the very least, his wizard cloak went down to his trousers, so it would likely stay hidden.
"I, uh, a-alright." He stammered, walking into the room and picking one point away from the man to focus his gaze on. "I picked up a magic signal in my room. I-Is there anything out of order down here? Any, uh, bad runes?"
Hank scratched his head as he looked around the room with a furrowed brow, "I don't
think
so, but I've been wrong before. How long have you been feeling it?" As Hank turned to Finn, so did the meaty bulge in his dark boxers.
Finn closed his eyes and looked down just in time for another wave of dizzying magic to hit his head. At the very least, it was weaker this time."Um, about once every minute." He sighed, holding the sides of his head as if it'd help.
"Must be coming from down there then, Janus."
"Well, but... there's no magic source in Janus."
"There is now," Hank grinned, fists at his waist, "Wanna head down there and check it out?"
"No!" Finn blurted, "I mean, isn't that super dangerous?"
Hank crossed his muscular arms, "Well, you can stay here
or
go down there and be the very first person to see this new mysterious thing that
could
just put you on the galactic map."
"I... um,"
"Man, I can't believe you actually came." Hank snorted as the four of them stepped out the light shuttle that had brought them down onto the planet. Along with Finn and Hank, the ship's pilot as well as its fighter had also come down, leaving the ship on autopilot up above.
The sight of both still startled him a bit, for similar reasons.
Thomas Augustus II was many things, but the first thing people tended to notice was that he was a full-time werewolf. In a suit. And tiny glasses. Finn hadn't yet found the strength to ask about it, having been lucky enough that his initial fright wasn't noticed when he'd first met the man, but despite the werewolf's polite tone it was still hard not to think about what the
other
werewolves usually got up to, rather than sipping tea and piloting spaceships.
Mason, on the other hand, was human, but a very big one at that, bigger than either of his other old shipmates and chiseled like a god. Finn didn't know anything about him other than the fact he was ex-military, judging by some old uniform trousers he'd spotted on the laundry basket and his ginger near-buzzcut. He also wasn't fond of conversations, and his bulging muscles were intimidating enough for Finn to dismiss any potential attempts at finding out more.
The four of them descended onto the barren red desert without much clue of how to proceed, save for the only piece of information Finn had deduced thus far - the closer they got to the signal, the stronger its effect on his body was.
"This
has
to be tied to our bounty!" Mr. Augustus chirped in his deep yet somewhat still posh voice as he examined a holomap projected by the pocket watch in his hand. "Oh, my heart pounds with excitement!"
"Y'know, the two of you didn't
really
need to come." Hank grumbled as they followed the man. At the very least, the mechanic was now wearing a tank top and cheap jeans rather than close to nothing. "Coulda been just me and Finn and we would've been fine."
"Nonsense!" Mr. Augustus shook his head, "This is a team mission! Tell me, Mr. Griffin, how is your head?"
"Um, dizzy. Getting worse." Finn replied, trying not to glance at the looming Mason casting a shadow beside him. "And you can call me Finn."
"I don't see anything but desert and mountains." Mason grunted, gaze fixed at the distant, rugged red ridge.
"You didn't need to come either, Boots." Hank sighed.