Chapter Five ... Bubble Toon City and the infamous taco truck
James raced down the sidewalk and when he got to the old motel he swung open the door...
The girls were snuggling in bed reading the book and pepper had her dick comfortably lodged deep inside Molly's little butt.
"DID YOU GUYS HEAR?" James yelled.
Skipper fluttered around his head and asked; "Hear what?" in her gruff little voice.
"THE TOONS ARE OUT!" James whipped open the curtains to a parade of nonsensical characters pouring from the doors of the factory.
"OH SHIT!" Pepper jumped up and Molly screamed when the cock was yanked from her asshole.
The girls ran around the room collecting their clothes while James and the skip stared at the colorful chaos flooding into the street outside the window.
Skipper put on a tiny army helmet and said, "Well there goes the neighborhood," as she lit a tiny cigar with a tiny match.
James thought about the level of absurdity his life had reached by hanging out with just two cartoons, and he was starting to see the gravity of the situation as a sea of nonsense poured into his little town.
"Pepper stood by the door clapping her hands and hustling the group along, "hurry up guys the doors are open!"
They raced down the hill hiding behind trees and bushes along the way.
When they finally snuck up to the door pepper pulled a long rope from her bag. "Here everyone, tie this rope around your waist so we don't get separated in there, the toons are soft and bouncy so we can just push our way through the crowd. If we get separated let's meet in the lobby."
The three were connected by the rope and skipper fluttered down James shirt and tied herself to his cock with a piece of string.
"Molly giggled with excitement, "IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU GUYS!" She yelled into the chaos.
"Okay, are we ready?" Pepper led by forcing her way through the crowd.
The flood of color rushing past them was disorienting and all of the silly noises were defining, it was a horrible cacophony of slide whistles and xylophones.
James kept slipping on discarded banana peels and for some reason, there was an anvil dangling precariously from the ceiling that Molly didn't like the looks of at all.
They lost sight of pepper but they just kept following the rope, James could feel skipper hugging his cock so he knew she was safe.
The crowd started thinning out when they came near the lobby and pepper stopped at the reception window.
"We need to break this glass to check the guest book for your wife's room number." Pepper barked orders.
"SMASHEY SMASHEY!" She screamed at the window.
Molly and James just stared at her in confusion.
"SMASHEY SMASHEY!" She once again yelled at the heavens
They waited just a moment for something to happen... but nothing happened.
"Smashey smas..."
She was interrupted when a tiny toy hammer popped up from the crowd.
"Black Pepper? Is that you?" The hammer asked in a sophisticated tone.
"Yeah, it's me."
He casually floated over, "Well, how absolutely fantastic to see you, You know I was Just speaking with your lovely sister about your recipe for fillet of sole and we could not for the life of us remember if you use one shoe or..."
Pepper interrupted him, "It's lovely to see you but I'm kind of in a hurry, we need this window smashed."
"Say no more my old friend, I'm happy to be of service to such a hero as yourself."
The hammer spun in circles in a dramatic wind-up and flew through the air straight towards the heavy glass.
He maniacally yelled "SMASHEY SMASHEY!" As he flew towards the window, but he stopped in mid-fight before impact and just lightly tapped it with his soft hammerhead...
One second of silence fell over the group before a defining explosion blew the walls off of the reception area... the window was the only thing left standing.
Smashy dusted off his hands and floated around peppers head, "So what are you guys up to?"
We need the guestbook so we can save this cute boys lovely wife, it's kind of an emergency."
"Oh, I see," The hammer nudged James shoulder with a sly wink, "All for young love is it? Well, what's this lucky young birds name? Maybe I have seen her."
"Her name is Stephanie; she's really cute and has dark hair." James described his wife to the hammer.
"OH! I know Stephanie! ...Wait, do you mean big Stephanie or little Stephanie?"
"Umm... probably little Stephanie... How big is big Stephanie?"
"She's really big, if you know what I mean, hee hee." The hammer nudged him and winked."
"I truly don't know what you mean Mr. Smashey." James was trying to be polite.
"Yeah, I know little Stephanie, is she about this tall," he fluttered around her approximate height."
"Yeah yeah!" James was getting exited. "That's her."
The hammer continued describing her, "Yeah, I know her, she has dark hair and crazy eyes, and she always has a dick in her mouth?"
"Yeah yeah, that's her... wait what?"
Pepper jumped in trying to get a quick answer. "Where did you see her Smashey?
"Oh well let's see... I saw her fucking those zebra men in that field during the last day of the war..."
"WHAT?" James yelled.
"And I saw her sucking those dicks under the table during the dinner meeting last night..."
"WHOS DICKS?" James didn't like this at all.
"And I saw her at that taco truck near your house."
"WHAT WAS SHE DOING AT THE TACO TRUCK?" James was pretty sure the answer had to do with sucking dick.
"She was eating tacos." The hammer reassured.
"Eww!" Pepper chimed in, "The tacos at that place are terrible, folks only go there for the burritos."
Smashey got excited, "THOSE BURRITOS ARE phenomenal!"
"Yeah, they are!" Pepper was glad to talk to someone that understood. "Have you tried the cilantro salsa?"
The hammer was mildly insulted and responded with an appropriate amount of sass, "Oh no pepper, I haven't tried the world famous cilantro salsa from the only taco truck in toon town... even though it's right next to my house... of course, I tried it, I have eaten everything on that menu a thousand times you silly doodle."