"You didn't! Not right here, just now in the fitting room, did you?" Donna Cargill asked her friend in amazement. The cat-who-ate-the-canary grin on Linda Falco's face said it all!
"What can I say, Donna?" Linda replied sheepishly, "Victoria has her secret and I have mine!"
"Well, if you get caught, it won't be much of a secret!"
"That's all part of the fun, my dear!"
The famous intimate apparel store had been their last stop in the mall. Nothing more was said about the incident until they reached Donna's F-150 in the parking lot. Linda had known her friend for years. They had met at Bishop Xavier High School as freshmen, gone to the same college together and at one time had even dated the same man from the same office at the same time. Now in their early thirties, Donna was married with two young children and Linda was, as she liked to put it, "self employed and still comfortably single."
As they placed their purchases on the back seat of the pick-up, Linda knew what the first words out of Donna's mouth would be once they got settled in the truck.
"Okay, Miss Hot Crotch! Tell me all about it!"
"That's MS Hot Crotch to you!" Linda said putting on a false air of superiority. Then, with a little chuckle, she said, "There really is not much to tell, unless you really want me to get totally nasty and graphic. I don't think that would be a good idea while you're driving."
"You're probably right." Donna replied as she guided the Ford out of the parking lot. "Ted and I are going through a "dry spell" right now. As it is that little visit to Victoria's has me in a mood to say the hell with making dinner and jump his bones as soon as he gets home from work. If you give me too explicit an account of your sexual exploits, I'll be tempted to pull over to the side of the road and jump you!"
They both laughed. Linda knew that Donna was as straight as an arrow, sexually speaking, and Donna knew that Linda was bi. It was a tribute to their friendship that they could tease each other like this without things getting out of hand and someone's feelings getting hurt.
"You'd better just give me the Reader's Digest Condensed version." Donna said.
"Okay, you know that peach teddy I bought today?" Linda started. Donna nodded. "Well, when I tried it on, it fit me like a glove. I looked at myself wearing it in the mirror for a while, trying to find anything wrong with it and I just couldn't. This was a good thing because it was the only one on the rack."
"Okay, so you're so narcissistic that just looking at yourself wearing a sexy piece of cloth in a fitting room mirror gives you an uncontrollable urge to masturbate yourself into senselessness? Hold on! I'll give you the number to my shrink!" Donna teased.
"Hey! We don't all have husbands we can ambush anytime we like!" Linda shot back with a laugh!
"Anyhow, Hon." Linda continued, "As I started to take it off, I slipped my finger under the left should strap and all of a sudden an image flashed through my mind of a man's hand reaching around from behind me, pushing my hand aside and gently slipping, first the left and then the right, strap down over my shoulders. The image was so intense that I spun around to see if anyone was behind me, which of course, there wasn't."
"I think somebody's been spending a little too much time watching the 'naked' channels on her satellite TV." Donna chided.
"Like you and Ted don't?" Linda came back, "Don't play Sweet Polly Purebred with me, sister! I know what's in that locked video cabinet in your basement!" Donna blushed.
"As you were saying, Madame Chatterley."
"As I was saying, the image that flashed through my mind was so intense that its effect lingered on afterwards. Turning back towards the mirror, I saw that the top of the teddy had fallen down and my boobs were just hanging out there. I love being topless so I stood there for another minute and then pushed the rest of the teddy down over my hips and let it drop to the floor. That's when it happened."
"What happened?"
"Okay, girlfriend, buckle up and hold tight to your steering wheel." Linda warned her friend, "The next part is going to get a little bit graphic."