Urban Oddballs: Gloomy Bitches
Edited by Thegreat_pretender
It was raining. Puvi looked out the window, arms folded to support her weight as she rested her head against the pane, watching the water run down the glass surface. She placed one ankle behind the other, her skull beaded anklets jangling as she did so. She then yelped as a purple hand came to slap her across the ass.
"Hey there, butter buns, how's it happening?" Whisk'ka giggled, approaching her teammate with eager enthusiasm.
"Yeah, hey Whisk'ka, did you get that metal manipulating girl or whatever her name was?"
"Oh yeah, yeah, boss booty I got her, she's right here!" Whisk'ka laughed, pulling out the little onahole that was Maria.
"Oh, so you did the whole bimbofication thing again, huh? Are you going to sell her or what?" Puvi said, giving a lazy eye to the lewd object.
"Yeah, yeah I'm gonna sell her, so what's up with the milk udders, you're like bigger than me now, like way bigger..." Whisk'ka's voice trailed off as her golden eyes took in the expanse of Puvi's dark chocolate breasts. She winced with a hiss as milk shot into her eye.
"Ahh, what was that?"
"That's for staring, and if you must know I got in to it with some rival Outter bitches the other day with Kassie. I ate one of them while the other managed to get away. I looked them up and apparently, they're part of a new group called 'Trustee.'
"Oh, who else is on the team?" Whisk'ka asked, her interest peaked as she rubbed the milk out of her eye, stopping briefly to lick her wrist.
"Well, their leader is a Miblin which is odd, though this could be a joke, like how a mascot is the 'face' of a sports team. Uh, there's this pale woman with a blue fade," Puvi mentioned as she gave her a quizzical look. Whisk'ka looked back at her with curiosity.
"I ran into her the other day!" She snapped her claws with enthusiasm.
"Oh yeah?" Puvi said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Yeah, yeah, she was really bloated, like with an outie and everything. I bet a pin could pop her if you tried hard enough. Oh, and she kept summoning these scary burning skeleton things," Whisk'ka said, both mocking how Shawky looked and giving heed in way of what she was capable of.
"Well, she's probably a necromancer and the team's actual leader, though you'll flip when you hear who else is on the team," Puvi stated, scrolling through her phone and showing it to Whisk'ka.
"I knew that fucking bitch was on the team!" Whisk'ka roared, swiping at Puvi's phone.
"Hey now, control yourself! You told me that she's a team breaker, so maybe she's gonna break this team as well. In time, at least," Puvi shrugged. Whisk'ka's pupils dilated into slits.
"Who cares what she does, I want that mouse bitch dead for taking my eye!" Whisk'ka said, pointing to her left eye, though it appeared natural it was indeed an implant.
"We'll get your revenge, no worries, but it seems they're down a member now due to my little encounter," Puvi giggled, patting her new breasts.
"We could challenge them to a 'Grabbers game'!" Whisk'ka grinned.
"Well that seems feasible, two Outter parties fighting for one target. However, in the spirit of competition, let's wait until they refill that rude bitch's spot. It will be pointless to beat them when they're weakened," Puvi suggested with a grin.
"Ah fuck, you're right, I'll wait, but that mouse bitch is mine when the time comes!" Whisk'ka growled.
"I'll make sure that is the case for you, now if you'll excuse me, I must be going!" Puvi said, grabbing her raincoat from the rack.
"Where ya' going?" Whisk'ka asked as she took a seat on the coffee table.
"Shoo, get off of there, I'm going on a date with my husband. Jeggli should be by in a bit to baby sit the headquarters with you," Puvi said with a foot out the door.
"Yeah, if her top doesn't bust again. Seriously, even with your upgrade she's still top titty," Whisk'ka purred, now sitting on the couch.
"Right, okay, later Wizzy!" Puvi said, closing the door to the spacious apartment.
***
"Whew, its really storming outside, hey Aunt Whizzy!" said a young voice as she came through the door, throwing her raincoat on the rack and kicking off her shoes to reveal alabaster painted toes.
'By the gods above her raincoat wasn't even buttoned up all the way,'
Whisk'ka thought as she waved at the young girl, looking straight at her incredible bosom that was kissed with wetness due to its resistance against the raincoat's shielding.
"So, J, did I get roped into babysitting you while your mom and dad are out fucking or whatever, or are you actually helping 'watch' the headquarters," Whisk'ka said with air quotes, looking at the young girl with unamused eyes as she followed her labored steps.
"Well, um, shoot Auntie I'm not sure, but that's probably the case. Aw man, my jeans are all soggy!" Jeggli cried as she noticed that she had left a trail of water from the door to where she now stood.
"No worries, just take them off and hang them up in the bathroom, we're all family here," Whisk'ka yawned, scratching her belly.
"B-but you'll see my undies!" Jeggli cried, embarrassed.
"Well, I've had to change you, so I've seen worse," Whisk'ka shrugged.
Jeggli frowned and changed out of her jeans with reluctance, though this was done with some difficulty due to her enormous bosom colliding against her knee as she stepped out of her pants. A visible wince was etched into her face as the task hit its mid-point. Though the expression was repeated when her second knee collided with her pendulous breast again. Then, with a heavy sigh she stood erect, stretching out her labored back as she walked to the bathroom, her caramel feet slapping against the wood of the floor as she made her way there.
"Oh, don't scurry away, let me see your cute undies!" Whisk'ka giggled. Jeggli stopped in her stride and turned around with a shy expression on her face. "Oh, they're bear undies, aren't those for little girls, Jeggli?"
"Oh, Auntie, don't laugh at me, I like these. They're cute!" Jeggli cried.
"Fufu, yes, yes they are. Now go on, hang your pants up," Whisk'ka laughed, shooing her niece off.
The busty woman went on her way, her huge breasts bobbing to and fro in her loose t-shirt as she made her way to the headquarters bathroom. The lights were off, though not thinking much about it she flicked them on. She then found herself bound and gagged by a body of tendrils.
"Don't scream. If you do, I'll pop these fat ass funbags like the overstuffed water balloons they are," said Quiz, her body now mostly snakes as she wrapped around Jeggli's overdeveloped body.
Jeggli shuddered in fear and a tinge of sexual excitement as she felt the abrasive appendages wrap around her soft body, hugging every curve as she was entrapped by Quiz's embrace. Being young and sheltered, she had never had anything quite like this before. Though the sudden attack frightened her, she was moved by her attacker's roughness. However, the pregnancy of the moment was cut short as she heard a whisper followed by the smacking of lips and the contorting of inner muscles.
Quiz had become a frog and had swallowed Jeggli in one labored gulp. Belly now heavy with the woman's copious body, she leaped out of the window and into the alley below with a light thud. Though she was fattened by her prisoner's weight, Quiz made instinctual leaps to avoid being detected by passersby. A large fat frog such as she was easy pickings for any well-bodied citizen to snatch up and prepare for an evening meal. Though Quiz's quiet movement was masked further by the rain.
***
Across town two metal chairs did their best to accommodate the width of Puvi's massive posterior. Her once pear now hourglass form was draped in an elegant wrapping of sequined silk as she sat across the table from her husband.
"So, do you think our little J will be a good Outter, baby?" Taka asked his wife Puvi as the waitress sat plates of spaghetti before the two with aid of a small ladder to reach the table due to her small height.
"Wine for you two?" The Miblin waitress asked, looking at their empty glasses.
"Yes, please, anything will do, just be quick about!" Puvi scoffed fanning the tiny woman away.
The waitress nodded and waddled back to the kitchen.
"I was going to talk to you about that. Taka, listen, our child is basically a cow. She has no talent for fighting. I mean, having a 3 in adeptness and a 2 in strength doesn't get you anywhere," Puvi stated as she swirled her fork in her spaghetti.
"Well, can't she improve, babe?" Taka suggested, looking at his wife with concern.
"Well, if she had a stat of 5 in anything then she could study a class and become an Outter, but as much as it pains me to say it, our child is dumb. Which is why I've been getting the papers together to sell her to a milk farm out in the country," Puvi said with a sigh.
"What? Babe, c'mon now! "Taka pleaded with his wife.
The Miblin waitress returned, presenting the bottle to Taka for approval. When he did so, she proceeded to pour up the glasses.
"Look, I know the construction agency has been doing great and my career as an Outter pays the bills among other benefits, but she isn't going to really do anything if she stays here in the city," Puvi explained before gesturing for the waitress to stop.
"But babe, the cow life isn't very rewarding, she'll just be sitting around eating all day for the most part. I mean, is that the life you really want our child to live?" Taka explained, taking a sip of his wine.
"Well, that's the life that we're going to have to settle with for her, honey, no way around it. Now, let's discuss the CDG order I sent in for the other day," Puvi said, fanning away the issue.
"Yes dear, what about it?" Taka asked with a tinge of sorrow as he ate his meal.
"Well, she'll be ready tomorrow, so we'll finally have a maid for the hideout. Looks like all those missions paid off after all, huh?" Puvi beamed with excitement in her voice.
"Honey, I'm surprised they didn't ask where you got the egg and sperm from," Taka said, scratching his head.
"Oh, they don't care about that, bytes button bills darling, they make what you want as long as you've got the dough, hahaha," Puvi laughed, snorting pasta out through her nose.
"Ehh, babe, let me get that!" Taka said with a wince.
