"Where are you?"
My bruised, battered, and somewhat singed body was only part of the reason why I wanted to snap at Goat who Wrestled. My sifu was casually walking around me, smoking one of his many, many, many pipes, and he had asked me yet another question that I was almost certain was some kind of a trap or trick. I was the Unconquered. I thought that being the Unconquered, the master of the powers of the sun and the chosen hero of the age, would make learning martial arts a teeny bit easier.
But nope. The past few days had been a string of cascading, horrible failures. I had unlocked my void chakra, I had begun to see the secret arts that Goat who Wrestled tried to show me. But I hadn't managed to actually
do
any of them. So, Goat had pushed the training up a new notch and now was looking at me like a praying mantis. We weren't even in the same room as my Lunars. Yes, Ceaith might have thrown something at my head just to make me feel bad, but Xora and Chirp would have given me a thumbs up.
I frowned. "In...a room?"
Goat sighed. "You're in a white room of infinite, endless nothingness."
"N-No I'm not!" I said, blinking.
"Prove it," Goat said.
I opened my mouth - and realized that Goat was absolutely right. And yet, I
knew
that I was somewhere on the Starshrike as we soared away from the capitol of the Regency, shrouded by our cloud illusion and moving slowly enough that we wouldn't draw too much attention by skudding across the sky at supersonic speeds. My brow furrowed and I cocked my head slowly. "Okay, that's weird..." I whispered.
"You're currently in a state of void," Goat said, sounding halfway proud. "Your new perspective is limiting
and
freeing - but one cannot fight or talk or fuck in a void." He grinned. "You can begin to move out of the infinite white room by
percieving
. And that is in and of itself, an art in Vengeful Crystalline Hawk Style." He tapped the back of my head as he walked behind me. "Begin to tell me what is
in
the room!"
I gulped, furrowed my brow - and started to take in the room. There was no transition from being in an infinite white space. There was simply one moment of being floating in a void, then the next, I was beginning to
see
and
feel
and
hear
. I heard the thrum of the Starshrike's engines. I felt the soft red carpet under my knees. I saw the large cushy comfy bed that I made love to Chirp in a few hours ago. I could see the rustling carpets that concealed the windows. I saw the door that led into the dressing room - all done in gilt and filigree and bronze. I grinned slowly, then tiried to see a naked Xora, tied up like an Unconquered Day present, with her arms behind her back and a big bow on her neck and-
Whoa.
Xora was on the bed, her muscular, striped, blue hued body trussed up with bright red ribbons. A bow gleamed on her neck, completing the tie, and her eyes widened as she looked around herself. "H-How did I get here?" She asked, while golden flames roiled along my body.
"I did it!" I said, excitedly.
Goat chuckled. "Yes. You did." His tongue slid along his lips as his eyes caressed my wife's body. Now, I was a mature, reasonable, and entirely generous Unconquered. If Xora wished to lay with another man, I wasn't about to beat my chest and get in her face, or his face. However, also, fuck that. I stood up, frowning at Goat. "What?" He asked. "I'm not blind. Or dead."
"Out! Now!" I said, pointing.
"Meditate on the void while-" Goat started, but then I propelled him out of the room with my foot. Not very hard. Just...emphatically. Once the door hissed shut, Xora - who had been gaping at me with wide, wide eyes - stammered.
"W-W-W-What just happened?"
"I'm learning martial arts!" I said.
"Your martial arts just
teleported
me out of a bath and into this room?" Xora asked.
"Yup!" I said, cheerfully.
Xora blushed, hard. "A-And you summoned me?" She asked.
"Of course," I said, walking over and sitting beside her on the bed. Now. I loved Xora, no matter how she looked. She was lovely as a dainty waif. She was lovely as a muscular amazon. But what I loved most about her was that she had this...delightful fragility to her, one that she allowed to shine when we were away from battle and prying eyes. It was a fragility she showed because she trusted me - and that realization hit me like the warm glow of a fireplace, filling me with the same golden light as my anima. My palm started to slide along the muscular curve of her spine, admiring the way that her iron hard musculature shifted beneath her striped, blue-gray skin. My palm paused by her dorsal fin as she fidgeted ever so sligthly. The ribbons strained against her strength, and I saw her tensing up, trying to keep from simply snapping the ribbons into a thousand pieces.
"Why?" Xora asked, very softly.
My brow furrowed. "What do you mean why?"
"W-Well, I mean, we all know you prefer Chirp..." She said.
My eyes widened.
"What!?" I asked, sliding off the bed, butt first. My knees hit the carpeting, so that I was eye to eye with Xora, my palms spreading on the bed. Xora was looking mortified, her face mashing up against the blanket.
"Nothing!" she said.
"No, you definitely said I prefer Chirp," I said, shaking my head slightly. "And that's just not true. Yes, I met Chirp first, and I know them better, but that's not
preferring
anyone." I blushed. "I...in fact!" I said, then reached down, sliding my finger between the blanket and Xora's chin. I lifted her head, smiling. "Today is Xora day."
"I thought it was training day," she said, her voice soft, her eyes darting away from mine.
"I'm the Unconquered. I'm allowed to say when things are training day and when they're Xora days," I said, confidently. "Goat Who Wrestles might be my sifu. But you're my wife."
The door started to open. "So-" Goat started.
I picked one of my sandles off the ground and chucked it at the door mechanism. It struck the gemstone that controlled whether the door opened, closed, or locked, and the gemstone turned a bright red. The door slammed shut and Goat's muffled voice came through it. "Oh, sure, ignore your sifu-"
"Quiet!" I shouted through the door. "Xora needs my attention. Go and bother June."
Goat's grumbling, fortunately, started to receed downt he corridor, while I reached up to undo Xora's ties - the ribbons fluttering away from her. She blushed and rolled onto her back, her arms crossing awkwardly over her massive breasts as she looked up at the ceiling, past me. She was blushing so hard, so dark, that her cheeks were nearly black. "S-So, uh..." She tried to smile without showing her teeth. "I was just...I was just being silly, you know?"
I scrambled up onto the bed, then drew her head onto my lap. "I dunno, it sounded
pretty
serious to me." My fingers caressed through her dark blue hair, drawing out the strands. "But lets ignore everything before Xora-day's beginning. Xora-day is about Xora." I nodded. "What would you like, more than anything in the world?"
Xora blushed. "I-I don't know."
I pursed my lips. "W-Well..." I paused, feeling as if I should know what my wife wanted. But, other than knowing she liked being girly and small and cuddled and protected, I didn't...actually...
know
much about Xora. Or Chirp. I mean, I knew that Chirp was from the Gyongnar Islands. I knew that Ceaith had a sister, the still mute and shy Thalestar, and that Ceaith was from the far south. But that was about the limit on things. I smiled. "Well, why don't you tell me about yourself, Xora?" I asked.
"Like...where I'm from?" she asked. "You already know-"
"I know, I know, you're from the Great Western Ocean," I said. "And you can tell the difference between Pure Water and just regular water." I smiled. "But that's, like...who were your parents? Where did you grow up?"
Xora looked away. She shrugged her shoulder. "It's...it's boring."