This story takes place in a journaly format, something I've been meaning to try but hadn't come up. Until now! I hope y'all enjoy, and let me know if you liked it!
As for content, there's some non-consenty stuff but it's all pretty magical. Who doesn't wanna be groped for wearing skimpy armour, anyways?
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Aurochs 7th, 309 NC
The last mission went on without a hitch. Had to clear out an old ruin, the kind that inevitably drew in unsavoury monstrous types to dwell within its fallen walls. Sometimes I pity them, but the villages around it pay handsomely to have the grounds swept and cleared of the beasts and beings who would eat their cattle or frighten their sheep. Minimal resources spent this time, only a health potion and some oil to burn out a waspbear nest.
Among the scattered relics and desecrated tombs, I found an item of particular interest. It's a set of armour unlike any I've ever seen. There are no tool marks visible; as if formed entirely from a single piece of silvery white metal. But that cannot be! It is clearly the work of some master smith, and yet...
The armour exposes far too much. If one were to wear it, they would have no protection around the chest or the upper thigh. I thought that perhaps one could wear it over another set of clothing, perhaps a linen weave or leather that could pick up the slack for the parts it didn't protect. But alas, the armour itself seems crafted to fit tight to the skin. I have many concerns and hesitations about using it for myself, but perhaps my armourer in Whalesbrook will know more.
Aurochs 10th
I cannot believe my fortune! I brought the queer armour to my contact and supplier, Gora of the Windward Sea. She's not only a formidable warrior, but she has the finest mind for metalwork I know of. Upon showing her my find, she seemed to recognise it immediately. Nevertheless, she spent a quarter hour examining it, trying to find proof that it was a forgery. But to her learned eye, there was no doubt: it was the genuine article.
The armour I found was not just of the finest craftsmanship, but it was the armour of a Paladin of Zoros, the Elven God of Hope, Beauty, Sharing, and a number of other positive concepts. The lack of protection, as Gora explained to me, was a test of faith of the wearer. If one was strong of heart and will, the enemy would not be able to land blows. But if one should falter, it would be no less than one's own funeral vestments.
She offered me king's ransom for the armour. After hearing the precise number she offered, I almost gave it to her on the spot! But something held me back, and I told her I'd have to think about it. This was likely a one in a lifetime find. To part with it so quickly feels wrong. It's armour, after all. What could it hurt to wear it once? I could always throw a tunic over it if I start getting questioning looks.
Aurochs 11th
I wore the Zoros armour around town during my errands for the day. It being so tight to the skin, it fit naturally under a baggy tunic and breeches. Some bulging out of the fabric around the shoulders and elbows, but otherwise difficult to notice. If I couldn't feel its cling I would have forgotten it was there as well. It weighs almost nothing, yet Gora insisted that it could withstand a direct hit from a housebound lancer. I'll admit to having my doubts, given the lack of protection, but whoever had constructed it had put great care into its fabrication. The creators had known what they were doing, otherwise why design something so preposterous in appearance?
Contrary to my previous supposition, it wasn't uncomfortable to wear. Even though the armour fits precisely to my form, it doesn't chafe or pinch at the skin. A part of me wonders how I could have found armour that so perfectly fits someone of my exact proportions. Gora had no explanation, so I will consider it an act of providence.
I have some more things to do before going back into the field. I might just bring the armour with me.
Aurochs 13th
I've been wearing the armour on its own now. At first I worried that people might look at me with derision for wearing such revealing armour. On the contrary; I've received nothing but compliments! Many people seem to appreciate the quality of the work, remarking that it reminds them of other legendary items of note. I only wish it came with a weapon of similar craftsmenship.
While most of the attention is benign, I have noticed a minority react in unexpected ways. I've received more compliments on my appearance than I've ever had from complete strangers in the last day or so. Some I catch staring at me, sizing me up like some kind of roast meat, while others slide into subtle propositions. I take my leave and do my best to defuse the situation, but something about the armour is making me appear more attractive than I believe I am. Or perhaps the revealing nature of the gear is revealing that I have more to offer than I once thought?
Aurochs 14th
The reactions are escalating. I can scarcely leave the room at the inn without being ogled, accosted, or sized up by any number of citizens from all walks and persuasion. One of the guards pressed me to the wall during a "routine" search of my person and, in a move she later tried to play off as accidental, felt up my body in a more than professional manner.
I approached Gora with the problem. She didn't appear affected and claimed to have no knowledge of the persistent charismatic effect that the armour seemed to be having. The orc smith promised to take it up with some friends of hers who might have ideas how to determine the magical effect, if any, of the armour. Before I left, she told me that it was likely for the best that I put away the armour for now. It wasn't like I was on campaign; the streets of Whalesbrook were as safe as any major city could be. I resolved to put the matter aside. Tonight, as I write this, the Elven construct is locked up tight in my room's trunk.
Aurochs 15th
I am wearing it again. I don't even remember putting it on! One moment I was drifting off to sleep, the next I awake to the uncomfortable feeling of metal on my neck as I twisted and turned in bed. At least I kept my smallclothes on this time. There is no doubt that this is magic, but without a clear answer as to what incantation I am under, I feel like I can have no defence against it. I could sell the armour...but to part with such an incredible artefact feels like abandoning the find of my lifetime. I would much rather keep it, without whatever arcane effect is plaguing me.
Aurochs 16th
Gora might have a solution! There is a temple outside Aethira that is said to be home to an Elven oracle, one who can manipulate the magics of her forebearers. It is a lengthy journey to that ancient city, however. I would not make the journey without significant loss of wealth, or limb, should I take it alone.
With my good fortune, Gora proposed that I travel with her! She has deliveries to make, as many clients have sent from far and wide examples of her wares. Her little caravan will consist of several brave folk of my own vocation. I could pay for my transit by assisting in the defence of her goods, and at the end of our jaunt I may find a way to halt the strange behaviour this armour provokes in others. I have pledged myself to her service, and will join her on the morrow.
I confess, these effects are becoming more pronounced the more I wear the armour. I am dominating the attention of the street on which I walk. Whispered comments of a most depraved nature follow me everywhere, and I've been openly propositioned no less than six times this morn. The offers are not solicited nor reciprocated, yet I cannot deny the perverse enjoyment I feel knowing that my body, as mediocre as I thought it once was, is pulling in so much affection. I am grateful for the help of Gora, who so far seems immune to my armour's effects. An island of normality in this turbulent tempest.
Aurochs 17th
We left on the Eastward road to Bayonn, the first stop on Gora's list. Joining us are a motley collection of characters as I've ever seen. Gini is a Goblin woman with a penchant for crossbows and singing to herself, she rides in the carriage to watch for threats in the rear. Selda, a very personable naga, holds down the left side of the road, whilst I patrol on the right. We've made pleasant enough conversation, and aside from the occasional offhand references, the armour goes unremarked upon.
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Perhaps I spoke too soon. Nary a minute past in between me laying my quill down from this notebook that I was offered the chance to sleep in a bedroll with Gini. 'Conserving warmth' was the offered justification, but a moment's glance at that excuse causes it to wither in the light of day. Nobody seems to react to the strangeness of the request, however. The others pretend like it's not out of the ordinary. Was I overreacting?
Aurochs 18th
I awoke with my arms wrapped around Gini. She was snoring softly, her little belly moving in and out underneath my fingers. I carefully extracted myself, then realized that I had grown...rigid, in her presence. I thought chaste thoughts, but my erection did not drop. I stared longingly at the exposed back of the short woman, my pants painfully tented. What had come over me now? I used some of my canteen water to pour on my own head, and that seemed to cool me off. It was still a good minute or so before I could resume dressing myself, sliding on the armour like it was my second skin.
Gora and Selda were already at work packing up. I helped as best I could, though the looks from Selda were growing distracting. She would also find reasons to brush her long, reptilian body against mine. She offered token apology, but after the third 'beg pardon', I realised these were no accidents. The armour's effects are obvious.