Prologue
In the middle of a white, nondescript space of unknown shape, size or texture stands an odd man. At first glance, he appears to be entirely clad in black clothing. Upon closer inspection, however, it is revealed that his skin is entirely composed of an almost insubstantial blackness that somehow manages to be perfectly solid at the same time. His eyes are also solid black, although a good few shades lighter, with white, pinprick irises. He? She? It Wears no clothes, and has no genitalia to speak of. In fact, other than the compression of the sockets of its eyes and the opening which leads to its mouth, it has absolutely no impressions of anything on its body. Turning toward the camera (you), it begins to speak in a completely genderless voice.
"Hello, folks, and today I'm bringing you a brand new show. A show that will highlight the dangerous, painful (or pleasurable) mistakes that the unprepared are likely to make in our world. Take young James here for example. James is a slim, slightly shorter than average man with muted brown hair, olive skin and deep blue eyes. He isn't particularly muscly, nor is he sporting any sort of chubbiness that today's youth are so fond of, although he does have a slightly girlish figure. He is wearing a simple, red t-shirt with a pair of black jeans adorning his regular, human legs. On his feet is a matching pair of black and red sneakers of an obscure brand. He's come all the way here from his hometown of Abberyne to participate in my newest show, 'Unwise Decisions'! Now, if you would, say 'hi', James!"
"Hi!" he said in a decidedly leaning-feminine androgynous voice, waving his human arm toward the camera.
"Now, as for his personal measurements, he has a flat chest (obviously), a face that is decidedly more feminine than masculine, a thin waist with slightly flared, tomboyish hips that are wide enough to insight androgyny, but not enough to inspire the thought of a fully grown woman." James blushes as the man? describes his body in greater than necessary detail.
"I think that's enough that they need to know." James says hesitantly.
"Enough? Not even close! Now, as for his genitalia-"
"Please stop describing my body!"
"Not gonna happen!" The man? snaps his fingers, and cords of rope appear and tie up James, while a strip of tape pulls itself over his mouth.
"That's better, now, where was I? Oh! Right, well, as for his genitalia, he has one, human, 5.4 inch cock, with a pair of 1 inch testicles below them. He also has a round, larger than average but not too feminine ass, with a virgin asshole in its rightful place between his cheeks."
James blushed deeply, squirming in his bonds as the man? makes unnecessary notes on his body parts. Now the man? snaps his fingers once more, causing the rope and tape to disappear. James' limbs flail like noodles as he stretches, standing up and waving his hand angrily at the man?.
"You ass! Why would you do that?! And while talking about such personal things?!" he yells, balling his fists in a motion as if to strike.
"Oh, please. Like you could do anything to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a show to run-"
"I'll kill you!"
"Oh? Really now? Threatening moi?" the man? says, disappearing and reappearing behind James, before grabbing onto him from behind, restraining his arms.
"H-hey! Let me go!"
"Oh, I don't think so. Say, let's take a little 'trip', shall we?" He turns to the camera.
"Sorry viewers, we're going to have to take a little break to correct our 'contestant's' behavior."
"Wait, what do you me-" he stops mid-sentence, as his world faded to black, and then came back to view in an instant, in the middle of another empty room, with the only thing inside it being a large, four poster bed with red satin sheets.
"W-why are we here?" James blubbers out hesitantly.
"Simple. I'm going to give you an ultimatum. Either you shut up when I'm talking, and stop threatening me..." he? started, before the both of them were suddenly on top of the bed together, with the strange man? kneeling above James' bare backside, and James laying down on the bed with his naked ass in the air.
"Or I'll be the first one taking the plunge into that unfertilized boypussy you call an ass." he? finished, with a very threatening, sick smile on his? face. James gulped, his entire body shivering with fear. And perhaps, some sick kind of excitement.
"James, my boy, you simply must stop quivering like that. All the jiggling this ass is doing," he said, pausing to give James' behind a firm smack.
"-Is making me want to forgo my previous offer and just pound you silly anyway."
"B-but, you don't even have a dick." James weakly replied.
"Oh? Don't I?" the being said, before beginning to emit a strange light and heat. After a few moments of this incredibly hot yet strangely comforting feeling on his back, James' entire body stiffened as the now muscular and definitively male being rested his upper body on James' back, and, to James' horror, slid his massive prick between James' buttocks.
"Still don't think I've got a dick, little sissy man?" he? spoke, with a definite male undertone now present in his? voice.
"Hey! I am not a sissy!"
"Oh, really?" Then why is your dick," he began, grabbing James' painfully erect cock rubbing up and down the length once.
"-So hard right now, with a man sliding his dick between your ass cheeks, possibly about to ream your asshole?" he taunted, grinding his length against James' pucker to emphasize his point. James gulped, and decided to apologize, before things got any rapeier. Satisfied, the being shuffled off of James, and subsequently, lost all of his masculine features. Turning back into the blank, pitch black nothing that it was before, it stretched, before looking back to James with a devilish grin.
"Good. Now, with that whole mess out of the way, I can get on with giving you your sendoff gift."
"W-what sendoff gift?"
"Why, sex, of course."
"Eeep!" James yelled, hopping backwards on the bed, and promptly hitting his head on the headboard.
"I don't wanna get ass-raped!" He whimpered pitifully. The being sighed, frowning, before resuming its predatory grin.
"You know, you're lucky that you're hot, boy, because you sure aren't smart. I'm not going to be fucking you." As soon as the words left his mouth, James eyes lit up apprehensively.
"You mean, you want me to.. f-fuck your ass?"
"..."