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Trading Places 7

Trading Places 7

by nothemingway
16 min read
4.13 (11300 views)
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Note to reader: The eroticism of this story is, hopefully, in the mental images evoked; it does not have explicit descriptions of sexual acts. If you're looking for that, you will find this story unsatisfying.

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For a long time, women have been viewed by men in unrealistic ways -- often placed on a pedestal as models of pure love, warmth and charity. Not to be outdone, women also viewed men unrealistically -- albeit less flatteringly -- as brutes, lacking sensitivity and feeling.

Fair to say, both views are distortions. Each sex has its share of flaws and virtues. But for the most part, men and women remain a mystery to each other. If only, as the saying goes, one could walk a mile in the other person's shoes. Or for the purposes of this story, perhaps swap bodies for a day?

What's that? For that to happen, you'd need some sorcery. And sorcery is the stuff of olden days' myths, of fantasy. Right?

Melissa and I were archeologists, in Cairo for a university expedition exploring a newly discovered tomb outside the city limits. One of the last unexplored areas was a room next to the burial crypt of an Egyptian Pharaoh, which held his possessions. On a shelf in the room was an ornate box. Written on the outside, in hieroglyphics, were the words, "Share this potion and you will know your loved one for the first time." We opened the box and inside was a clay container encased in what appeared to have been bees wax -- obviously designed to keep the container air tight, so nothing could escape or intrude in.

We brought the container back to the laboratory in Cairo. When it was shaken, we could hear liquid inside. Using a small drill, a miniscule hole was bored into the clay. With a hypodermic needle, the few ounces of liquid inside were extracted.

The liquid was placed into a test tube. Lab tests to discern its contents suggested a solution of wine with some combination of minerals and herbs. But more importantly, we had no idea what it was for.

After a few weeks, our part in the exploration was complete and Melissa and I prepared to fly back to the US. We would take the test tube with us for further study.

Now, I should mention that Melissa and I had become close, working side by side. Close, as in lovers. She is a beautiful woman, almost as tall as me with auburn hair and full breasts and all the requisite curves. I fell for her on the plane flight over. We were preparing to go to bed in the hotel that last evening, discussing the mystery of the liquid.

"The lab tests have shown that there is nothing harmful in the liquid," Melissa said. "But what is it that made it so important to have been included in the Pharoh's tomb?"

"I don't know," I replied. "But Egyptian mythology suggests that Royal couples can explore the other's soul through some magic enabled by the priests. Something they called Transmutation. Referenced in a few scripts, but not well defined. Maybe it's related to that idea."

"I'd be ok exploring your soul," Melissa said sweetly.

"Well, you can swallow some if you want," I said. "But I'm not a human guinea pig."

"You don't want to know my inner being?" she asked with a sad face. I couldn't tell if she was teasing me or was genuinely upset.

"No, no, not that at all," I recovered. "I'm just too much of a coward to experiment."

Nothing more was said. Later that night, we sat in our darkened hotel room, lit only by the light of a full moon. We made a toast with our wine glasses to the success of our expedition. And we made love. Sweet, last night, going home tomorrow, sex. Then we fell asleep.

When I awoke the next morning to the sun streaming in the window, I swung my legs out of the sheets and sat up on the bed. I was startled to see that all the hair on my legs had been shaven off. The legs were perfectly smooth! And thin! I shook my head to clear the fog and stared again at my legs. These were not my legs!

"Holy shit," I exclaimed, which sound awakened Melissa. I turned to see her and I was startled to see stubble on her face. Not her face, though, it was my face! I was staring at myself, lying next to me. Then I noticed my breasts.

"Oh my God, Oh my God," I kept repeating. "What in the world?"

Melissa was now fully awake and horrified to hear her own voice coming from me, and to see that my body was her body.

"No, no, no" she kept repeating. "How stupid am I!"

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"I added a few drops of the liquid to our wine last night. Just as a joke."

'Are you insane?" I asked, not sweetly. I moved to grab her, to shake her in anger. Her brawny arms intercepted me.

"Don't be angry with me," she said with contrition. But my anger was irrelevant; her muscular grip rendered me powerless.

"I'm weak like a woman!" I exclaimed, with some horror.

"That's not a nice thing to say," Melissa replied, defensive over her sex being demeaned.

"We need to think, we need to think," I said. "This can't be real."

I pulled off my pajama top and cupped "my" bare breasts in my hands, moving them around to gauge their weight and texture. Pressing on the nipples to see how sensitive they are. I pulled on the nipples, stretching the breasts out as far as they'd go.

"What are you doing?" Melissa asked me. "Are you an exhibitionist?"

"Are you serious?" I replied. "I have breasts. Guys don't have breasts."

"I know, but it's nasty the way you're displaying them."

"Well," I answered, "aren't you curious about your penis?"

"I have a penis?" she said with surprise. She clearly hadn't fully processed this new reality.

She lowered her pajama bottoms and there it was, nestled like a snake in a curly mass of black pubic hair. She cried out.

"Oh my God, no, no, no! I don't want this!"

She roughly manipulated the testicles and learned the hard way that they are very sensitive.

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"Ouch. How do you live with this?" she asked.

"This is a nightmare, but until we can figure out an antidote to that liquid, we're going to have to learn about each other's body -- before we do some harm to ourself," I said.

We each spent time exploring our new body. Melissa stood in front of the mirror and pulled on the penis and cupped the testicles. She felt the muscles of "her" chest, and the buttocks. She flexed the muscles like a weight lifter, getting to know her strength. I spread the lips of the vagina, exploring with my fingers, pressing on the clitoris, to see what sensations it provided. I massaged the breasts and marveled at their weight. No wonder women wear bras.

Melissa was making her own revelations. "It's a little disconcerting that this thing changes shape. But I feel the pleasurable sensations that flow from the tip," she said, rubbing that organ, causing it to stir with her manipulation.

"It feels best when it's inserted into a vagina," I offered. I was just being clinical. The scientist in me.

"I beg your pardon. Do you want sex at this moment when we're both still in shock? Guys are sex maniacs, unbelievable."

"But I'm not a guy. I'm you. I've got a vagina."

"Your mind is still a guy's. There is no way I'm screwing you, I mean myself. That's too weird."

We got dressed, with each assisting the other in the choice of clothes. Melissa helped me chose a nice push-up bra; no reason not to look good. While I've had my share of experience in removing bras, I was a novice at putting one on. Melissa showed me how to fasten it in the front and then spin it around.

The first thing we did was call the airline and switch our flight to one a few days later. There was no way we could travel until we sorted this out.

We went down to get breakfast in the hotel's restaurant. The waiter held the chair out for me as I went to sit down. I almost swatted him away until I realized that that's what happens to ladies. Then I noticed his eyes looking down my top as he helped push the chair in. I guess that's also what happens to ladies.

"Should I have leaned forward to give him a better look?" I joked with Melissa when the waiter had gone.

"Very funny. Listen up, I have a reputation to maintain," she said. "Everyone's going to think I'm a floozy if you start giving people a show."

"I hadn't considered that before," I said. "I can be as wanton and indiscreet as I want to be ... and it's a reflection on you, not me.

"Don't get cute, buddy," she said. "If you ruin my reputation, you may find yourself in jail for pinching women's behinds."

"But it won't be me; it will be you."

"Damn," she said, "I've got to get a grip on this ass-backwards situation. Am I you, and you me; or are we still the same person, just temporarily in another body?"

"I have no idea," I said. And that was the truth.

After we had eaten, I needed to use the restroom. I walked to the restaurant's restroom area and from a lifelong habit walked into the men's room. There was a man in there, using the urinal, whose eyes got big as saucers when he saw me. He gave it a quick shake and hurriedly tucked it away from my female eyes.

I realized my mistake and hustled out and into the ladies' room. I went into a stall and sat there, breathing heavy. That was a close call. I need to be focused on who I am -- whoever that is.

Melissa had seen me head into the wrong restroom, and was laughing as I sat down at the table.

"So, having identity problems? Meet any cute guys in the men's room?"

"It's not funny. I could get myself in real trouble if I'm not careful," I said. 'Some guy might get the wrong idea about what I'm looking for."

"Welcome to a woman's world," said Melissa. "I'm sort of liking the freedom of not having people check out my body when they pass me. Maybe I'll stay a guy for a while."

"No, you won't. We're going back to our own bodies as soon I can figure this out."

"And how are you going to do that?" she asked.

A good question, indeed. How?

After breakfast, we spent the next few hours on the internet. I have a satellite link on my university computer that allows me to access our research library in the US. I spent hours researching ancient Egyptian culture. But without luck.

We needed to clear our heads, so we left the hotel and walked in the marketplace. The Cairo marketplace is a swarm of stands and vendors, hawking everything from live chickens to dead scorpions (delicious in a soup.) I separated a few yards from Melissa as she lingered at a used book stand. Bad idea. A Western woman unaccompanied by a man in the marketplace may give the wrong impression. They (I guess I mean we) have a reputation for being 'easy,' or at least much more approachable than single Egyptian women. I was browsing at a stand when he came up to me.

"How are you enjoying your visit to our country, beautiful lady?" he inquired of me. I initially wasn't sure that he was talking to me ("beautiful lady?"), but I quickly refocused.

"It's a lovely country," I said, "but I'm leaving soon." Hoping to send him off.

"But not today," he said, with a smile. "I could show you some of our unique cultural sites."

"Thank you, but I'm a married lady," I said.

"You're not wearing a wedding ring," he observed, accurately.

Right. I have to get used to this woman thing.

"Oh, I left my rings at the hotel," I said.

"Maybe that is a sign you would like something new in your life," he suggested. He placed a hand on my waist.

I was getting nowhere with subtlety. My mind was still a guy's mind.

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"Listen buster, get the fuck away from me or I'll knock you silly."

He was startled. Never in his life had a beautiful woman responded with such directness and threat of violence. He turned and walked away.

Melissa came up to me with a big smile on her (my) face. "I heard your conversation. I'll have to remember that for the future. Worked much better than how a lady would usually try to dissuade an unwanted admirer."

"I'll be much happier when I'm back in my own body," I said.

"Well, maybe this will help," Melissa said. "I found this book entitled, "Secrets of the Pharaohs." It has a section on Transmutation."

"Wow. That's fabulous. Does it relate to our situation?"

"Yes. It seems that are stories, which the book considers fanciful, that lovers can inhabit the other's body for short periods."

"Did it discuss how this happens?" I was all ears.

"It was vague, but apparently a potion followed by sexual congress triggers the swap."

"Will the same process reverse the swap?" I asked.

"It doesn't say." Melissa said. "But it's worth a try."

We all but ran back to the hotel. We each added some drops from the test tube to a glass of wine, and drank. We tore off our clothes. With no foreplay, no ceremony, I lay on the bed, with my legs spread wide, waiting. Not very lady-like, but I was in a hurry. Melissa lay on top of me.

Nothing happened. The penis was entirely flaccid.

"Do you have performance issues?" she asked me.

"No, I do not have performance issues, thank you," I replied. "Why aren't you hard?"

"Well, I have a woman's mind, looking at you who has a woman's body. Naked women don't arouse me. I'm not a lesbian."

"Oh my God," I said. "We've got to find a way to excite you. But you've got a man's body. I'm not gay. I'm not comfortable touching a man."

"Well, you better get gay for an afternoon, or we'll be stuck here forever," she said.

"I really, really don't want to do that. We have to find an alternative. Do you like to look at pornography?"

"I never look at porn. That's a guy thing. I'm a woman."

No, you're a woman in a man's body. You're going to have to look. What do you like? What arouses you?

"Those are very personal questions. I'm not comfortable discussing this."

"Melissa. We have to get you excited. Talk to me. You must have seen movies that stirred you. Do you like to look at nude men? Like to see scenes of nude men and women together? Bondage? Oral sex? Anything?

"Well, men's muscular backs and behinds have always been pleasing to me. We could start with that."

Through the miracle of the internet, I was able to locate a video that featured a band of men nude on a beach. (Yes, it was gay porn. I hope the University IT office doesn't monitor which websites I frequent.)

Melissa said she enjoyed the movie as the men cavorted with each other, with a lot of bouncing and merriment. Unlike the penises on the screen, however, the one here barely stirred.

"I guess I'll have to stroke it," I suggested. I have some experience with masturbation (mostly when I was younger, mind you) and of course I was in fact stroking my own organ -- albeit temporarily loaned out.

My ministrations had some positive effect, and the organ stirred. But it was not fully erect. Not ready for the main event.

"Perhaps you should use your mouth," Melissa helpfully suggested.

"That's a bridge too far," I said. "I am not gay. I'm not putting a penis -- any penis, even my own -- in my mouth."

"But it's really my mouth," Melissa replied, accurately. "Don't you want to get me -- you -- ready for sex?"

Yikes. She was right. The penis was going into a beautiful lady's mouth. I just had to visualize that scene. Nothing wrong with that.

I took the organ into my mouth, and with my eyes firmly shut, used my lips and my tongue to good effect. Melissa squirmed, made moaning sounds (is that what I sound like when aroused?) and soon was fully erect.

I lay back on the bed and she entered me. Melissa had no trouble with the man's role. It's pretty straight forward -- or more accurately, straight forward and back -- and repeat. Very soon I was aroused too and Melissa spurted into me. She collapsed against my body and we lay together on the bed... waiting.

But nothing happened. Nothing. We lay there dejected. We drifted off to sleep. I awoke to the sound of Melissa, barely awake, crying over our plight. I looked over and saw her breasts heaving as she sobbed. A sad sight. But then I realized ... breasts! Beautiful, glorious breasts! She was back into her own body. I looked down and saw my flaccid penis, on my own body where it belonged, resting after its exertion.

"I'm back! We're back!" I exclaimed.

She looked down and her tears were now mixed with happy cries.

We hugged and laughed and (for the first time since I was eight), I cried too.

So the story has a happy ending. But wait; it isn't over. What should we do with the remaining liquid? Pour it out? Keep it for study? Keep it for ourselves to use again?

We decided to keep it for ourselves. Knowing how to reverse its effects, how to tame the sorcery, we wouldn't be afraid to experiment again. Made sense, right? Perhaps one of these days, when I have the courage, I'll share the consequences of that fateful decision. Maybe.

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