Note: I had not intended to make a sequel to "Too Many Wishes" but one of my favorite people on the MC Forum, Merry Brooks, liked it. So, I asked her what her wishes would be and this is the result. I don't really know much about her so pretty much every actual personal detail is made up. Also, this is intended to be a freestanding story, not a sequel so you don't have to read the other one (but I would really appreciate it if you did.)
Note 2. Because this is dedicated to Merry, there is not much (whispering) sex (/whispering) in it.
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Abazeel woke in another dive of a motel. He rated this one three trash cans out of a possible five- the linens were almost worn through but reasonably clean, he did not stick to the bathroom floor, and was not terrified to touching his bare foot to the carpet. He was also grateful that the typical nighttime caterwauling so typical of these fine establishments was kept to a minimum last night.
He enjoyed is complimentary cheap coffee brewed in the barely functional coffee maker in the bathroom (and wondered for the millionth time why they keep putting them there? Who in the twelve hells thinks this is a good idea?) He took out the box of index cards and looked at the next one on the list. Margaret Rivers, residing in the suburbs of a medium-sized city in a northern state. He looked out the windows at the blustering snow hitting him several states to the south and became a bit worried if his junker of a car would make it.
Of course it would. The powers that be that condemned him to this hellish existence always made sure he could fulfill the duties of his curse, even if there was not a single shred of comfort or happiness in it. Oh well, once he got this one done there were several inches worth of index cards left. Sigh.
Abazeel was not a great genie. His cousin was a mighty djinn and regularly served royalty. His niece was famous for her role on an old TV show. He had to chuckle at the sheer balls it took for her to play a human playing a genie, and to commit to the role so much that she even had her human character age and pass. She was still drinking for free on that story wherever genies gathered. Abazeel sighed. He really didn't know where they gathered any more- it had been decades since he was allowed enough slack in his curse to socialize like that.
It all went back to a day that he was enjoying the warm Mediterranean sun and a fine locally made wine. The young man he was granting wishes to had asked for time to think about it and was scheduled to meet him here any minute. When the young mortal finally appeared, he was carrying a large satchel.
Once the small talk was over, the young man made his first wish. "I wish that no harm or revenge would befall me, my family and friends, or my offspring as a result of these wishes." An unusually wise wish, but not unheard of. Abazeel granted it with a small roll of thunder. "For my second wish, I wish that once these wishes were granted, you and your kind would leave me completely alone except as outlined in the third wish." Abazeel sighed. The foolish mortal could have combined the two wishes and saved himself a wish but it was not his job to worry about such things. He studied the excellent colors of the fine vintage as he made the sound effects once again.
"For my third wish, I wish that you would grant the wish outlined here." At this, the young man plopped a thick tome on the table. Abazeel glanced at it and began to flip pages. He broke out in sweat as he began to realize that each of the several hundred pages was covered in a very small but very precise handwriting. He got more nervous as he realized that the whole thing was written and punctuated as a single thought- a very, very long and complicated single thought.
The sky over Abazeel darkened and rumbled as he read more and more of the massive document. Granting wishes to all his offspring for nearly all time? Surrendering control of the details of the wishes to other people to sidestep Article 83, section 12A of the genie contract? (Abazeel now deeply, deeply regretted providing a copy of that for him without making him wish for it. He was going to hear about that lapse, but he had truly just been trying to be helpful.)
He had woven wishes for himself in as well- a reasonable fortune, success in business and with people, health and a long life, good luck in most things... Nowhere in the intricately woven document did he wish for anything that would invalidate it- no deaths, no thrones, nothing eternal or overly large, nothing that would reveal the existence of magic or genies. Where he might have revealed the presence genies or magic, he granted the genie the ability to change memories to cover- a loophole the genie high council had discussed many times but not gotten around to correcting.
By now Abazeel's head was pounding, and not from the wine. The dark sky was rumbling and winds were tearing at his clothing- while the youth on the other chair was untouched. Abazeel knew he was in deep trouble. With an agonized look towards the heavens, he granted the wishes and immediately vanished at the bidding of the council.
By the time he was back on Earth, he had been stripped of much of his power, and what was left was tightly monitored. He had been granted enough resources to fulfill his commitment to the man's wish when he was allowed to travel on Earth, and spent the remainder of his time serving the council in ways and in places that he really preferred not to think about.
All of this was long past as Abazeel tried to keep his 'rent a wreck' junker on the road in the developing storm. He was still a couple hundred miles from the new wisher's address and tried to keep from reflecting too much on the past. He had tried to hold onto the hope of redemption, but between the sorts of idiotic wishes most of the man's offspring kept making and the long-held anger of the council, that looked like less and less of an option as time drudged on.
He rolled up to an apartment complex in a suburb of the snow-engulfed city and went to the indicated apartment. The door was answered by a tall, somewhat heavy woman with a British accent. "Ms. Margaret Rivers?" Abazeel asked. When she nodded yes and corrected him that it was 'Miss', not 'Ms.', he cast a quick geas on her to trust him and to let him in.
The apartment was warm and tidy and Abazeel gladly sunk into a welcoming couch as she returned to her rocker. Miss Rivers was nearly six feet tall, appeared to be a 'comfortable' mid-fifties, and had had a vaguely aristocratic look in her somewhat plump features- which was just reinforced by her accent and her offer of some tea and cookies, which Abazeel gratefully accepted.
"I do not wish to take up much of your time, Miss Rivers, but I am here to grant you seven wishes." Abazeel said after setting his tea aside and seeing how uncomfortable she was with him in the small room.
"Oh... dear." She replied, obviously startled. Thankfully, the mild geas allowed her to believe that this was real and that he could indeed grant wishes, otherwise it would have taken forever to get to this point. "I... I don't know what on Earth I could possibly wish for."
The reply warmed Abazeel's heart. He knew a lot about Miss Rivers, thanks to his index cards and native powers. She had many, many secret wishes and nearly as many regrets. Well, not so much 'regrets' as occasional twinges over old dreams and missed opportunities. "I'm sure you have at least one desire, something you have wanted for a very long time?" He said warmly, giving her just the slightest nudge mentally.
"Could you really do that? Could you... no, I wish I looked like Jean Harlow" She said gathering up a measure of courage, then immediately breaking into a look of great longing.
Abazeel sighed. "I cannot grant that specific of a wish." He went on to explain how seven of her friends will be the ones that get to decide what each wish means and how it will be granted. Naturally, that lead into several other discussions- how her friends are chosen, what sorts of things she could wish for or not wish for, and so on. Abazeel sometimes wished he could make a 'Guide to Your Seven Wishes' booklet or something to get himself through these times.
He patiently explained that the fates would decide which friends got to define or mold each wish, that she could not wish for things that were too big or eternal- no unlimited wealth or ultimate power sorts of things. No wishing people dead or wishing to enslave another, and that making someone fall in love and the like was a form of slavery. It went on long enough for another pot of tea to be made and drunk.
"OK, I think I get the gist. So, I make the wishes and once you get the other person to tell you how to do it, you will make it so and things will change to match the new reality, correct?" Abazeel nodded and Miss Rivers took a deep breath. "Wish one, to be a natural blonde. Wish two, to be younger. Wish three, to have a smaller waist. Wish four, to be more self confident. Wish five, to be shorter. Wish six, to have a nice home. Wish seven... to enjoy a measure of fame. Oh, dear, I probably should have worked on the order of these better, shouldn't I have? And I seem to have completely forgotten anything about actually looking like her. Bloody hell- oh, do excuse me!" Abazeel assured her that things would work out and took his leave. As he was shaking her hand, she grasped his. "Please, Mr. Abazeel. Try to help the others understand that I really want to be like Jean Harlow." He promised her he would do what he could even as he knew how little leeway he was allowed.