Once upon a time there was a wizard who was on a long and difficult journey, with many a day spent baking in the sun and many a night spent sleeping on the cold ground. This particular evening, he met a stablehand on the road who told him the farmer he worked for was a good man who would put him up for the night, and his daughter was the most beautiful woman in the entire kingdom. The wizard had studied magic alone on a mountaintop for so long that he had forgotten what women looked like, but when he met the farmer and his daughter, he was mesmerized. He was a gracious guest, and they were gracious hosts, but all throughout dinner the wizard couldn't take his eyes off of the farmer's daughter. And he was not the only one. When she left to gather wood for their fire, the farmer whispered to the wizard.
"You can probably tell my stablehand is sweet on her," whispered the old farmer, "and she's sweet on him, too. They have been ever since the stablehand's family succumbed to the pox and I took him in. And they're of marrying age too, but he's too shy to propose. Hmph! All the better! My daughter is beautiful enough to marry a prince and bring me a castle, ha!"
And with that, the farmer declared that he was going to sleep in the barn, and the wizard should be a good guest and eat and drink until he was full and to give his daughter a kiss goodnight for him, and the wizard thanked him for his hospitality.
The farmer's remarks about the stablehand and his daughter had given the wizard an idea. He took out his most powerful appetite potion, whispered into it, soaked a piece of bread with it and hid the bread in his palm. When he finished his stew, he grabbed both of the farmer's daughter's hands and held them tight, thanking her for the delicious meal, and his potion leached into the daughter's skin.
Later, when she and the stablehand were laughing in the kitchen, the wizard took out his most powerful curiosity potion and whispered into it. Then he poured the elixir into the stablehand's ale, which he brought into the kitchen and declared his intention to turn in for the night.
"But before I sleep, come stablehand, let's cheers to the king!" And the stablehand and the wizard touched glasses and gulped down the last of their beer. Then the wizard retired to the farmer's bedroom and smoked his pipe while he waited for the first knock on the door.
It wasn't long before he heard a quiet tapping. It was the farmer's daughter.
"Pardon me sir, I know you are sleeping, and I hate to be a bother, but I have a favor to ask of you."
"Anything you need, my dear. What favor do you ask of me?"
The farmer's daughter pursed her lips and glanced over her shoulder. "It's not an easy thing to ask," she whispered.
The wizard invited her into his room. She scurried in and paced frantically from wall to wall. "You see, I don't want to bother you. I would hate to bother you! But oh, there is something I need and I don't know what to do!"
"Calm down, my darling. Tell me what you need so that I can help you."
But the the farmer's daughter had so much trouble saying what she needed that the wizard decided to say it for her. "Do you need me to take off my pants?" he asked.
She let out a sigh of relief. "Oh yes! Thank you, sir! Would that be alright? Please, it would mean so much to me!"
"Very well then, if it means so much to you." The wizard dropped his knickers to his ankles, leaned back in his chair, and rolled his robe up underneath his arms. The farmer's daughter knelt down and ran her hands over his cock, which responded by becoming very hard.
"Sir, may I play with it?" she asked.
The wizard said that she could.
"Thank you, sir!" she cried. "Oh, you won't regret it!"
The wizard watched as the farmer's daughter set about his cock. First, she showered it with kisses.
"Delightful!" cried the wizard.
Then she ran her tongue all over it, from top to bottom.
"Marvelous!" cried the wizard.
And then she made popping sounds by sucking on its head as hard as she could, over and over again.
The wizard threw back his hands. "It's everything I dreamed it would be!" he exclaimed.
"Me too!" the daughter laughed. "Me too!"