The Starshrike moved above the clouds, the sun sparkling on her hull, and cold wind whipping past the shimmering shield of deflective mana as the Unconquered stood, a foot raised, his hands planted before his chest as he tried to concentrate while his wife Xora and his wife Ceaith had extremely energetic, oil slicked sex.
Ember opened one eye to peek as Xora -- her normal fashions having slipped due to the swiftness of her stripping -- threw one muscular leg up, her toes curling as her gasping moan filled the air.
Goat who Wrestles, his mentor and sifu, smacked the side of Ember's head with a long wooden pole.
"No peeking!" Goat said as Ember sprawled onto his back. "No falling, too!"
The pole slammed into Ember's guts and he groaned as he curled up around the impact site.
Ceaith drew her mouth back from Xora's blue, striped legs, wiped her mouth daintily with the back of her hand, and then laughed.
"Does she have to laugh?" Ember groaned, rolling onto her back.
"G-Go Ember!" Chirp called from where they were sitting, their face beat red as they looked off to the middle distance, rather than over at the two other Lunars. "I'm sure the eleventh time will be the charm!" Ember rolled onto his hands and knees, then gave his Sari a weak smile and a quick thumbs up, before he scrambled to his feet. He was currently trying to unlock the void chakra. He wasn't
quite
sure what a chakra was. Or what a void was. June Devilblooded and Goat had both tried to explain it to him and while Ember wasn't quite up to the challenge of following what exactly a 'focal point of shinima, an axii around which the manifold plausibility of your errant world-self and asura flux arrange themselves in a geomantic pattern' meant, he
was
at least able to lie convincingly!
Ember resumed his stance. His eyes closed.
"Begin to concentrate upon your center of being," Goat said, his voice gruff. "By rejecting distractions and connections to the material realm and attaining a mastery of the spiritual, you will learn the true essence of Vengeful Crystalline Hawk Style. It is a style about moving around, behind, and through the material world."
"Right..." Ember clenched his jaw slightly as his ears brought to him the loud, wet,
slurping
sound of Ceaith's tongue working on Xora. Despite everything he tried, his brain immediately started to build the mental image of what Xora would look like. Without her clothing and without her makeup, she would look as she did naturally: Immensely tall, broad shouldered, muscled. Her skin would glisten slightly with sweat and the delicious folds of her sex would spread to the warm, wet tongue of his other wife. He heard Xora whimper in that way that she made when she was
damn
close to-
"Focus!" Goat bellowed into his ear. "Shut
out
distractions!"
"Why are we not doing this in a room without distractions then!?" Ember asked, his eyes opening.
Goat swept his leg out from under him with effortless ease. Ember sprawled on his back -- but before he could sit up, Goat placed the staff against his chest, pinning him down by putting all of his weight on it. Goat's eyes were cold and distant. "Shutting out distraction is
easy
when you're in an empty room, not on the deck of a skyship with two Lunars fucking in the background." He grinned, showing his yellowed teeth. "Sunboy, this style isn't rare because it's
easy
to pick up. If you want, I could teach you earth palm style, or sleeping monkey, or the drunk master style, or tiger claw style. And then you can get punked out and killed by the first shikari of infused knights we run into."
Ember gritted his teeth, then punched the staff away from himself. He pushed up with one palm, going from prone to standing in a single fluid motion.
"Fine! Fine!" he said, then sighed. "Just...give me one second!"
He paced away from Goat, then rubbed his chin. He saw Chirp, still blushing, smiling at him. He smiled back. Then he glanced over at Ceaith, who had finished eating Xora out and was taking a moment to lick her palm clean. "Do you have to look so smug?" he asked.
"Yes," Ceaith said, smugly.
Ember sighed. He closed his eyes, then drew himself up. He focused -- not on the sounds that filled his ears, nor on the future that was rushing towards him. He didn't even focus on the fear that Goat might whack him in the back of the head. He gently began to pack up every single thought he had into a tiny box, then set them away into the back of his mind, as if he was tidying up after a large, raucous party. Inch by inch, his senses seemed to deaden. Even the piercing moans of Xora faded -- Ceaith had clearly started up round two. He didn't even feel the deck beneath his feet. Ember opened his eyes, blinking slowly as the brilliant light of the sun exploded before his eyes -- mixed with that pure brilliance was a black light, shining from his brows.
"Well, I'll be damned," Goat said, slowly, his pipe in his hand. Chirp sprang to their feet as Ember put his palm up to his forehead, yelping as he drew it away wreathed in a black flame. He shook his hand wildly but the black flame remained stuck to his fingers and wrist, spreading and growing up his arm.
"Ah! What's happening?!" Ember shouted, slapping at his arm as the flames grew. He looked at Goat, who shook his head.
"You've unlocked the void chakra. Now, you are realigning your anima to be in tune with the void -- the space between the spaces." He said, his pipe twisting around in his hand so he could point the stem at Ember. "This is perfectly normal."
The black flames had gathered in speed. Once they were done expanding from arm to arm, shoulder to shoulder, face to toes, Ember paused in his fidgeting and looked down at himself. He clenched his hands and the flames turned from black to white -- then faded to nothingness.
I felt odd.
I opened my mouth -- then yelped. "What the fuck?"
Goat grinned. "A bit of a trip, isn't it?" he asked.
Chirp cocked their head as they looked at me. "What is it?" they asked.
"I don't...exactly...know!" I said, looking down at my hand, then patting my cheeks. "I...can't...quite
describe
it. It's like...whoa!" I looked at my fingers.
My
fingers. I wriggled them. "Whaaaa! This is weird!"
"Now," Goat said, grinning. "You can actually begin to learn Vengeful Crystalline Hawk style."
"Why?" I asked, rubbing the back of my neck. "I mean, I get the new perspective and things. It's..." I bit my lip. "Okay, I don't know if it's
cool
. It feels kind of..." I cocked my head. "A little self centered?" I looked over at Chirp, who was looking as if they couldn't quite decide if they were worried or if they were excited for me. I grinned, sheepishly, and waved at them.
"Maybe," Goat said, shrugging a bit.
"Can I ever go back to the old...way...of...being?" I asked.
"I could hit you really hard in the head with a brick!" Ceaith said, cheerfully, smacking her lips as she drew back -- before purring, softly. "How was that beautiful? Have you seen the Gods yet?"
"Purple tastes like blackfruit..." Xora mumbled, sounding as if
she
had been the one beaned in the side of the head by a brick.
"Not a yes,
sooo
..." Ceaith dove back down between Xora's muscular thighs.
I scowled. A twinge of annoyance was pricking up my back -- okay, fine. Ceaith and I didn't have to...wouldn't ever...since, I mean. She didn't like men. Fine. But...I mean...it
was
a teeny tiny bit rude to eat out a man's wife while that man couldn't go and eat her out too. But then again, Ceaith was helping me train? Kind of? Ugh. I don't know. I wasn't sure what was the right decision. No, wait, I
was
sure what the right decision was: It was to let Ceaith be Ceaith and to fight evil with my righteous fists of fury.
It was just that I had this tiny instinctive voice snapping at the back of my mind, going:
Breed Ceaith! Breed Ceaith! Breed Ceaith!
Bad voice. No. That was the supernal bonds between Unconquered and Lunar spouse -- which didn't supersede the whims of the mortals that they were laid upon. Well, I mean, technically they
did
since they had been created by the Sun himself and his Lunar wives, the primordial creators of the entire world. Buuuuuuut on the other other hand, fuck him, I wasn't going to screw a lesbian who didn't want to be screwed! And that was final!
Even if I wanted too.
Shut up, brain.
A slightly damp pipe stem poked my temple. "Ember!" Goat snapped.
"What!?" I asked.
"I've been asking if you're ready to go for the past five minutes," Goat said.
"It wasn't been
that
l-" I shut up at his scowling expression. "Sorry, sifu!" I bowed to him and he gave me a curt little nod. When I stood, Goat nodded, then whistled. Chirp sprang to their feet, then jogged off with the most adorable 'hut hut hut hut' noises, then came back with a large pole with a heavy weighted sack of sand dangling from the end of it. They set it down on the center of the deck, without showing the slightest hint that the sack had been heavy, despite it looking as if it weighed almost five hundred pounds. Only after a few seconds did Chirp wince, then pantomime strained muscles.